Incoherent Mutterings

• AHAHAHAHAHAHA! Lindsay Lohan's defense attorney QUIT! #
• Is there some rule that says the Friday before a vacation has to just completely suck? #
• Good Lord a'mighty. Westboro will be picketing Comic-Con. I will require footage. This promises to be epic. http://tinyurl.com/36bq5lk #

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• Power's out in the whole building! But I still somehow have internet access. UPSs are great. #
• awww. power's back. #

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• Africa looks to have lost some weight. http://tinyurl.com/32r5gz5 #
• Oh god. So full. Pot lucks at this place are awesome. #

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• Holy. Shit. It took 4 emails and 3 *different* websites to change my intranet password. #
• And there wasn't anything wrong. This appears to be standard operating procedure. Oh, and there's no single sign-on. #
• Yes, I work for a global tech company. Why do you ask? #
• Welp. Upgraded our GUI test scripting software. New version no longer supports Perl. The language I use. Must learn Python,TCL, javascript #

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• Dreamed that I got a nintendo 3DS at launch. It was $578. I hope that part doesn't come true. #
• I'm at Red Lobster. http://4sq.com/dzydAH #

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• Close enough. (@ Picky's Pantry) http://4sq.com/d3Guhc #

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• Farmers market! (@ Republic Square Park) http://4sq.com/8pZxDU #
• Humidity blows. Nothing like dripping with sweat within 5 minutes of stepping outside. #
• I'm at BookPeople (603 N Lamar, at 6th, Austin). http://4sq.com/78m1gP #
• I'm at H-E-B (2501 W Parmer Ln, FM 1325, Austin). http://4sq.com/8oHGQV #

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• Dear Lotus Notes 8.5, Fuck. You. Sincerely, everyone who has ever had to use you. #
• My PodPhone has declared it Eminem day. Eminem almost sounds like a little kid on the Slim Shady LP. wow. #
• I wish I could beat this script into obeying me. It's not like I can give it a timeout. That shit don't work. #
• When drummers fidget they drum on everything. Including shared cube walls. Yes, of course I like having my whole desk shake. #distracted #
• my finest log message (today): test::log("KKKKKHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!\n"); #
• Yes, I am indeed dicking around with these damn automated test scripts again. #

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• Payday: the most wonderful day. Until I have to pay bills. Then I get all bummed out and stuff. *sigh* #
• Dell knowingly ships 12million bad computers. 1000 of which went to the law firm defending them HAH! http://tinyurl.com/2vxja3b #

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• What the hell? Google just disabled my accounts. #
• Wow! Something tried to spam my contacts list! Holy-sorta-hacked, Batman! #
• AHA! Some Belgian motherfucker accessed my account about 33 minutes ago. Spamming fuck. #
• RT @nerdyface: If this is true : http://bit.ly/byXC2O I will leave ATT and Apple and never buy from either ever again. #
• I'm at Costco (10401 N. Research Blvd., At Braker, Austin). http://4sq.com/49rhES #

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