- I just asked if it was okay that the non-dairy creamers were getting warm sitting on top of the microwave. #
- I asked that mere seconds before dumping them into my piping hot coffee. *sigh* #
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- Seeing A-Team for a second time. Whooooooooo! (@ Alamo Drafthouse w/ 2 others) http://4sq.com/4EckCp #
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- Cucumber or body snatcher pod. You decide. http://twitpic.com/1ztdfu #
- RT @nerdyface: http://bit.ly/aF01C2 #androidfanboysrejoice #
- whoohoo. TV gettin' fixed! Stupid defective light engine…. #
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- Welp. There goes my productivity. #wootoff #
- Dear Flash Builder 4, when I set a breakpoint, STOP AT THE GODDAMN BREAKPOINT. #
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- Man, you wouldn't believe how hard it is to find a short Turing joke. #Turingbirthday #
- GGGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL #
- I'm at Mangia Pizza (12001 Burnet Road, at Mopac, Austin). http://4sq.com/3RNFba #
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- If anyone tries to dissuade you from seeing The A-Team, punch them in the balls. Or the closest thing they have to balls. GO SEE THE A-TEAM. #
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- Jesus christ! Can we get some real bra sizing for sports bras? (@ Academy Sports & Outdoors) http://4sq.com/4KMD4D #
- Dear bra makers, big tittied women need high impact sports bras, too! We deserve to run without hurting ourselves! Assholes. #
- Just here for some cheap cherries. Mmmmm cherries.m (@ Whole Foods Market w/ 2 others) http://4sq.com/6tBzOa #
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- win the ultimate $10,000 canon 5d mark ii camera setup for the release of camera+ for iphone at wwdc http://tinyurl.com/camplus #
- Someone in my area is projecting the World Cup on the wall. I love this place sometimes. #
- RT @digitaldiatribe: Oh AT&T, you rascals! http://bit.ly/ar0jLu #
- What the fuck. Slovenia is playing real dirty. #worldcup #
- USA just scored. w00t. I guess. It's on. It's in my line of view. Don't judge me. #worldcup #
- What the fuck? USA made the corner kick. AND THEY CALLED IT BACK! Aw HELL. #
- Okay, I shouldn't be tweeting about this. I don't know dick about soccer. #
- Soccer tip: when you're running with the ball, it is vitally important to NOT STEP ON THE BALL. #worldcup #
- BABYSITTING MAMA? Are you fucking serious? http://tinyurl.com/23nuvxr #
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- from @pakazmir "So a SQL programmer walks into a bar. He walks up to a woman and says: May I join you? " #badgeekjokes #
- I believe that I will make pickles tonight. #
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- Had my boobie-squish test this morning. Was utterly fascinated by the machine. Got to see each scan. #
- Does anyone really like orange flavored anything? Like, do you say "Oh goodie! It's ORANGE!"? #
- from the forums: "konami's confernece has shown 100% more black people than microsoft's conference already." Indeed. #E3 #
- Orange flavor lovers: do you actively seek out orange or do you just settle for it? "OMG Orange!" vs "Oh. well if that's all that's left…" #
- Awkward Japanese guy who sounds like he's mimicking English. Oh Konami…#E3 #
- Dance Cenrtal > Dance Masters (DDR without a pad) #E3 #
- *sigh* Karaoke Revolution: Glee. grrr. Might…have…to…buy.. #E3 #
- "Konami: Sending your apartment neighbors into a murderous rage since 2010. " #E3 #
- Oooh. NeverDead looks pretty damn sweet. #E3 #
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