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Twitter Updates for 2010-12-02

  • THERE WAS NOTHING WRONG WITH MY CARD INFO, WOOT! GODDAMMIT! #

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Twitter Updates for 2010-12-01

  • I'm at Panera Bread NW (9901 North Capital of Texas Hwy, Stonelake, Austin). http://4sq.com/42DqQp #
  • "Huh. This office breakroom is out of creamer. I know, I'll stock it with Cup-A-Soup instead!" #
  • I earned the "Speedicus Rex" award playing #QRANK http://bit.ly/b8lZZu #
  • Dear Lotus Notes, I don't have any new messages in my Xplanner folder. There's nothing in my Xplanner folder. Stop saying there is. #
  • I'm at H-E-B (12407 N Mopac Expy, at W Parmer Ln, Austin). http://4sq.com/7jyrR5 #

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Again.

Another goddamn meltdown. So now I don’t have to get over Vince Young’s little “poor me” stunt a couple of seasons ago. He again acted  like a big spoiled fucking baby just over a week ago. Fuck him and his dumb ass, screwing up my fantasy league and looking like a jackass.

Play ball and shut the fuck up.

Creamer or Chicken Soup

There’s packets of chicken noodle soup in the breakroom. Why? Because we’re out of creamer, of course! Seriously. This makes no sense. The restock guy came by, restocked what we were out of but somehow thought that packets of Cup of Noodle chicken soup (with dehydrated chicken bits!) was an acceptable replacement for fucking creamer.

I know that since we’re under the Big Blue Brother our budget has been cut, but fuck me running, we’re still in this building for another couple of months. Do you think the coffee drinkers will stand for this much longer? Holy shit, I’m already afraid to go into the break room in the mornings! The hot chocolate was gone months ago, the creamer has disappeared, and the filtered water dispenser likes to “pee” on itself every couple of days. And cups! Holy crap, you would have thought there was a nationwide cup shortage. Granted, we should all be using our own reusable cups but sometimes you just need a paper cup.

Or a paper towel.

An Open Letter To Lotus Notes

Dear Lotus Notes,

Stop telling me I have new mail in my xplanner folder. In fact, I don’t have ANYTHING in that folder. It’s empty. I deleted everything. And yet, you insist that that there’s new mail there. You are wrong. It’s okay to be wrong sometimes.

Stop telling me I have mail then not show me the new mail. I get little popups all day saying I have mail. But sometimes it’s just not there. Stop doing this. It’s annoying.

Stop delivering mail 18 hours later. I watched someone send me mail yesterday afternoon at 3:30pm. I watched him do it. He typed, he entered my name, he hit send. I didn’t get it until 10am this morning. What the fucking fuck? This happens on a regular basis. When my email is suddenly quiet, I know that the next morning my inbox will be chock full of messages from the day before, sent when I was still in the office, with a delivery date and time of the day before.

LET ME SHIFT CLICK ALL MY MESSAGES, RIGHT CLICK, AND SELECT “READ ALL”. WHY CAN I NOT DO THIS? WHY? THIS IS BASIC UI SHIT!

You sent me a message to turn off my Out Of Office message. How nice of you. Silly me, I thought that since there was a goddamn end date on the out of office reply thingy that you would, you know, stop sending replies and turn yourself off after that date. How wrong I was. Yes, you didn’t send replies, but you didn’t manage to turn yourself off either. You sent me a message telling me how to turn it off. Which leads me to…

Stop giving me wrong instructions. You sent me a message on how to turn off my out of office replies and they were wrong. Hilariously wrong. You sent me to a menu that didn’t even exist. What the fuck is that about? How do you even do that?

Lotus Notes 8.51, you are a festering pile of shit. A festering pile of failed shit in a misery and woe bowl. Christ, if I could not use you, I would. I never thought that I would say this, but you make me miss Outlook.

Die in a fire.

Twitter Updates for 2010-11-30

  • OH MY GOD I DIDN'T SPELLCHECK MY PROJECT! You know what? fuck it. I don't care anymore. #
  • Picking up my project (@ FedEx Office) http://4sq.com/a8nNYh #
  • I hate. I HATE. (@ Derrick Hall) http://4sq.com/9qXn8t #
  • Repeatedly clicking the red X does not make the browser stop crashing. #

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Twitter Updates for 2010-11-29

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Twitter Updates for 2010-11-28

  • Dammit, UFL! I wanted to see all of George Clinton and Parliament Funkadelic! #
  • Pizza! (@ Mangia Pizza) http://4sq.com/3RNFba #
  • Tangled! Better not suck. (@ Alamo Drafthouse Cinema – Lake Creek w/ 4 others) http://4sq.com/4EckCp #

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Twitter Updates for 2010-11-27

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Twitter Updates for 2010-11-26

  • Happy Thanksgiving all! #
  • And now for some snark: The CBS Thanksgiving Day Parade kinda sucks. 1h45min until football. #
  • Harumph. The best T'Day parade is when we all got Rickrolled by the Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends float. #
  • Damn you Vince Young for screwing up my fantasy team! #
  • Any time this "severe cold weather" wants to come in is fine with me. Still 76, cloudy and humid as all get out. #
  • I earned the "Bangover" award playing #QRANK http://bit.ly/b8lZZu #

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