Incoherent Mutterings

• I'm at Bed Bath & Beyond (2701-A Parker Road, Round Rock) http://4sq.com/eQo8zX #
• I'm at Cost Plus World Market (200 Sundance Pkwy, La Frontera Blvd, Round Rock) http://4sq.com/ibysij #
• I'm at H-E-B (500 Canyon Ridge Dr W, at Interstate Hwy 35, Austin) http://4sq.com/iigktU #
• Dear god, the people. The people!!! (@ Costco w/ 2 others) http://4sq.com/g5U2YL #
• I'm at Panera Bread (9901 North Capital of Texas Hwy, btw Stonelake and Research, Austin) http://4sq.com/f07Ldq #
• "U-verse Bandwidth—We don't limit you bandwidth to a particular amount." True today, but not for long http://tinyurl.com/66e8a2u #uversecaps #
• Deat AT&T, you are pushing me to TWC. I fucking hate TWC. Hate. From deep within my soul. Fuck your bandwidth caps. #
• In search of pretty sunflower seeds (@ Red Barn Garden Center) http://4sq.com/hI8vLD #
• Battle LA (@ Alamo Drafthouse Cinema) http://4sq.com/f5Bomj #
• Battle: Los Angeles; meh. Nice action, a bit heavy on the cheesy lines. #
• I'm at Jack in the Box (9911 Burnet Rd., at Rutland Dr., Austiin) http://4sq.com/hYpXF8 #
• RT @GeorgeTakei: I need YOUR help, Tweeps. I'm releasing a PSA later today re quake/tsunami. Will you RT the link? Reply/RT if you'll help! #
• So um, mythbusting an alcohol soaked tampon story. http://plixi.com/p/84322940 #
• Could a wrapped,erm,hygiene product hold the liquor without swelling? #
• Results: cardboard applicator; yes but possibly uncomfortable what with the swelling and all. http://plixi.com/p/84324210 #
• Results part 2: Playtex w/ plastic applicator; academically much easier. All swelling seems contained within applicator. #science #
• Lunch! (@ H-E-B Westlake Market) http://4sq.com/gBDt38 #
• How to explain the nuclear incident in Japan to your children. Or stoner friends. http://youtu.be/5sakN2hSVxA #
• I'm at McDonald's (12433 Metric Blvd, W Parmer Ln, Austin) http://4sq.com/gsJ03w #
• I'm at Opal Divine's Marina (12709 N Mo pac Expy, Parmer Ln, Austin) w/ 3 others http://4sq.com/h8rB3U #
• Fuck SXSW. That is all. #
• Because SXSW fucked up the downtown market. (@ Barton Creek Farmer's Market) http://4sq.com/e4oaWU #
• No minifigs. (@ LEGO Store) http://4sq.com/eGU00K #
• Mmmm, high priced tea. (@ Teavana) http://4sq.com/gtVNtv #
• I'm at Buffalo Wild Wings (7604 N IH 35, at Hwy 183, Austin) http://4sq.com/gu1byZ #

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• I'm at Jack in the Box (9911 Burnet Rd., at Rutland Dr., Austiin) http://4sq.com/hYpXF8 #
• RT @GeorgeTakei: I need YOUR help, Tweeps. I'm releasing a PSA later today re quake/tsunami. Will you RT the link? Reply/RT if you'll help! #
• So um, mythbusting an alcohol soaked tampon story. http://plixi.com/p/84322940 #
• Could a wrapped,erm,hygiene product hold the liquor without swelling? #
• Results: cardboard applicator; yes but possibly uncomfortable what with the swelling and all. http://plixi.com/p/84324210 #
• Results part 2: Playtex w/ plastic applicator; academically much easier. All swelling seems contained within applicator. #science #

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• I'm at Panera Bread (9901 North Capital of Texas Hwy, btw Stonelake and Research, Austin) http://4sq.com/f07Ldq #
• "U-verse Bandwidth—We don't limit you bandwidth to a particular amount." True today, but not for long http://tinyurl.com/66e8a2u #uversecaps #
• Deat AT&T, you are pushing me to TWC. I fucking hate TWC. Hate. From deep within my soul. Fuck your bandwidth caps. #
• In search of pretty sunflower seeds (@ Red Barn Garden Center) http://4sq.com/hI8vLD #
• Battle LA (@ Alamo Drafthouse Cinema) http://4sq.com/f5Bomj #
• Battle: Los Angeles; meh. Nice action, a bit heavy on the cheesy lines. #

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• I'm at Bed Bath & Beyond (2701-A Parker Road, Round Rock) http://4sq.com/eQo8zX #
• I'm at Cost Plus World Market (200 Sundance Pkwy, La Frontera Blvd, Round Rock) http://4sq.com/ibysij #
• I'm at H-E-B (500 Canyon Ridge Dr W, at Interstate Hwy 35, Austin) http://4sq.com/iigktU #
• Dear god, the people. The people!!! (@ Costco w/ 2 others) http://4sq.com/g5U2YL #

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• No way I'm making it to work for my 930 meeting (@ UPS Depot – Austin Hub) http://4sq.com/e4pcEB #
• I'm at Jack In the Box http://4sq.com/fbg5m0 #
• Yet another going away happy hour. (@ Berryhill Baja Grill & Cantina) http://4sq.com/gYMWHg #
• I just unlocked the "4sq SXSW Virgin" badge on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/hezSB1 #
• I'm at Fry's Electronics (Austin) http://4sq.com/hfpHAc #
• I'm at Opal Divine's Marina (12709 N Mo pac Expy, Parmer Ln, Austin) http://4sq.com/feHOgV #

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• I scored 2426 points playing #QRANK The Texas Tribune Edition. Can you beat that? http://bit.ly/tribqr #
• I scored 6431 points playing #QRANK Can you beat that? http://bit.ly/b8lZZu #
• I'm at Taco Cabana (12525 N Mopac Expy, W Parmer Ln, Austin) http://4sq.com/hVKT9r #

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• Chorizo! (@ Whataburger – Anderson Lane) http://4sq.com/gfe63m #
• House Speaker William O'Brien described college voters as "foolish." They lack "life experience" and "just vot… (cont) http://deck.ly/~CX350 #
• In other words, they don't know shit about shit and shouldn't be able to vote on things that DIRECTLY AFFECT THEIR FUCKING FUTURE. #
• Verified one defect, filed a new one and reopened a previously "resolved" one. goddammit. I want this release to be over with. #
• BOC! Hop on dat shot! #wootoff #
• er, shit. hop on dat SHIT. #wootoff #
• I'm at Texas State University – Round Rock Higher Education Center (1555 University Blvd, Round Rock) http://4sq.com/eADg8N #

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• "O hai we made changes Friday that will nullify the last 4 weeks of testing you did in your already tight QA cycle! Oh and it broke stuff." #
• Right now, I hate developers with a passion you cannot possibly imagine. #
• I should do a silent protest and do my homework instead of testing! Yeah that'll show 'em! Wait… #loselosesituation #
• And, HAHAHAHA, we were told by management last week…to STOP FILING DEFECTS! Wheeee! #LOSING #
• Y'all gon' make me lose my mind, up in HERE, up in here / Y'all gon' make me act a FOOL up in HERE, up in here #mondaylyrics #
• I'm at Randalls (8040 Mesa Dr., at Spicewood Springs, Austin) http://4sq.com/fqYAGq #
• I'm at Twin Liquors (8030 Mesa Drive, Spicewood Springs, Austin) http://4sq.com/f6VKfM #
• Today has been utter shit for everyone at work caused by…everyone at work. I don't know what to say about that. #mondayafternoonvodkashots #
• And where in the hell are my results for my exit exam? It's been 2 weeks! The results say "incomplete"! What the hell??? #

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• I'm at Einstein Bros Bagels (4501 W Braker Ln, Research Blvd, Austin) http://4sq.com/gsOxPr #
• I'm at Austin Regional Clinic Quarry Lake (4515 Seton Center Blvd, Austint) http://4sq.com/glJFya #
• Are you fucking kidding me??? "Some white Americans not only feel ignored in higher education; they feel excluded by popular culture." #
• Am I really reading this? "We can no longer take it for granted that we (whites) are the dictionary definition of an American." #
• I just..I have no words. http://tinyurl.com/49wz2ns #
• That poor woman has the saddest tits. #
• Mournful tits. #
• I scored 6681 points playing #QRANK Can you beat that? http://bit.ly/b8lZZu #
• Spring is so close! (@ Home Depot) http://4sq.com/eN1DI0 #
• I'm at Brooklyn Heights Pizzaria (Avery Ranch, Austin) http://4sq.com/g3fHLs #

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• You would think that since the door chimes are right behind me I'd be more inclined to open said doors. You would be wrong. So very wrong. #
• I scored 4726 points playing #QRANK Can you beat that? http://bit.ly/b8lZZu #
• I'm at H-E-B Westlake Market (701 S. Capital of Texas Hwy Suite C-300, Bee Caves, Austin) http://4sq.com/i3jt1M #
• He's in a Floyd hole! Fill a tub with ice! #
• This is me, actively ignoring the loud as fuck door chime right behind me. Muhahahaha. #
• I'm at Jo-Ann Fabric and Craft Store (10515 N Mo PAC Expy, Shops at Arbor Walk, Austin) http://4sq.com/g9b0SM #
• I just unlocked the "Handmade Hero" badge on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/h7TFGj #
• I'm at How Do You Roll? (10515 N. Mopac Expy Suite A-165, Austin) http://4sq.com/hKYNWx #

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