Incoherent Mutterings

• There's a witty remark about Arkansas and coming out of the dark ages, but I might be sick or something. http://tinyurl.com/4j88kg5 #
• Oh Lord, what we goan do? My Internets is out of digits! http://tinyurl.com/4aadwlm #
• Two cars, one spot. Nice. http://plixi.com/p/72843421 #
• Team lunch! (@ Dave & Buster's) http://4sq.com/eBMSOI #
• I scored 4591 points playing #QRANK Can you beat that? http://bit.ly/b8lZZu #

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• Mmmmm, lox. (@ Einstein Bros Bagels) http://4sq.com/evp6Xi #
• Come in to find door to server room open, fans blowing, servers beeping. Chiller is dead. So glad I'm not IT. #
• I scored 6612 points playing #QRANK Can you beat that? http://bit.ly/b8lZZu #
• There's sick people today. A surprising number. I hear it's a stomach flu. And here I am without my Purell and Lysol. #
• Took me 2 class sessions but I finally realized that "Ka-rho-mi" by Google is actually Chrome. #accents #
• I'm at Texas State University – Round Rock Higher Education Center (1555 University Blvd, Round Rock) http://4sq.com/fk4wzz #

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• I was just behind a car with MULTIPLE beer pong sets in the back. Beer pong. At 9am. I'm a drinker, but goddamn. #
• GODDAMMIT! I JUST CANCELLED MY BOC ORDER! #
• Oh AWESOME! I got in! #
• Geeks who drink! (@ Reds Porch w/ 2 others) http://4sq.com/fdxAiq #

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• Wanna have some fun? put your entire music collection on shuffle. I just heard 2 Live Crew followed by Weird Al. So very unnerving. #
• Oh for fucks sake. RT @joannanfl: It's official – Christina Aguilera will perform the National Anthem prior to #SB45 on FOX on Sun Feb 6. #
• Oh hey. I have the soundtrack to Hair. Interesting. #
• EA, get someone who designs UIs for humans. Because you never put Country, State, then City. Not in the US anyway. That's….retarded. #
• What the hell? http://tinyurl.com/4a8et2d #
• I scored 6575 points playing #QRANK Can you beat that? http://bit.ly/b8lZZu #
• I don't know which is worse: Six-burgh or Stairway to Seven. #SBXLV #
• I'm at Target (10107 Research Blvd, at Great Hills Trail, Austin) http://4sq.com/f5Ombo #

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• Stroganoff fixins (@ H-E-B) http://4sq.com/gJXseo #
• 2 touchdowns in 47 seconds. Ravens did it in 27. Something to think about, Steelers. #
• Oh, and I see you guys figured out how to handle a fumbled ball. good job. #steelers #
• Kisiel has some impressive facial hair. God. Damn. Sexy. #
• Keisel has some impressive facial hair. God. Damn. Sexy. #steelers #
• Way to take out your own center. #jets #
• Goddamnit! If you let Sanchez throw, he WILL complete. I figured it out, why can't you? #steelers #
• SEE? WHAT DID I JUST FUCKING TELL YOU? #steelers #
• STEELERS SUPERBOWL !!!!! YEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! #
• Oh god, Pouncey, get healthy! #steelers #

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• I'm at Ace Mart Restaurant Supply (9411 N Lamar, at W Rundberg Ln, Austin) http://4sq.com/gqwBvc #
• Oh IKEA, how I love you. But not on a Saturday. Bleh. (@ IKEA w/ 9 others) http://4sq.com/gNS4Gh #
• Ah, today seems to be "crying baby day" here at the olde IKEA. #

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• I'm at Costco Gas (10401 N. Research Blvd., Austin) http://4sq.com/fuOD4x #
• I just applied for graduation. #
• Hey Jets, a little advice for Sunday: don't take possession of the ball when Polamalu is on the field. You're welcome. #
• Burger tour! (@ Top Notch) http://4sq.com/fcBLSw #
• Goddamn, I am such a delicate fucking princess. #
• looking to replace my shitty ps3 rock band guitar. Will be my 3rd one. And don't even play often! http://4sq.com/hwNxxz #
• My 2 hour old rock band 3 strat is broken. Fucker either doesn't register downstrums or sticks on the downstrum. What. The. Fuck. #
• I'm really fucking pissed. 2 goddamn hours. Every PS3 RB guitar I've ever had has been ultra-shit. #

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• "I just wanna fuck every girl in the world." Actual chorus to a song I just heard. Is this what music is now? ABBA? Yes please! #
• Defect bucket count: 12. Defect fixes: 1. *sigh* #
• someone needs to make this and post a trip report. http://tinyurl.com/o92nlw #fuckingtravesty #
• The minute I hike my shirt up just a little to scratch my boobie, someone walks by. Boob scratching is the new fart. #cubelife #

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• Cedar trees are quite possibly the worst non-human living thing on the planet. #
• YEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! RT @pakazmir: The most evil creation on the planet is being unleashed upon us again starting today: Girl Scout Cookies! #
• Amazon has Nintendogs+Cats for preorder. The release date? Dec. 31, 2020. I don't think I can wait that long… #
• Shit. Do I preorder the 3ds now? All signs point to yes, my bank account says no. (fucking tuition). #
• Christ, this! RT @pattonoswalt: I despise that kid in the Toyota Highlander ads (not the actor; the materialistic little asshole he plays) #
• Parking is just as shitty as ever. (@ Texas State University – Round Rock Higher Education Center) http://4sq.com/dLmRzi #
• I forget that this happens every spring semester: my final is on my birthday. Boo. 8p-10:30p Hiss. #
• I'm the only one here in the satellite campus. With the instructor. Everyone else is at the main campus. Awkward. #
• Lynx! Aaaannndd no one else seems to know what it is except me and the professor. I feel old. #textbrowsing #

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• So, Ricky Gervais is now banned from the Golden Globes. Good job removing the only reason why anybody watches it. Fucking. Morons. #gervais #
• Er, banned from HOSTING the Golden Globes. Still. A fucking travesty. Hollywood blows. Buncha pussies. #gervais #

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