Dear Chicago Bears and Baltimore Ravens,
What in the everloving hell was that? That was quite possibly the worst games I have ever seen. Ever. Ever. You guys should be ashamed of yourselves. Could we possibly have more penalties? How is it that Joe Flacco’s best completion was TO HIMSELF? How is it that the Ravens didn’t get a first down until the 3rd quarter?? Jesus Christ Almighty.
Dear Refs for the aforementioned travesty,
You are horrible at your jobs. Horrible. You should be fired.
Dear Saints,
62 points. Hoooooly crap. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Congrats on scoring more points in one game than the Rams have scored all season.
Dear Colts,
Peyton IS the team. You proved it. My heart, she aches for you.