Incoherent Mutterings

• How…Interesting! http://tinyurl.com/4v2m63w #
• Goddamit, Sonic, why did you take away my fried burrito…AGAIN?!?!? #bringbackthefriedburrito #
• So. I wonder how much used iPad 1's will go for on Craisglist. #
• RT @jongold: To get it that thin do they store the hardware in the cloud? #ipad2 #
• New iPad2 cover. It uses magnets. Magnets? How the FUCK do THEY work?? #ipad2 #
• I scored 4609 points playing #QRANK Can you beat that? http://bit.ly/b8lZZu #
• Back in MY day, we only had 151 Pokemon to catch! What's with this 649 shit? #
• I'm at Texas State University – Round Rock Higher Education Center (1555 University Blvd, Round Rock) http://4sq.com/edkXRh #
• People in the hall: SHUT THE FUCK UP! Why are you yelling? I can hear every bit of your conversation and the door is shut. Assholes. #
• I miss the fried burrito. (@ Sonic Drive-In #1586 http://4sq.com/dVqGSp #

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• Why in the hell is there an Arthur remake being made that features a young SOBER Arthur? That's…not Arthur. At all. #
• Alex Jones should be on The View more often. #

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• Hi, there are TWO people in this cube: the one you're working with and his "trying like fuck to ignore you all" neighbor. #
• Knocking over MY shit and dropping your half full coffee mug near MY stuff is also unacceptable. #fuckcubicles #
• madconfig start_instance #
• oh hey there windows. sorry. #
• You absolutely DO NOT file a damn defect with NO DESCRIPTION of the behavior and NO DESCRIPTION of what you were doing to get it. #
• Smurfs don't lay eggs, I won't tell you this again! #

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• Daaaamn. RT @pattonoswalt: Kirk Douglas = Charlie Sheen in 3 weeks. #Oscars #
• So now it's the Melissa Leo F-Word? *sigh* I've been dropping inappropriate f-bombs for years. Why isn't it the Topenga F-Word? #oscars #
• It is apparently also Pick On Hugh Jackman night. Heh #oscars #
• When did Trent Reznor start looking like a regular guy? #oscars #
• Scarlett, baby, that hair ain't working for you. #oscar #
• Why does McConaghey always look like he hasn't bathed on a hot humid summer day? #
• AUTO TUNE FOR THE WIN!!!! #oscars #
• Jennifer Hudson looked angry and I don't think her makeup matched. How…unfortunate. #oscars #

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• I'm at Austin Farmers Market (422 Guadalupe St, at W 4th St, Austin) w/ 2 others http://4sq.com/f2yLE2 #
• I'm at Target http://4sq.com/fW7nG3 #

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• Fine. Here, take your blood money, Texas State. #lastdaytopaytuition #
• Going away happy hour! (@ Berryhill Baja Grill & Cantina) http://4sq.com/gehYrc #
• Wangs! Wangs and beer! More beer! (@ Pluckers w/ 2 others) http://4sq.com/hSlEqj #

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• Cops on foot on my street. When my visitors tried to leave, cops told them to go back inside. Helicopter patrolling way to close. #ghetto #

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• I'm at Costco Gas (10401 N. Research Blvd., Austin) http://4sq.com/fRBfav #
• I'm at Panera Bread (9901 North Capital of Texas Hwy, btw Stonelake and Research, Austin) http://4sq.com/hhaKL5 #
• I'm at Texas State University – Round Rock Higher Education Center (1555 University Blvd, Round Rock) w/ 2 others http://4sq.com/ic47ye #
• It's really fucking lonely being the only person in this section of the class. No one likes/cares about the Round Rock campus. 🙁 #
• Someone in San Marcos has turned on a table mic. I can hear him breathing through his mouth and sucking snot down his throat. Fuuuuuck. #
• Dude…please stop snucking your snot. Please! #

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• Dear people who work with @wagedomain who are buying Android phones: buy me one too while you're at it. k thx bye. #
• Watch as I log in to check my tuition balance…AND STILL WAIT UNTIL FRIDAY TO PAY YOU!!! MUHAHAHAHAHA #tuitionsucks #

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• I'm at H-E-B (500 Canyon Ridge Dr W, at Interstate Hwy 35, Austin) w/ 4 others http://4sq.com/f0Dlrv #

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