Incoherent Mutterings

• Hey! Austinites! What the hell happened to MooYa Burger on Burnet rd.? #
• Biosilk Hydrating Conditioner works well. Unfortunately, it smells like I just had a flea dip. #
• Smeel the conditioner before you buy, kids. #
• Smell it even. #
• holy crap, I think my test is going to run! #
• Ah shit. Spoke too soon. #
• *sigh* No more farting with wild (silent) abandon. I has a cubemate, now. #

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• I'm at Dairy Queen (Burnet) (Burnet Rd, Austin). http://4sq.com/6hIyv5 #
• Woot! http://twitpic.com/1q5luy #
• UHF with Weird Al in person! Yay! (@ Paramount Theater w/ 5 others) http://4sq.com/5C3R6S #

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• I have no words. My mind cannot process this right now. I want to say it's damned awesome but…I dunno. http://tinyurl.com/24zjg2 #
• When the Director of R&D is "not feelin' it today" because it's Friday, it's time to declare an early release day. #
• Warner Bros.: ENOUGH WITH THE LOONEY TUNES REBOOTS! They. Fucking. Suck. http://tinyurl.com/237j3eo #
• "Just remember that if a president or CEO or whatever is anything like any other guy, he probably likes him some big tits." So true… #
• Kickball night (@ Martin Middle School) http://4sq.com/dwup7e #
• I'm at Freebird's World Burrito – Tech Ridge (1100 Center Ridge Dr, North IH-35, Austin). http://4sq.com/4sgimU #

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• Okay. I'm gonna do it. I'm giving this Lady Gaga thing a shot. #
• Wait what? Lindsey Lohan is being called LiLo? Oh HELL NO. She is not a cute little girl with an alien pet. Harumph. #
• Okay, I survived disc 1 of Fame Monster. 8 tracks. Why did she start sounding like Shania Twain? Damn you kids and your music. #
• RT @digitaldiatribe: @topenga Cocaine Slut Fuckup is a much more appropriate nickname. (re: Lindsay Lohan) #
• My my my. Facebook CEO Accused of Securities Fraud. http://tinyurl.com/2uu37ze #
• I survived the Lady Gaga album. Wasn't nearly as bad as I expected. #
• Who's that QA chick with no more bugs to verify? It's me! It's me! *boogie*boogie*boogie* #
• Fuck it, I'm buying a ukelele. #

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• WTF? Did I really just watch a shark leap out of the ocean and bring down a passenger plane? Really? #megasharkvsgiantoctopus #

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• Sending email saying you're WFH, good. Sending it at 4pm, I think I figured that out already thanks. #
• I just unlocked the "Newbie" badge on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/cqQRdF #
• Finally seeing Kick Ass (@ Alamo Drafthouse Village) http://4sq.com/bfBPex #

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• What the fuck, facebook? "Link to these other profiles or ask later". How about: "don't fucking link shit ever." #
• Goddammit. Elmo is NOT the Monster At The End Of This Book. Ever. #

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• How much more awesome would childhood have been if our parents got us this? http://tinyurl.com/28sbwla #
• If you're just gonna log "unexpected error while doing what you said" in the log file, just don't fucking bother. Just say "shit broke." #
• It's unprofessional to file a defect for tab switching in our web app being "slow as balls", right? #
• http://tinyurl.com/22pe4dk #

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• Jesus Christ, Aetna. You can't show me my actual coverage, why? I have to go to a 3rd party site to see who pays what and how much? ass. #

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• Finals done, screwed up a simple question, now prepping for iron man 2. #schoolblows #

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