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• Ubisoft and uPlay makes black baby Jesus cry. They also killed your puppy and raped your teddy bear. I JUST WANT TO PLAY MY GODDAMN GAME! #
• is finally playing ANNO 2070 http://t.co/cidqpoo8 #
• is finally playing Civilization V http://t.co/cidqpoo8 #
• So much rain my drains can't handle it. Rushing across my porch. http://t.co/6oGtSueD #
• I unlocked 5 Steam achievements in Civilization V! http://t.co/XKr4ySFS #
• Last year's hot screwed up my concrete porch, lowering part of it. This year's rain damn near flooded my house because of the fcked concrete #
• 7am Monday morning meetings suck 15 kinds of ass. #
• YOU DO NOT HAVE 20 MOTHERFUCKING PEOPLE ON A GODDAMN SCRUM CALL! I hope you get a mild but irritating bladder infection! #
• is finally playing Civilization V http://t.co/cidqpoo8 #
• I unlocked the Eighty-Eight Miles per Hour achievement in Civilization V! http://t.co/XKr4ySFS #
• Yup. We're done. RT @daveanthony: Okay, let's just go ahead and shut the Earth down. http://t.co/3TkFEiYh – @GerryDuggan #
• Did you think I wouldn't notice that you assigned this bit of functionality to me? The bit that I was told I wouldn't have to test? #
• Really? Anything delivered after freeze is YOUR problem. Because YOU SAID IT WAS. Fuck off. #
• Oh goody! My laptop fails security in a new and interesting way! #
• Can't wait! RT @TheCJMorgan: Only 50 days until the beginning of another disappointing Cowboys season! #
• It's finally here! http://t.co/3drMZMAI #
• Jesus H. Christ, that's a lot of stuff! And I can't find fault with any of it. Except maybe the older Gameboys. http://t.co/kI1wFUgI #
• What the fuck is this shit? Goddammit, Texas! http://t.co/SD2pqAtJ #
• is finally playing Civilization V http://t.co/cidqpoo8 #
• I unlocked the Junta for Red October achievement in Civilization V! http://t.co/XKr4ySFS #
• Goddammit, twitter! Why did you unfiollow @CraigyFerg?? #
• Look, assholes. It was specifically said "use executive summary because the reports are too long." #
• So don't bitch when I send you *gasp* an executive motherfucking summary. #
• So here you go, fuckface. 403 pages. #
• Hey thanks for calling me to a 7am meeting and discussing everyone else's issues at length and graciously giving me the last 5 minutes. #
• I hate you so much right now. You fucked up the end of my day yesterday and shit on the start of my day today. Die in a fire. #
• Downed 2 cups of coffee in less than an hour. Working on #3 and #4 I don't drink coffee. I don't normally consume caffeine. So very awake. #
• By noon I will have attended 4 meetings since 7am. In each meeting I will have said the same thing in 4 different ways to the same people. #
• JESUS CHRIST!!!! RT @pakazmir: RT @io9: Behold, the most terrifying worm you've ever seen http://t.co/W6AgQRbW #
• I was helpful today! #
• is finally playing Civilization V http://t.co/cidqpoo8 #
• I unlocked 2 Steam achievements in Civilization V! http://t.co/XKr4ySFS #
• Day of feature freeze, shit is blowing the fuck up because no one knows how to communicate and no one gave a shit. Awesome Friday. #
• Every damn TSA done wrong story has "they weren't supposed to do X" said by an official from the TSA. Don't they go through training? WTF? #
• What is their training like? It apparently isn't effective if this shit keeps happening. http://t.co/6872JO6c #
• You soulless, tasteless, unfunny fucks. http://t.co/PPuQlUs4 #
• is finally playing Civilization V http://t.co/cidqpoo8 #
• I unlocked 5 Steam achievements in Civilization V! http://t.co/XKr4ySFS #

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• Ah, summer ATX weather. When it's not stupid hot, there's crazy thunderstorms in very specific locations for like 15 minutes. #
• Hrm. Not just a quick shower it seems. Satellite just went out. Better be back in time for #Eureka #
• Where. In the FUCK. Is the license file. For this goddamn piece of OH SO IMPORTANT software? #
• "Not Found." WHAT?? WHAT'S NOT FOUND? WHAT? Fucking devs…. #
• Hey thanks for creating a wiki page with pretty good information. And not linking the goddamn page. #
• Oh, my mistake. This is not pretty good information. #
• Just seeing Rick Perry's name makes my blood boil. #
• I DON'T CARE! I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR TESTING. THIS PRODUCT SHOULDN'T EXIST IN THE FIRST PLACE. STOP EMAILING ME. I GIVE NO FUCKS. #
• BOC bitches! RT @woot: This may very well rank as our crappiest birthday yet: http://t.co/fKvHrWok #
• Ran out of pretzels for my hummus. Down to using finger. Don't use my keyboard. #firstworldproblems #
• There is not enough tapioca in my tapioca pudding. #firstworldproblems #grumpyfornoreason #
• Why don't you try "crashing" a small bathroom? One where you can't remove walls? #crashers #
• Are you lonely? Are you a farmer? Meet other lonely farmers with shitty internet connections at http://t.co/sTn3krgr. #
• That last tweet was not spam. I really saw a commercial for a website for lonely farmers. The animals were very concerned. #

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• I'm at Costco (Austin, TX) w/ 4 others http://t.co/jvlfkSXS #
• is finally playing Tropico 3: Absolute Power http://t.co/cidqpoo8 #
• I would really like to take this very important training. Too bad network connectivity sucks ass today. OH WELL! #
• I'm at Taco Bell (Austin, Texas) w/ 3 others http://t.co/NLHIh4Y0 #
• "Raisins do not belong in anything, much less breakfast meals. Raisins are like little dried up grape tears. The make me sad. " #sotrue #
• is finally playing Tropico 3: Absolute Power http://t.co/cidqpoo8 #
• The person narrating this training module sounds like Bruce McCulloch from Kids in the Hall. #
• Sweet! This module is narrated by an Irish guy! #
• I'm at Yume Burger (Austin, TX) http://t.co/CyfbGiti #
• Only in Detroit. Throw some RoboCop in there for good measure: http://t.co/BxcUniRL #
• is finally playing Tropico 3: Absolute Power http://t.co/cidqpoo8 #
• I'm at Austin Bergstrom International Airport (AUS) (Austin, TX) w/ 21 others http://t.co/QSa3KkXw #
• I'm at Maudie's Tex-Mex (Austin, TX) http://t.co/RoJunoMr #
• I'm at McCarran International Airport (LAS) (Las Vegas, NV) w/ 43 others http://t.co/pHYNXQMw #
• I just reached Level 2 of the "Jetsetter" badge on @foursquare. I’ve checked in at 5 different airports! http://t.co/anfYAuMb #
• I'm at The Mirage Hotel & Casino (Las Vegas, NV) w/ 11 others http://t.co/wo1MCq30 #
• I just unlocked the "Bravo Newbie" badge on @foursquare for checking in at one of Bravo's favorite locations! http://t.co/I65OXQMI #
• I just unlocked the Bravo "Real Housewife" badge on @foursquare for checking in to bars, restaurants, shops and spas! http://t.co/qABzvXHx #
• I'm at Cravings Buffet (Las Vegas, NV) http://t.co/VyalD5K1 #
• I'm at Chuck Jones Experience (Las Vegas, NV) http://t.co/UPvHedES #
• I'm at Shark Reef Aquarium (Las Vegas, NV) http://t.co/LNFu1uxy #
• Seriously! (@ Zombie Apocalypse Store) http://t.co/A95eEuNS #
• I'm at Burger Bar (Las Vegas, NV) http://t.co/iPM1OF9Z #
• Kangaroo jerky, bitches! (@ Jerky Outlet) http://t.co/SecXpkEy #
• I'm at Cravings Buffet (Las Vegas, NV) http://t.co/kzQRGKHQ #
• I just unlocked the "Fashionista" badge on @foursquare for checking in at a Bravo recommended clothing store! http://t.co/qngxMtUj #
• All the stores are still closed. Feels like a zombie movie in here. (@ The Forum Shops) [pic]: http://t.co/5TjDEdPX #
• I'm just gonna put this out there. Yeah. http://t.co/XKa77m17 #
• Sightings in Vegas: Tony Dorsett, Leon Spinks, and Gale Sayers. All signing autographs. #
• I have been up since 7am PST. I have not slept since then. I am wide a-fucking-wake. Alarm goes off in 3.5 hours. #
• Meanwhile, the person who took a 5 hour energy and planned to stay up all night is dead to the world. #
• This is the southwest airline line. The counter is up there. Somewhere. http://t.co/RQaZ4vS6 #
• Oh goody. The flight is oversold! #
• Dear Statesman, when I ask for a vacation hold and it's confirmed, I actually really want my damn paper held! #statesmanfail #
• Woke from a dream filled with Henry Winkler, twitter, a ride on a tall man's shoulders, and a show stopping 3DS bug. The hell? #

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• It is 100.4 degrees in my backyard. Why in the hell do I continue to live here? #ATXWeather #
• WHAT THE FUCK? RT @WootLive: http://t.co/26zpodJq #
• Heat advisory for central texas. Until 9pm. Wow. That's a lot of hot. #
• What? Thunderstorm watch? Don't tease me bro. http://t.co/zQN1AuxX #
• By God do I LOVE coming in early and having two straight hours of my day eaten up my shitty required meetings! #
• Goddammit. Nothing fucks up a good rant like a stupid typo. #
• You're giving a Powerpoint presentation. WHY ARE YOU NOT IN PRESENTATION MODE??? #
• Oh my. http://t.co/lViH7ffE is well and truly busted. #
• What IS the deal with crickets in Austin? Crickets mean fall, football games, no more summer. Why are they out NOW? #
• Dangit! Do I buy a new phone or a tablet? 🙁 Damn you Google! (I love you google don't ever leave me.) #
• Why am I not surprised? http://t.co/96LQG0FC #superman #batman #
• It's not considered good business communication etiquette to use "metric fuckton" to describe home much work is being done, is it? #
• I have this odd feeling that my email may have opened a can of worms. I may have told too much of the truth. Fucking work politics. #
• I should have just ended it with "metric fuckton of work" like I wanted to. #
• I'm at Panera Bread (Austin, TX) http://t.co/WncPFpbT #
• And right on cue, my manager is having the end of week freakout. #
• Him: "How long will this take?" Me: I have no idea what's involved." Him: "Guess" REALLY???????? #
• I'm at Opal Divine's Marina (Austin, TX) w/ 2 others http://t.co/gPDABNaa #
• I'm at 620 Café & Bakery (Round Rock, TX) http://t.co/HiGRRmJp #
• I'm at Lane Bryant – Round Rock Outlet (Round Rock, TX) http://t.co/QDbYLV5v #
• It's official. I can no longer wear underwire bras from Lane Bryant. Thanks a lot, right boob. You bastard. #
• I'm at Kohl's (Round Rock, TX) http://t.co/dYTkBjiJ #
• I'm at Old Navy (Round Rock, TX) w/ 2 others http://t.co/Tys3jlPA #
• I'm at Kohl's (Austin, TX) http://t.co/y1mtkq7b #
• I have watched both The Zookeeper and Jack and Jill in the same day. I did not hate them. #
• David Spade has some surprisingly nice tits. #
• Al Pacino was a really good sport. #dunkacino #
• is finally playing Tropico 3: Absolute Power http://t.co/cidqpoo8 #
• I'm at Costco Gas (Austin, TX) http://t.co/az2htqzm #
• I'm at Central Market (Austin, TX) http://t.co/NAnR1xv0 #
• I'm at TacoDeli (Austin, TX) w/ 4 others http://t.co/8ujrkVwH #
• I just reached Level 5 of the "Hot Tamale" badge on @foursquare. I’ve checked in at 20 different Mexican Restaurants! http://t.co/8c6uMC1F #

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• is finally playing Tropico 3: Absolute Power http://t.co/cidqpoo8 #
• Goddammit, my chair is broken. #
• is finally playing Tropico 3: Absolute Power http://t.co/cidqpoo8 #
• Funny I see this story today. On Emancipation Day. Wow. All I can do is laugh at how stupid this idea is. http://t.co/35DYaAoO #
• And the shoes are just plain ugly. #
• FUCK. Doing too many things at once. Fucking things up! #
• is finally playing Tropico 3: Absolute Power http://t.co/cidqpoo8 #
• I'm at Musashino Sushi Dokoro (Austin, TX) http://t.co/FpXxUfYX #
• Windows Phone 8 Officially Unveiled. My mom is still running Windows 2000. #
• OH MY GOD IY'S ALMOST FOUR! Thank fuck! #
• Oh! Oh my! RT @thinkgeek: THIS: http://t.co/8NhUXux5 #
• is finally playing Tropico 3: Absolute Power http://t.co/cidqpoo8 #
• I'm at Jack in the Box (Austin, TX) http://t.co/4VLZPKob #
• is finally playing Tropico 3: Absolute Power http://t.co/cidqpoo8 #
• What teacher doesn't make a kid sit in the goddamn shade after seeing them burn in the sun? http://t.co/C3bnGqM8 #
• I'm at Fuzzy's Taco Shop Railyard (Cedar Park, TX) w/ 2 others http://t.co/dreCtK7O #
• A crafty post: Sunday Sweet http://t.co/Cb7oPNMo #
• A crafty post: Sunday Eats http://t.co/KbvqkORi #
• A crafty post: Sunday Peaches http://t.co/28t6Oqrp #

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• He don't take no orders from no woman…and he's from Mars. Watch it all. http://t.co/Jc9Jxr5Y #
• Time Warner is updating the bill format to make it easier to read. It is almost impossible to have any less info on my bill as it is. #
• I'm at Freebird's World Burrito (Austin, TX) w/ 2 others http://t.co/HXKX8Nw6 #
• And here I thought methheads were dumb. In her purse! In a 20oz bottle!! http://t.co/fbdj0lo2 #
• Why is there a version of Firefox in Esperanto? #
• Stay classy, American Airlines. And by classy, I mean assy. http://t.co/zJ9nezeF #
• Stop talking now! Time is up. Go away! Hang up! #uselessmeeting #
• I just upgraded your ass to 8gb last week. How in the FUCK are you out of virtual memory?!?? #headasplode #
• I'm at Bamboo Bistro (Austin, TX) http://t.co/dGYGS4N8 #
• is finally playing Tropico 3: Absolute Power http://t.co/cidqpoo8 #
• I'm at Tacodeli (Austin, TX) w/ 4 others http://t.co/MRiQb76Y #
• I'm at Gracy Food Mart (Austin, TX) http://t.co/T4Brwf67 #
• Who gives a shit about the props used in Game of Thrones? Enough that they're pulling DVDs and streams? The FUCK! #
• Um @MIHouseGOP , #vaginas got you where you are today. What's your problem with them again? #vaginas #
• I'm at Catfish Parlour (Austin, TX) http://t.co/I6eBp4QP #
• is finally playing Tropico 3: Absolute Power http://t.co/cidqpoo8 #
• I'm at Kwik Kar (Austin, Texas) http://t.co/EU9jQaPS #
• I'm at Alamo Drafthouse Cinema – Village for Prometheus 3D (Austin, TX) w/ 3 others http://t.co/FflKwALh #
• I'm at Sprouts Farmers Market (Austin, TX) http://t.co/ssTMCVOB #
• I'm at Panera Bread (Austin, TX) http://t.co/IjjfXdn7 #
• I'm at Whole Foods Market (Austin, TX) http://t.co/CVVCCBD6 #

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• WHY?? Why do you insist on ruining Prometheus with your stupid "show the whole goddamn movie" trailers??? #
• Holy crap. The person in front of me ordered $53 worth of food. In the drive thru. (@ Taco Cabana) http://t.co/7NqFSihW #
• Normandy beach depicted in Play-Mobil http://t.co/eCbGHu86 #
• Microsoft E3 2012 Press Conference has begun! #
• Dammit, Microsoft! This new Halo looked like a really good sci-fi movie. Then the gameplay started. Now I'm sad. #E3 #MicrosoftE3 #
• Oh goody, Splinter Cell. #e3mysteries #E3 #MicrosoftE3 #
• AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA RT @TheTweetOfGod: Nicki Minaj… that's one I'd like back. #
• Yeah, I'm not getting any work done today. #
• Come on, Microsoft, make me really want a 360. #E3 #lastpersononearthwithouta360 #
• JOE MONTANA!!!! #E3 #
• OMG am I about to see an old man play a vidya game? #E3 #MicrosoftE3 #
• BLARGH! Bing voice search. Can I change my default search engine to Google? #E3 #
• "XBOX, play this blu ray." nope. #E3 #
• HAHAHA. So they show people watching NFL games while promoting hockey, NBA, etc? #E3 #
• I DO NOT NEED ANOTHER GODDAMN MUSIC SERVICE! Jesus H Christ! #E3 #MicrosoftE3 #
• FuelBand integration. #e3mysteries #
• Damn! No FuelBand integration! #E3 #
• Who the hell has a Windows 8 tablet? #e3 #
• IE is coming to XBOX. Oh good. Just what I never wanted. #E3 #
• God help me, they did. RT @TheJeffWade: Also did people just cheer for Internet Explorer? #E3mysteries #
• Did…did they give Lara Croft a boob reduction? #E3 #
• What really? SouthPark? I don't know how I feel about that. #E3 #
• Okay, I'm in. #E3 #SouthparkRPG #
• I can't play Dance Central. I don;t have that many friends. And we're all fat gamers. #E3 #MicrosoftE3 #
• RAY LEWIS!!! #E3 #
• What the shit? Michael Irvin? Goddammit. #E3Mysteries #
• SimCity: WANT! SimCity for Facebook: DO NOT WANT! #E3Mysteries #
• NO. Not even Linkin Park likes Linkin Park. RT @ObliteratedTaco: Do people still like Linkin Park? #E3Mysteries #
• Who the shit is this? I feel so old. #E3mysteries #
• Oh. THAT'S Flo Rida? I feel REALLY old. #E3mysteries #
• A spellbook? I can cast spells? Hrm….. #e3mysteries #
• Well, took ron weasley a few times to get his spells right, too. #e3mysteries #
• HTC and Sony?!? Oooooohhhhhh #e3 #sony #e3mysteries #
• And it begins. Bring on, Nintendo! #e3 #NintendoE3 #
• Pikmin! so kawaii desu neeeeeee! #e3 #nintendo #
• That WiiU pad is fucking huge! #e3 #
• The hell is that guy wearing on his feet! So red! My eyes…. #E3Nintendo #E3Mysteries #
• Ahhh. There's the awkwardness! #E3 #E3Mysteries #
• Did…Did a LEGO dude just kick another LEGO dude in the nuts?? #E3 #E3<ysteries #
• Nintendo's "after show" video: http://t.co/f6crwypl #e3mysteries #e3 #nintendo #
• Finally, Grandma gets a chance! And it's at a buffet. What? #e3Mysteries #e3 #
• is finally playing Tropico 3: Absolute Power http://t.co/cidqpoo8 #
• Wha? "Thai police arrest man with suitcase full of gold plated babies set to be used in black magic ritual" http://t.co/9OZeDBP9 #
• I am counting the days. RT @DaleDudley: God I miss football. #
• is finally playing Tropico 3: Absolute Power http://t.co/cidqpoo8 #
• What kind of shit email client attaches a file in the body of the message, wherever the cursor is? Lotus Notes, of course! #
• I'm at Sushi Sake (Austin, TX) http://t.co/R72aJZl6 #
• I finally got the memory I ordered for my workstation. It's been a month. A. Month. #
• Now I'm bummed. RT @nfl: RT @AlbertBreer: Can confirm that the Patriots are releasing Chad Ochocinco: http://t.co/BcGlnRpg #
• My services…they start up so quickly now…It's..it's so beautiful. I think I'm going to cry. #
• is finally playing Tropico 3: Absolute Power http://t.co/cidqpoo8 #
• Helicopters and Bows. Not quite the same ring as Bitches and Ho's. http://t.co/bquZORE7 #
• Christ, stay the hell away from I-35 in Austin today! #
• Must have been a pretty horrible collision to have both upper AND lower decks blocked! Oh man, maybe he fell from the upper deck… 🙁 #
• I'm at Panera Bread (Austin, TX) http://t.co/BiGsMRcn #
• is finally playing Tropico 3: Absolute Power http://t.co/cidqpoo8 #
• I'm at Kublai Khan (Austin, TX) http://t.co/mdtCzFLN #
• I'm at Lane Bryant – Round Rock Outlet (Round Rock, TX) http://t.co/jZiIQW2u #
• I'm at Converse Outlet (Round Rock, TX) http://t.co/GNv7Pnnm #
• Car wash! Car wash, yeah! (@ Speedy Stop) http://t.co/WFEfUOia #
• I'm at Target (Austin, TX) w/ 3 others http://t.co/chSfj61Q #
• Why God? Why? http://t.co/gOTBlSIX #
• is finally playing Tropico 3: Absolute Power http://t.co/cidqpoo8 #
• I'm at Central Market (Austin, TX) w/ 4 others http://t.co/6csUcxjV #

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• I'm at Opal Divine's Marina (Austin, TX) w/ 2 others http://t.co/MObfRACB #
• Are you stupid? A kid with a 3.7 getting a scholarship is BAD? Shut the fuck up about P. Diddy's kid getting a scholarship. Jesus Christ. #
• I'm sorry. It's my fault you can't play Diablo 3 right now. Why? Because I just bought the game. So of course everything's down. #
• THIS IS AFFECTING PRODUCTION!/THIS DIRECTLY AFFECTS PATIENT CARE! #diablo3 #
• Perfect use of Hazmat Guy! http://t.co/HJX50HAG #
• http://t.co/HJX50HAG Perfect use of Hazmat Guy! #
• Goddammit. Sorry about the double post. #
• I'm at Thai Cuisine (Austin, TX) http://t.co/qNMAVliR #
• What the fucking fuck. RT @_Snape_: #YouShouldBeAshamed if you do this to yourself: http://t.co/0989SIqb #
• Mmmmm the Thai Cuisine (really) restaurant had something called Garlic Paradise. So wonderful. No vampires near me today. #
• http://t.co/6JHMiQay "My daughter was humiliated!" Welp, do your fucking homework. She's 8. Why didn't mom make sure she did it? #
• Quit your bitching and be a fucking parent. #
• "JC Penney runs Father's Day ad featuring gay fathers." Guess I need to shop JC Penney more. Good on you, guys! #
• There is so much stupid in this country…. http://t.co/eZDqjtbR #
• I'm at Panera Bread (Austin, TX) http://t.co/grgefRvj #
• SERIOUSLY! RT @therobertluke: How are there so many movies where Kristen Stewart is the most sought after woman on the planet? #
• What makes a shitty parent: Teaching your 3 year old to stand up in church and sing "ain't no homo gonna make it to heaven." #
• *sigh* Only one thing standing between me and this Mini truck. $14,500 🙁 Okay, 14,500 things. http://t.co/69Yf4Te9 #
• is finally playing Tropico 3: Absolute Power http://t.co/cidqpoo8 #
• SHUT THE FUCKING DOOR! SHUT THE FUCKING DOOR! SHUT THE GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING DOOR YOU INCONSIDERATE PRICK! #speakerphoneasshole #
• There's something not right with this picture. Not sure I can put my finger on it… http://t.co/poEOn0R5 #
• I'm at Your Mom's Burger Bar (Austin, Texas) w/ 2 others http://t.co/2QHNmmi8 #
• Fuck it. It's Friday, I just got back from greasy cheese filled burger land. Scotch time. #
• Wow. I totally agree RT @WootLive: There's a new, gay, Green Lantern in town. Randy doesn't like it. http://t.co/n9Zwn95z #
• Why is there Balto porn fanfic? #
• Fuck it, I'll just play Solitaire! http://t.co/h3IsFMMT #
• is finally playing Tropico 3: Absolute Power http://t.co/cidqpoo8 #
• I'm at Wings 'N More (Austin, TX) w/ 2 others http://t.co/jg4kHeTn #
• I just unlocked the “Porky” badge on @foursquare for checking in to barbecue spots! Brisket all around! http://t.co/Le4pWKU4 #
• I'm at Rudy's Country Store & Bar-B-Q (Austin, TX) w/ 2 others http://t.co/ksDinVkM #
• I'm at Einstein Bros Bagels (Austin, TX) http://t.co/4KPo20d2 #
• Dammit! RT @bzzagentjono: Sad. Mr "Survey Says" Richard Dawson RIP http://t.co/MVZTQ0KK #

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• is finally playing Tropico 3: Absolute Power http://t.co/cidqpoo8 #
• is finally playing Tropico 3: Absolute Power http://t.co/ciduWYxi #
• Really? You cut off the Donna Summer tribute song to go to commercial? Real classy, #billboardawards #
• I should have called in sick today. No sleep + draining sinuses = Bad Monday. #
• Eminem track immediately upon logging into Pandora? Why thank you! Monday just got a little bit better. #
• I'm at Taco Cabana (Austin, TX) http://t.co/4FPZhJf4 #
• UGH! I am full of snot! I hate being sick when it's hot. #
• I love barbacoa, but I always feel so greasy after I eat it. #
• I'll just take it for a little spin, maybe show it off to a couple of friends. http://t.co/kTypaflv #
• I'm at Panera Bread (Austin, TX) http://t.co/SInZaBfQ #
• RT @TheTweetOfGod: "Jim Parsons Comes Out." What?!? He was IN?!? #
• I do not understand why I need to report how many defects I THINK I'm going to find. This makes zero sense. #
• Damn, @bobfonseca, you can be an asshole! "What's it like not to be popular?" Really? #
• My weather station is being threatened by my mutant cucumbers. http://t.co/FeFv819Q #
• A crafty post: Sunday Eats http://t.co/ZhY6SH1h #
• What I learned last night: There was a novelization of Friday the 13th. The original 1980's movie. #
• I'm at Target (Austin, TX) http://t.co/OUJGNOQm #
• I'm at Costco (Austin, TX) http://t.co/EwoWb4Gu #
• I'm at Delish Bakery (Austin, TX) http://t.co/6iJ9sxNK #
• I'm at Dots Fashions (Austin, TX) http://t.co/sWU7Xsh1 #
• I'm at H-E-B (Austin, TX) http://t.co/AY2KeWaw #
• DAMN! http://t.co/vS75RwVn #
• I'm at Alamo Drafthouse Cinema – Lake Creek for Dark Shadows (Austin, TX) w/ 6 others http://t.co/gnbbB7Kn #
• I'm at Original Pancake House (Austin, TX) http://t.co/zp5nNlat #
• Mmmmm. Hobo punchin' cupcakes have arrived! #delishbakery http://t.co/FVa9fobP #
• I'm at Whataburger (Austin, TX) http://t.co/zZK5XFx9 #
• is finally playing Tropico 3: Absolute Power http://t.co/cidqpoo8 #

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• is finally playing Tropico http://t.co/ciduWYxi #
• Dear conference room assholes: SHUT YOUR FUCKING DOOR! #
• "Your reasonable request for $120 of memory was rejected. We don't provide additional memory." #
• So, if I had ordered a spec'd out desktop fro vastly more than $120, it would have been approved? Thanks for helping me NOT do my job. #
• Man, Monday can eat a bag of donkey dicks. #
• Bra makers: if you put skinny straps on a bra made for DD cup size and higher, you are a horrible person. #
• Rollercoaster Tycoon 3D for the Nintendo 3DS? Really? (must…buy…) #
• Chris Hemsworth's children will be so hot that they will be able to heal the sick just by looking at them. http://t.co/rd8oEIex #
• (That was @pakazmir's line) #
• is finally playing Tropico http://t.co/ciduWYxi #
• I'm at The Peached Tortilla (Austin, TX) http://t.co/LOYRMbpk #
• There's not enough bleach in the world to clean that driveway RT @OreoDudley: Randomness in the driveway… http://t.co/Zv49hTDu #
• is finally playing Tropico http://t.co/ciduWYxi #
• I'm at Sushi Zushi at The Domain (Austin, TX) http://t.co/Ix9PqWX5 #
• I had rum with lunch! YAY RUM! #
• is finally playing Tropico http://t.co/ciduWYxi #
• This *WAS* a tree. Check out those roots. http://t.co/NDcFh7zF #
• Reeeaaalllyy want a new phone. RRRREEEEEAAAAAAALLLLLLLLYYYYY don't need one. #consumerwhore #
• is finally playing Tropico http://t.co/ciduWYxi #
• What did I do to my back?!??! Fuck exercise. *grump* #
• I….I just watched a kitten stand up and pee like a man. NOW YOU CAN TOO! http://t.co/57E99Req #
• I'm at Alamo Drafthouse Cinema – Village for Marvel's The Avengers 3D (Austin, TX) http://t.co/Y6zWS4f6 #
• How do you present an urban rail system…that DOESN'T go to the freaking airport? #
• Dear Austin Transportation Planners: Play Cities in Motion. Christ, play SimCity. #
• Fuck. Clowns. http://t.co/ZumTaPqf #
• I'm at Texadelphia (Austin, TX) http://t.co/INnsk8Dz #
• I'm at Barton Creek Square Mall (Austin, TX) w/ 2 others http://t.co/JkRJhRPR #
• I'm at The LEGO Store (Austin, TX) http://t.co/k60MgtqT #
• I'm at Tacodeli (Austin, TX) w/ 9 others http://t.co/INVz32V1 #
• I'm at Dragon's Lair Comics (Austin, TX) http://t.co/8bCGLCVt #
• I'm at Spec's (Austin, TX) http://t.co/5ULfY0DJ #
• I'm at Potbelly Sandwich Shop (Austin, TX) http://t.co/0VRGKGTM #
• is finally playing Tropico 3: Absolute Power http://t.co/ciduWYxi #
• Why? Why is Prince Valiant still in the paper? Does anyone read it? #
• I'm at Target (Austin, TX) http://t.co/EUvxt0dC #
• I'm at Sprouts Farmers Market (Austin, TX) http://t.co/KK5lY5mD #

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