Incoherent Mutterings

• BULLSHIT! BULLSHIT! BULLSHIT! #ravens #replacementrefs #nfl #goddellsucks #
• One day I will learn to spell that asshole's name. #goodellsucks #
• It's that time again. "Hey, figure out how many defects you're going to find in product you haven't touched yet! By end of business day!" #
• I'm pretty fucking sure they knew when they needed these numbers long before this morning. Show me a goddamn schedule, you ass monkeys! #
• "Sorry, thought I fixed the whore button." #
• Was that three sacks in a row on Aaron Rodgers??? #mnf #
• BULLSHIT! Another game full of BULLSHIT. This is ass! Packers just got fucked! Unfuckingbelievable! #shitassrefs #mnf #
• Head ref is from Austin. Dude. Don't fucking bother to come home. Not for a long while. #mnf #refgate #officialgate #
• I want to see a walkout by the players and coaches for week 4. #mnf #nfl #
• Surprise. Surprise. Surprise. RT @AP: BREAKING: NFL upholds touchdown ruling at end of Green Bay-Seattle game. #
• Nice. RT @jharrison9292: Even a child can admit when they are wrong…… What's your excuse? #
• Oh happy day…Oh happy day! Sane football games are on the horizon. #
• Holy shit yes. RT @juliussharpe: There's nothing scarier than a squirrel who's not afraid of you. #
• Hmm. The real refs are back. Now I have to change my pick'em and my FF lineup to compensate for sanity and competence. #
• Where's the letter and apology to the players, coaches, etc? RT @nfl: Commissioner Goodell sends letter to fans: http://t.co/XhOvyCXc #
• "Error during "install" phase" No shit? Really? Thanks for being SOOOOO helpful! #
• I just reached Level 6 of the "Hot Tamale" badge on @foursquare. I’ve checked in at 25 different Mexican Restaurants! http://t.co/pwf5DHWo #

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• How the fuck was that defensive pass interference???? He didn't touch Holmes! #steelers #
• Dinner: vietnamese pork belly banh mi sandwich. Homemade. Will make again. A++++ http://t.co/thJQwety #
• I'm watching NBC Sunday Night Football (977 others checked-in) http://t.co/uKdLzluK #GetGlue #snf #
• I unlocked the Check-in Pro sticker on #GetGlue http://t.co/eIz7Aqwl #
• A mix of Kafka and Lovecraft…. http://t.co/e453rczD #
• Do not let your ex do work in your house. http://t.co/YGW6snjb #
• I am now a fan of The Faux John Madden Network on LockerDome http://t.co/nuhEurZQ #
• I'm watching Monday Night Football (976 others checked-in) http://t.co/pPvoHmKE #GetGlue #MondayNightFootball #
• I'm a Fan of Monday Night Football on #GetGlue http://t.co/Dkw98J6R #
• Position Went Down To Georgia. Nice. #MNF #
• GODDAMMIT TWITTER. Peyton Went Down To Georgia. Nice. #MNF #
• What is this?? What am I watching?? I don't like change! #MNF #
• AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I love it. http://t.co/tBGDL3mD #
• You know what I appreciate? Someone admitting they were flat out not listening in a meeting. #
• "Okay Tony, what's your take on <something>?" "Sorry, Gav, I really wasn't paying attention." #
• That was really one of the best scrums ever. #
• I was helpful! #
• A crafty post: Sunday Eats: Vietnamese Pork Belly Banh Mi Sammiches http://t.co/EjmE0jja #
• Holy shit, HP. REALLY? http://t.co/2pdwCsts #
• 9/21: Earth Wind and Fire Day! Woot! http://t.co/vamzQ4oP #
• Fuck people. http://t.co/WYH8ZexW #
• Pretty sure I saw a man wearing a black and green velvet dashiki at HEB. #

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• I'm watching FOX NFL Sunday (1745 others checked-in) http://t.co/CkASe3CU #GetGlueHD #FOXNFLSunday #
• I unlocked the Fox NFL Sunday: Week 1 sticker on #GetGlueHD http://t.co/jxOi1VYr #
• Google now still refuses to believe the nfl season has started. Fix it! *grump* #
• I'm watching Red Zone Channel (14 others checked-in) http://t.co/dGKiuk0L #GetGlueHD #nflredzone #
• What the Christ, Jets?? Were you just saving up TDs for the regular season? #
• WHY DIDN'T PLAY RG3 THIS WEEK???? 🙁 #
• Dear Detroit, Madden Curse? Madden Curse. #
• The Dolphins are playing like they were featured on the Madden cover… #
• Fucka big load of DB2 and Lotus Notes. *grump* #
• double header!!!! http://t.co/pPvoHmKE #GetGlueHD #MondayNightFootball #
• Why is Jon Gruden wearing a stick of Fruit Stripe gum as a tie? #MNF #
• I am convinced that Pat Robertson has hit "I'm an old man and give no fucks about what I say" mode: http://t.co/fcrwDbDC #
• After 3 months, I finally closed on my refinance. 3 months. 3. #
• I am not going to "like" your company on facebook for a $10 discount. It's not happening. #
• "hey where's the final build for *product*?" Er, fuck if I know. I got it from <some dev> 4 months ago. Panic is ensuing. I care not. #
• So….this is a thing: http://t.co/J3She34G #
• Gee, was I in a meeting for the last 2.5 hours and am just now catching up on Apple related tweets? #retweetingfiend #
• Dammit. Why do i suddenly want a embroidery sewing machine?? I don't sew! #
• is finally playing Tropico 4 http://t.co/cidqpoo8 #
• Yes! RT @TheCJMorgan: Tebowing? No thanks, this season we're Griffining –> http://t.co/fOx1w126 #
• I'm a little creeped out this. http://t.co/hnpHkwub #
• AHA! http://t.co/XrmXAYcA #
• I'm watching Monday Night Football (18 others checked-in) http://t.co/pPvoHmKE #GetGlueHD #MondayNightFootball #
• I'm watching Thursday Night Football (3414 others checked-in) http://t.co/AKcnMESL #GetGlueHD #ThursdayNightFootball #
• What? Am I really seeing this? http://t.co/A3JG8kp6 #

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• is finally playing Tropico 4 http://t.co/cidqpoo8 #
• I unlocked 2 Steam achievements in Tropico 4! http://t.co/XKr4ySFS #
• is finally playing Tropico 4 http://t.co/cidqpoo8 #
• High Life! http://t.co/pnPhivVE #
• I unlocked the The Mastermind achievement in Tropico 4! http://t.co/XKr4ySFS #
• austin Edition! http://t.co/7MwqCXq1 #GetGlueHD @NoReservations #
• I unlocked the First Taste sticker on #GetGlueHD http://t.co/MFGbsnMW #
• I'm watching Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations (1609 others checked-in) http://t.co/7MwqCXq1 #GetGlueHD @NoReservations #
• Time between releases: 1) Upgrade one workstation 2) apply encryption to laptop. Not looking forward to 2. #
• I talked to friends about UNREAL(TM) Candy. Eavesdrop on my convo: http://t.co/OUvTqFju #imabzzagent #
• Tried a bag of UNREAL candy. No corn syrup, a plus! Tastes like UK Smarties. I approve! #getunreal http://t.co/TF8y7cVw #imabzzagent #
• is finally playing Tropico 4 http://t.co/cidqpoo8 #
• Project Managers: speak normal human. Stop with the bullshit buzzwords. You make meetings last too long. #
• Should premature ejaculation occur, the Joy of Sex album comes equipped with BIG JIM SLADE! #
• I'm watching NBC Sunday Night Football (923 others checked-in) http://t.co/uKdLzluK #GetGlueHD #snf #
• I am deeply disturbed by this: http://t.co/SzPBmPTw #
• Really? No snipping tool in 2k8 R2? Boo. Hiss. #
• Holy shit it's only 9:15. #
• Buncha baseball lovers working for Google. Google Now still doesn't know NFL scores when you ask. #
• Who brings a fucking BABY to the VMAs???? #mtvvma #
• Little wardrobe malfunction, Alicia? #vma #girlisonfire #
• I don't know if this is just gross or 10 kinds of awesome: http://t.co/a8GsliJc #
• VIDEOS SHOULD NOT AUTOPLAY WHEN I LOAD YOUR WEBSITE. VIDEOS SHOULD NOT AUTOPLAY WHEN I LOAD YOUR WEBSITE! #
• Stop it. Just fucking stop it. You will never do this right. Just stop. http://t.co/QNcJTeN6 #
• When I was a child, Bo, Luke and Daisy Duke were my imaginary friends. #thesearemyconfessions #
• My lifelong dream was to be a checker at Winn's. That way I could drink ICEEs all day, erry day. #thesearemyconfessions #

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• I'm watching NBC Sunday Night Football (710 others checked-in) http://t.co/uKdLzluK #GetGlueHD #snf #
• Dear TS Isaac, Move more west. Thank you. Signed, The Gulf States #
• Scrum call: 2 minutes 45 seconds. Yes. #
• Want so bad. Personal 3D Printer [1KG Filament Free!] | Mbot 3D Printer Store http://t.co/bk5Y0WWi #
• Some kind of mustard embargo going on? First Jason's Deli forgets my mustard now Wienerschnitzel does the same! #firstworldproblems #
• is finally playing Tropico 4 http://t.co/cidqpoo8 #
• THIS! SO MUCH THIS!!! RT @HonestToddler: RT if you believe in your heart that celery is wrong. #
• WOOT! "November 8 release date for Animal Crossing" #
• I can't wait to be Nook's bitch again! #animalcrossing #
• I just reached Level 6 of the "Flame Broiled" badge on @foursquare. I’ve checked in at 25 different burger joints! http://t.co/mqVcJPZy #
• is finally playing Tropico 4 http://t.co/cidqpoo8 #
• Hahahaha! Really? http://t.co/nDl5cKQs #
• is finally playing Tropico 4 http://t.co/cidqpoo8 #
• I unlocked the Smells Like Chemistry achievement in Tropico 4! http://t.co/XKr4ySFS #
• I unlocked 2 Steam achievements in Tropico 4! http://t.co/XKr4ySFS #

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• GO STEELERS! #Steelernation http://t.co/uKdLzluK #GetGlueHD #snf #
• Dammit, TI. I have no need for your calculators anymore, but the new ones look so awesome… 🙁 #
• Aww, dammit. 🙁 RT @JimGaffigan: RIP Phyllis Diller. Comedy legend. Always made me laugh. #
• Since when is letting your kid play outside without you hovering over them all the fucking time a new "phenomenon"? #
• It's not "free range parenting". It's normal fucking parenting. This hovering shit that parents do now? That's what needs a name. #
• In my day it was "get out, get some goddamn sun, play with your friends. come back before dark." No fucking preset playdates. #
• And what's the deal with airline food? #
• I'm watching Monday Night Football (814 others checked-in) http://t.co/pPvoHmKE #GetGlueHD #MondayNightFootball #
• I…I just bought 15 maple bacon lollipops…. #
• More less worseness! Now! http://t.co/NwS5mYTJ #
• So now we know. http://t.co/BDvjA51l #
• So, this happened last night. http://t.co/vuwRbzBF #endthereflockout #
• Dear family stuck in Saudi because of your son: Watch any episode of the A-Team where they need to get BA on a plane. You're welcome. #
• Ray Parker Jr's Ghostbuster's Theme played on 8 floppy drives: http://t.co/WQCEiyuX #
• is finally playing Tropico 4 http://t.co/cidqpoo8 #
• How long does it take to write license text for software? We have deadlines, you fucks! #
• Late September. For license text. #
• If you go to see The Odd Life of Timothy Green, be careful. You might "tear out your eyes". (spoiler alert) http://t.co/M5a5LADa #
• is finally playing Tropico 4 http://t.co/cidqpoo8 #
• Woot just sold a bacon coffin. Not a coffin for bacon, not a coffin made out of bacon. But a bacon patterned coffin… #
• I unlocked 4 Steam achievements in Tropico 4! http://t.co/XKr4ySFS #
• 3 breakouts in 10 days! http://t.co/qcpUJdSr #
• And finally, Batman is not impressed with the Hyundai i3: http://t.co/3gnK1C06 #
• WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME ABOUT TESTS YOU'VE ALREADY RUN? #
• How could you possibly have questions? Just run the subset you said you were going to run! #
• Oh goddammit. Really? You're asking NOW about how a test works???? Mother. FUCK. #
• I might go to ComicCon in Austin this year. Only if #FatmanandBobin show up #
• Why. why is your text light gray? It sucks. I can barely read your chats. this blows donkey. #
• Oh, you want me to try and do your work for you? no no no no. that's not how this works. I told you what might be the problem. figure it out #
• Love it. http://t.co/k2ZKQpW8 #
• is finally playing Tropico 4 http://t.co/cidqpoo8 #
• I unlocked the Modern Agriculture achievement in Tropico 4! http://t.co/XKr4ySFS #

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• is finally playing Tropico 4 http://t.co/cidqpoo8 #
• I unlocked 2 Steam achievements in Tropico 4! http://t.co/XKr4ySFS #
• Oh Lord. Nbc is going to cut so much cool shit from these closing ceremonies. If not cut, then needlessly explain everything. Sigh. #closing #
• And now we've hit songs I've only heard on Kidz Bop commercials. #closingceremony #
• with all the shit people are talking about the closing ceremonies, I'm just happy to see it without NBC fucking it up. Zig a zig a. #
• If NBC shows this massive sing along I would very surprised. Well, always look on the bright side of life, I say. #closingceremony #
• I'm watching Leverage (3309 others checked-in) http://t.co/qpjf3OYO #GetGlueHD @leverageTNT #
• I unlocked the Leverage: The French Connection Job sticker on #GetGlueHD http://t.co/gK1acS7g #
• Dear NBC watchers, you're going to miss 40 minutes of the closing ceremonies. #
• But hey, you'll get to see a sneak of some shitty comedy that won't last a whole season! #NBCfail #
• Did NBC really cut the ending of the ceremonies? Did they cut The motherfucking Who? For Animal Practice???? #NBCfail #
• Yup, I totally spoiled it. Fuck NBC. Your decisions are bad and you should feel bad. #NBCfail #
• So….Animal Practice gets aired commercial free, and The goddamn Who gets pushed out an hour? #NBCfail #closingceremony #
• "Hey! Here's a list of defects and the people assigned to them! Verify and update!" Heh. My name nowhere on that list. Because I'm done. #
• "Why Adrian Peterson is not really black". What? #
• Oh goddammit. "back" not "black." #
• I thought Sports Illustrated had lost their minds. #
• What the Hell, Miley???RT @_Snape_: Sorry Miley Cyrus, I cannot unsee: http://t.co/q8fNbCsa #
• Who did we offend on the cafeteria staff to be "treated" to this travesty: Meatless Taco Pizza? #
• I'm watching Monday Night Football (1168 others checked-in) http://t.co/pPvoHmKE #GetGlueHD #MondayNightFootball #
• I unlocked the Couch Potato(10) sticker on #GetGlueHD http://t.co/lbDVQnOr #
• How does an airline lose a kid? LIKE THIS! http://t.co/vNFx9X8t #
• CRAP! RT @statesman: Firefighters are working a five-acre fire in Bastrop County. http://t.co/fVsB1wb9 #
• Hey thanks for trying to lie to me about never seeing a report. That you asked for. That I sent directly to you. Asshole. #
• Oh and thanks for saying one thing in a meeting 3 weeks ago, then directly contradicting yourself today. The day of code freeze. Asshole. #
• I fucking LOVE causing a panic! <insert sarc-mark>. #codefreezebullshit #
• is finally playing Tropico 4 http://t.co/cidqpoo8 #
• I unlocked 2 Steam achievements in Tropico 4! http://t.co/XKr4ySFS #
• How hard is it to shut the fucking door to the conference room? #
• Stupid people of…my area. You have been given a brief stay of execution. I now have gum. #
• I just saw a picture of a man with "420" shaved into his back hair. His. Back. Hair. #
• Wanna go home. Right now. Just bored here. Pressure's gone. Work's done. Worn out. Mentally done. #codefreeze #
• Bengals v falcons http://t.co/JjTqZyjj #GetGlueHD @NFLonFOX #
• I unlocked the GetGlue HD: A New Kind of Guide sticker on #GetGlueHD http://t.co/hVwDIUkj #
• If you schedule a lunchtime meeting and we show up to see your dumbass EATING YOUR LUNCH, then you are an asshole. #
• I'm watching NFL on FOX (60 others checked-in) http://t.co/JjTqZyjj #GetGlueHD @NFLonFOX #
• OMG IT'S RAINING! #atxweather #
• Lots of rain and cops at buffalo wild wings at 183 and I35. Can't leave parkinglot. #
• Left parking lot. Home now. Some people just don't need to fucking drink. #

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• I'm watching Olympics: Men's Track & Field (1602 others checked-in) http://t.co/OxuO3OIf #GetGlueHD @NBCOlympics #
• I unlocked the 2012 Summer Olympics Bronze Medal sticker on #GetGlueHD @NBCOlympics http://t.co/pfYrsS45 #
• what? nowhere to check in to the hall of fame game? http://t.co/lF4URCMW #GetGlueHD #NewOrleansSaints #
• Men's and Women's track and field. There should be a checkin for watching NBC's feed buffer. http://t.co/ADoDXWaQ #GetGlueHD @NBCOlympics #
• I don't even have the will to complain about NBC's horrible, event killing streaming feed anymore. #nbcfail #
• Oh wait, yes I do! It's great watching a short race glitch right in the middle thereby missing the whole damn thing #nbcfail #
• When the stream is not glitching, I can catch bits of Belarus killing it in women's shotput! #shotput #olympics #
• Goddamn, today's stream is just unwatchable. #nbcfail #
• Everyday I'm buffering. #nbcfail #olympics #
• I'm watching Olympics: Men's Track & Field (321 others checked-in) http://t.co/OxuO3OIf #GetGlueHD @NBCOlympics #
• Jesus, @NBCOlympics are you purposefully screwing up the stream so I only see the beginning and end? #nbcfail #
• I literally saw the women line up for the 100m hurdles then they were all breathing hard. I missed the whole race. #nbcfail #
• I swear to fucking god, if one more person asks about whether or not I can get 600 testcases run by next week… #
• Can't believe I'm going to say this, but there's too much meat in my salad. #
• Why in the hell am I roped in on this email? I have nothing to do with it. #
• JESUS H CHRIST ON A CRACKER. Do you have something against Usain Bolt, NBC? Stream was fine until Usain's race. You assholes. #
• 3 US women in the 400m hurdles final. I expect the stream to drop any second now. #
• is finally playing Tropico 4 http://t.co/cidqpoo8 #
• I unlocked 7 Steam achievements in Tropico 4! http://t.co/XKr4ySFS #
• PANIC! ALERT! PANIC! ALERT! I AM OUT OF GUM!!!!!! #
• I'm watching Olympics: Men's Track & Field (491 others checked-in) http://t.co/OxuO3OIf #GetGlueHD @NBCOlympics #
• Dammit. Been watching track and field events all week. Have yet to see the 1/4 scale Minis in action. Grump. #olympics #trackandfield #
• Woke up feeling poorly, feeling dizzy. Either a) allergic to Heineken or b) I just hate this place so fucking much right now. I vote b. #
• Wakka Wakka Wakka RT @EvilMikeTomlin: Cowboys say they're considering giving Plaxico Burress a "shot" #
• SPOILER ALERT! World record for the US women's 4x100m relay! 40.82 #

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• No, the athletes are not smiling in their official photos. Because they were told not to. STOP FUCKING BRINGING IT UP. #
• No. Just…no. RT @ebertchicago: A prequel to "The Shining?" They've got their work cut out. http://t.co/rdoZetp5 #
• is finally playing Tropico 4 http://t.co/cidqpoo8 #
• The one upside to this dumbass 7am meeting? I can watch live Olympic events. #olympics #weightlifting #archery #
• Niiice RT @_Snape_: Happy Birthday Neville Longbottom, Master of the puberty spell… http://t.co/74s6CQTX #
• Dear NBC, Learn to read a goddamn map. You embarrass us all. http://t.co/eLtIoobV #olympics #
• Oh little weightlifter from the Philippines! Don't cry! You tried so hard! #olympics #weightlifting #
• Yay Zoe Smith! #olympics #weightlifting #GBR #
• A scrum should not have 17 people in it. A SCRUM SHOULD NOT HAVE 17 PEOPLE IN IT! #agilefail #
• I fear the Ukrainian women's lifting team! Holy balls! #
• Okay, maybe I have more to fear from the Thai women… #olympics #weightlifting #
• Why the HELL would you show an ad right in the middle of someone's routine??? #nbcfail #olympics #
• "If you couldn't film broken dreams during women's gymnastics, what else would be left. " #olympics #
• yes, I'm drinking wine from a pint glass. What? Why are you looking at me like that? #
• There's a guy dressed as Captain America in the audience of the men's archery competition. #olympics #archery #bradyellison #
• Insert a commercial so I miss the lift, I rewind to see the lift, same commercial plays. FUUUUCK. #NBCFail #
• "Screaming profanity at NBC has become a normal part of this Olympics. " So true…. #
• 4GB (so far) of stuff in 6 eclipse workspaces. Yes, let's take forever to delete them! #
• A first for me: watching a British crowd get coerced into doing the YMCA. #archery #olympics #
• Know what's really good? $1 cafeteria nachos! #shitnoonesays #
• Men swimmers on the podium look like they're giving themselves breast exams. #olympics #swimming #
• YES. THIS. SO MUCH OF THIS. RT @JonFaciane: Damn it. Clock move faster #
• I unlocked the Movie Buff(10) sticker on #GetGlueHD http://t.co/srdDqaGS #
• Woot! Lorig made it to a medal round! #archery #olympics #
• REALLY? The Macarena for team Mexico?? #olympics #archery #
• Oh God, the YMCA again. Well, the crowd is a little more excited this time around. #olympics #archery #
• STREAM DON'T DIE ON ME NOW!!!! #
• Come on, Ki Bo Bae!!!! #archery #olympics #
• YAY!!! KI BO BAE!!!! WOOT!!!! #archery #olympics #
• What the hell? Who would buy the Browns? Well…Baltimore did once…. #
• IOC to Saudi Arabia: include women in the Olympic games or be banned. http://t.co/MlAgddIH #
• Yes, I am drinking Jameson from a pint glass. Stressed? Why do you ask? #
• The only ppl who think getting silver is choking are those whose workouts consist of getting more pizza rolls or those who have gold medals. #
• Not my words, but I fully agree. #
• Wher eis the track and field stream, NBC? Audio, no video from your MAIN FEED. #nbcfail #
• Audio on nbc's website, video on my tablet. How fucked is that? http://t.co/LBF4yyUA #GetGlueHD @NBCOlympics #
• I unlocked the Yeah! First Check-in! sticker on #GetGlueHD http://t.co/ujxAPErP #
• Even though I'm seeing women.. http://t.co/v1y8lljV #GetGlueHD @NBCOlympics #
• So, De Niro is a cat? RT @markleggett: It feels like Robert De Niro just walks onto random film sets and says "I'm in this now." #
• This reloading bullshit has got to stop. The fucking race is over by the time the stream comes back! #nbcfail #trackandfield #
• Missed a whole fucking heat. Great. #nbcfail #trackandfield #olympics #
• I want to chuck Heavy Things(tm) a fairly long distance. #olympics #shotput #
• I'm watching Olympics: Women's Swimming (736 others checked-in) http://t.co/ZGFyzK4T #GetGlueHD @NBCOlympics #
• I unlocked the 2012 Summer Olympics Swimming sticker on #GetGlueHD @NBCOlympics http://t.co/Rr3yE8tk #
• I'm watching Olympics: Women's Fencing (101 others checked-in) http://t.co/NiT5vVxZ #GetGlueHD @NBCOlympics #
• I unlocked the 2012 Summer Olympics Fencing sticker on #GetGlueHD @NBCOlympics http://t.co/dXIdFpjk #
• Why is the Olympic coverage in SD on local affiliate? NBCfail or KXANfail? Hrm….. #

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• Boy I sure am glad I got up at the asscrack of dawn to call in to this meeting! #
• Nothing like being exhausted the night before and getting no sleep only to have to be up SUPER EARLY for a bullshit meeting. #
• The problem is not that it doesn't do a code scan, the problem is that the application is festering pile of ass. #
• I think I'm live tweeting my meeting. I'm sorry. #
• "There's gotta be a way to…" Nope. Never. Because it would make sense to have that feature. #
• It's over. Finally. A complete waste of my time. #
• "HE’S TRYING TO RAISE THE ROOF WITH HIS LITTLE ALLIGATOR HANDS." RT @TheBloggess: http://t.co/HdcnC2K6 #
• How do you come into an iteration review at the end of the release and ask about the fucking config file? Where were you 4 months ago??? #
• Ok. Asking me the same question that was asked last week today does not change my answer. #
• Holy Christ. "Because this function isn't working, I need this file." What? No. It's not working? FILE A DEFECT! This is why you're testing! #
• How hard is it to tell me all of the login information? Like, oh I don't know, it's SSL enabled? #
• Nicest cease and desist ever. http://t.co/uDbC8IAt #
• Goddammit, Twitter. Why do you not want me to follow @craigyferg?? #
• I break with thee, I break with thee, I break with thee. Nice one. http://t.co/h6CmSQ1d #
• For Christ's sake people, don't drink two pitchers of beer for the three of you during a three hour movie. #
• One dude got up five times. Five. The chicks next to me? Twice. each. Both times coming back to ask "what did miss?" #
• What'd you miss? Plot, bitch. Ugh. Still, TDKR was pretty sweet. #
• I don't know how I feel about Man of Steel. Oh wait, yes I do! Pretty sure I'll hate it. Superman is pretty boring. Sorry, Supes. #
• Lotus Notes: Why is a canceled meeting simply removed from my email folder and not, you know, removed from my calendar? #yousuck #
• Liver is awesome. I love liver. #thingsonlyIsay #
• is finally playing Tropico 4 http://t.co/cidqpoo8 #
• I unlocked 2 Steam achievements in Tropico 4! http://t.co/XKr4ySFS #
• So, Time Warner has started displaying internet usage for your account. Trying to push for tiered pricing again? #
• Dear NBC, we HATE the storytelling bullshit you pull every Olympics. STOP. Just show the goddamn coverage. #
• Oh @TWC. http://t.co/lBVDhNEF #
• American commentators talk too much and explain too much. We're not all stupid. #olympics #nbc #
• Because Queenie would totally parachute in! #olympicceremony #
• The fuck kind of nightmares are these kids having????? #olympics #
• Oh yeah, I'm gonna call Mary Poppins to defeat Voldy. What? #olympics #
• Commercials completely break the flow and feel. 🙁 #openingceremony #
• Michael Phelps doesn't fit in that chair. #openingceremony #

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