On August 10, 2009 I called it. I said that Vince Young would no longer be a Titan. Now, I was a season early, but can still say “I told you so”. Bud Adams has announced that the oh so precious (my fat ass) Vince Young would either be traded or released from the Titans. I fucking told you so. That prima donna asshole did it to himself. He can blame no one else but him. Before, I put the blame on UT for not know what the fuck to do with him and letting him do his own thing. Welp. Look where it got him. Fuck him. Shut your goddamn mouth, learn that you are human, suck it the fuck up and play some goddamn football.
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First, I just wanted to say that I saw a 3rd and Motherfuck during the Texas-OU game. Instead of 3rd and long (meaning, they fucked up so bad they need to get way more than 10 yards for a down), this was a 3rd and Motherfuck. The progression is 1st and Christ, 2nd and Jesus, 3rd and Motherfuck, 4th and Fuck it. Saturday was a 3rd and Motherfuck (3rd and 29. 29!!!) followed closely by a 4th and Fuck it.
Anyway, the Titans. They suck ass. Last season they were pretty damn close to heading to the superbowl. Now? They wanna be the Lions I guess. We watched part of the Titans-Patriots game. The first half, actually. It was a snow game. Those are always fun. It stopped being fun at halftime when the score was 45-0, Patriots. It stopped being fun when I literally got tired of hearing “touchdown Patriots”. What do you do in a situation like that? At half time can you just go “look, it’s cold, we’re getting the everloving shit beat out of us, Brady is just phoning it in at this point, Kerry Collins hasn’t been on the field for more than 3 minutes. Can we just forfeit and go the hell home?” I mean really. 45-0 AT THE HALF. Brady threw 5 touchdown passes IN ONE QUARTER. Holy hell. I know the Pats caught shit for running the score up two seasons ago and I yelled along with everyone else. But watching yesterday’s game? No, they didn’t. They just played. Not even their hardest. Brady threw a pass, Moss caught it, no Titans anywhere near covering Moss. Pure and simple. This was not “ha ha, you suck, watch what we can do!” The Titans just sucked. Period. And they were cold. Really, really cold. There is speculation that after last night’s abomination of a travesty of a game (oh, the final score? 59-0. what is the NFL ass-whooping record?), that the coach is going to be fired today. Hell, Jim Zorn (Redskins coach) is no longer calling offensive plays (my god were they offensive. aha. aha. ha.) in order to keep his job. So what the hell will he do? Stand on the sideline and look pretty?? This, folks, is why you have a backup team. Mine is the Steelers. My mom…*sigh* her main team is the Cowboys. Her backup? Titans. She just can’t win this season.
And what’s all this talk of “Brady’s back!!” Did you miss the previous 5 games? That’s like saying Mike Tyson’s “back” because he knocked out a 3 year old quadreplegic. This is worse than Favre watch. May I remind you fuckers that they lost to the Broncos and the Jets? Yes, Brady’s looking pretty good, but for fucks sake, you cannot judge is “back-ness” based on a horribly lopsided game. And holy hell, this sunday’s game is in London. The Patriots vs. Tampa Bay. Good christ, it’ll be just like yesterday’s, with all the ass whopping and less snow. God, please let Tampa score at least once.