http://www.boiseweekly.com/boise/dont-listen-here/Content?oid=2662087

I have no idea what kind of periodical Boise Weekly is, but I love that they have writers that can and will say what the truly fell about a horrible band. In case it gets yanked:

You can spend $45 to go see Nickelback this week.

Or you could buy 45 hammers from the dollar store, hang them from the ceiling at eye level and spend an evening banging the demons out of your dome.

That $45 would also buy you a lot of pickles, which have more fans on Facebook than the band. It would also buy you an introduction to rock guitar video course that would allow you to surpass the band’s skill level in five hours or less.

$45 is also enough to see Men in Black III five times, buy a dozen Big Macs, do 10 loads of laundry or so many other experiences as banal and meaningless as seeing Nickelback but that come without having to actually hear Nickelback.

But if you must, the band is playing the Idaho Center on Wednesday, June 13, at 6 p.m. Tickets start at $45.

 

And no, it’s not just some internet journal: http://fauxjohnmadden.lockerdome.com/media/1070909