Incoherent Mutterings

• GO STEELERS! #Steelernation http://t.co/uKdLzluK #GetGlueHD #snf #
• Dammit, TI. I have no need for your calculators anymore, but the new ones look so awesome… 🙁 #
• Aww, dammit. 🙁 RT @JimGaffigan: RIP Phyllis Diller. Comedy legend. Always made me laugh. #
• Since when is letting your kid play outside without you hovering over them all the fucking time a new "phenomenon"? #
• It's not "free range parenting". It's normal fucking parenting. This hovering shit that parents do now? That's what needs a name. #
• In my day it was "get out, get some goddamn sun, play with your friends. come back before dark." No fucking preset playdates. #
• And what's the deal with airline food? #
• I'm watching Monday Night Football (814 others checked-in) http://t.co/pPvoHmKE #GetGlueHD #MondayNightFootball #
• I…I just bought 15 maple bacon lollipops…. #
• More less worseness! Now! http://t.co/NwS5mYTJ #
• So now we know. http://t.co/BDvjA51l #
• So, this happened last night. http://t.co/vuwRbzBF #endthereflockout #
• Dear family stuck in Saudi because of your son: Watch any episode of the A-Team where they need to get BA on a plane. You're welcome. #
• Ray Parker Jr's Ghostbuster's Theme played on 8 floppy drives: http://t.co/WQCEiyuX #
• is finally playing Tropico 4 http://t.co/cidqpoo8 #
• How long does it take to write license text for software? We have deadlines, you fucks! #
• Late September. For license text. #
• If you go to see The Odd Life of Timothy Green, be careful. You might "tear out your eyes". (spoiler alert) http://t.co/M5a5LADa #
• is finally playing Tropico 4 http://t.co/cidqpoo8 #
• Woot just sold a bacon coffin. Not a coffin for bacon, not a coffin made out of bacon. But a bacon patterned coffin… #
• I unlocked 4 Steam achievements in Tropico 4! http://t.co/XKr4ySFS #
• 3 breakouts in 10 days! http://t.co/qcpUJdSr #
• And finally, Batman is not impressed with the Hyundai i3: http://t.co/3gnK1C06 #
• WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME ABOUT TESTS YOU'VE ALREADY RUN? #
• How could you possibly have questions? Just run the subset you said you were going to run! #
• Oh goddammit. Really? You're asking NOW about how a test works???? Mother. FUCK. #
• I might go to ComicCon in Austin this year. Only if #FatmanandBobin show up #
• Why. why is your text light gray? It sucks. I can barely read your chats. this blows donkey. #
• Oh, you want me to try and do your work for you? no no no no. that's not how this works. I told you what might be the problem. figure it out #
• Love it. http://t.co/k2ZKQpW8 #
• is finally playing Tropico 4 http://t.co/cidqpoo8 #
• I unlocked the Modern Agriculture achievement in Tropico 4! http://t.co/XKr4ySFS #

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• is finally playing Tropico 4 http://t.co/cidqpoo8 #
• I unlocked 2 Steam achievements in Tropico 4! http://t.co/XKr4ySFS #
• Oh Lord. Nbc is going to cut so much cool shit from these closing ceremonies. If not cut, then needlessly explain everything. Sigh. #closing #
• And now we've hit songs I've only heard on Kidz Bop commercials. #closingceremony #
• with all the shit people are talking about the closing ceremonies, I'm just happy to see it without NBC fucking it up. Zig a zig a. #
• If NBC shows this massive sing along I would very surprised. Well, always look on the bright side of life, I say. #closingceremony #
• I'm watching Leverage (3309 others checked-in) http://t.co/qpjf3OYO #GetGlueHD @leverageTNT #
• I unlocked the Leverage: The French Connection Job sticker on #GetGlueHD http://t.co/gK1acS7g #
• Dear NBC watchers, you're going to miss 40 minutes of the closing ceremonies. #
• But hey, you'll get to see a sneak of some shitty comedy that won't last a whole season! #NBCfail #
• Did NBC really cut the ending of the ceremonies? Did they cut The motherfucking Who? For Animal Practice???? #NBCfail #
• Yup, I totally spoiled it. Fuck NBC. Your decisions are bad and you should feel bad. #NBCfail #
• So….Animal Practice gets aired commercial free, and The goddamn Who gets pushed out an hour? #NBCfail #closingceremony #
• "Hey! Here's a list of defects and the people assigned to them! Verify and update!" Heh. My name nowhere on that list. Because I'm done. #
• "Why Adrian Peterson is not really black". What? #
• Oh goddammit. "back" not "black." #
• I thought Sports Illustrated had lost their minds. #
• What the Hell, Miley???RT @_Snape_: Sorry Miley Cyrus, I cannot unsee: http://t.co/q8fNbCsa #
• Who did we offend on the cafeteria staff to be "treated" to this travesty: Meatless Taco Pizza? #
• I'm watching Monday Night Football (1168 others checked-in) http://t.co/pPvoHmKE #GetGlueHD #MondayNightFootball #
• I unlocked the Couch Potato(10) sticker on #GetGlueHD http://t.co/lbDVQnOr #
• How does an airline lose a kid? LIKE THIS! http://t.co/vNFx9X8t #
• CRAP! RT @statesman: Firefighters are working a five-acre fire in Bastrop County. http://t.co/fVsB1wb9 #
• Hey thanks for trying to lie to me about never seeing a report. That you asked for. That I sent directly to you. Asshole. #
• Oh and thanks for saying one thing in a meeting 3 weeks ago, then directly contradicting yourself today. The day of code freeze. Asshole. #
• I fucking LOVE causing a panic! <insert sarc-mark>. #codefreezebullshit #
• is finally playing Tropico 4 http://t.co/cidqpoo8 #
• I unlocked 2 Steam achievements in Tropico 4! http://t.co/XKr4ySFS #
• How hard is it to shut the fucking door to the conference room? #
• Stupid people of…my area. You have been given a brief stay of execution. I now have gum. #
• I just saw a picture of a man with "420" shaved into his back hair. His. Back. Hair. #
• Wanna go home. Right now. Just bored here. Pressure's gone. Work's done. Worn out. Mentally done. #codefreeze #
• Bengals v falcons http://t.co/JjTqZyjj #GetGlueHD @NFLonFOX #
• I unlocked the GetGlue HD: A New Kind of Guide sticker on #GetGlueHD http://t.co/hVwDIUkj #
• If you schedule a lunchtime meeting and we show up to see your dumbass EATING YOUR LUNCH, then you are an asshole. #
• I'm watching NFL on FOX (60 others checked-in) http://t.co/JjTqZyjj #GetGlueHD @NFLonFOX #
• OMG IT'S RAINING! #atxweather #
• Lots of rain and cops at buffalo wild wings at 183 and I35. Can't leave parkinglot. #
• Left parking lot. Home now. Some people just don't need to fucking drink. #

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• I'm watching Olympics: Men's Track & Field (1602 others checked-in) http://t.co/OxuO3OIf #GetGlueHD @NBCOlympics #
• I unlocked the 2012 Summer Olympics Bronze Medal sticker on #GetGlueHD @NBCOlympics http://t.co/pfYrsS45 #
• what? nowhere to check in to the hall of fame game? http://t.co/lF4URCMW #GetGlueHD #NewOrleansSaints #
• Men's and Women's track and field. There should be a checkin for watching NBC's feed buffer. http://t.co/ADoDXWaQ #GetGlueHD @NBCOlympics #
• I don't even have the will to complain about NBC's horrible, event killing streaming feed anymore. #nbcfail #
• Oh wait, yes I do! It's great watching a short race glitch right in the middle thereby missing the whole damn thing #nbcfail #
• When the stream is not glitching, I can catch bits of Belarus killing it in women's shotput! #shotput #olympics #
• Goddamn, today's stream is just unwatchable. #nbcfail #
• Everyday I'm buffering. #nbcfail #olympics #
• I'm watching Olympics: Men's Track & Field (321 others checked-in) http://t.co/OxuO3OIf #GetGlueHD @NBCOlympics #
• Jesus, @NBCOlympics are you purposefully screwing up the stream so I only see the beginning and end? #nbcfail #
• I literally saw the women line up for the 100m hurdles then they were all breathing hard. I missed the whole race. #nbcfail #
• I swear to fucking god, if one more person asks about whether or not I can get 600 testcases run by next week… #
• Can't believe I'm going to say this, but there's too much meat in my salad. #
• Why in the hell am I roped in on this email? I have nothing to do with it. #
• JESUS H CHRIST ON A CRACKER. Do you have something against Usain Bolt, NBC? Stream was fine until Usain's race. You assholes. #
• 3 US women in the 400m hurdles final. I expect the stream to drop any second now. #
• is finally playing Tropico 4 http://t.co/cidqpoo8 #
• I unlocked 7 Steam achievements in Tropico 4! http://t.co/XKr4ySFS #
• PANIC! ALERT! PANIC! ALERT! I AM OUT OF GUM!!!!!! #
• I'm watching Olympics: Men's Track & Field (491 others checked-in) http://t.co/OxuO3OIf #GetGlueHD @NBCOlympics #
• Dammit. Been watching track and field events all week. Have yet to see the 1/4 scale Minis in action. Grump. #olympics #trackandfield #
• Woke up feeling poorly, feeling dizzy. Either a) allergic to Heineken or b) I just hate this place so fucking much right now. I vote b. #
• Wakka Wakka Wakka RT @EvilMikeTomlin: Cowboys say they're considering giving Plaxico Burress a "shot" #
• SPOILER ALERT! World record for the US women's 4x100m relay! 40.82 #

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• No, the athletes are not smiling in their official photos. Because they were told not to. STOP FUCKING BRINGING IT UP. #
• No. Just…no. RT @ebertchicago: A prequel to "The Shining?" They've got their work cut out. http://t.co/rdoZetp5 #
• is finally playing Tropico 4 http://t.co/cidqpoo8 #
• The one upside to this dumbass 7am meeting? I can watch live Olympic events. #olympics #weightlifting #archery #
• Niiice RT @_Snape_: Happy Birthday Neville Longbottom, Master of the puberty spell… http://t.co/74s6CQTX #
• Dear NBC, Learn to read a goddamn map. You embarrass us all. http://t.co/eLtIoobV #olympics #
• Oh little weightlifter from the Philippines! Don't cry! You tried so hard! #olympics #weightlifting #
• Yay Zoe Smith! #olympics #weightlifting #GBR #
• A scrum should not have 17 people in it. A SCRUM SHOULD NOT HAVE 17 PEOPLE IN IT! #agilefail #
• I fear the Ukrainian women's lifting team! Holy balls! #
• Okay, maybe I have more to fear from the Thai women… #olympics #weightlifting #
• Why the HELL would you show an ad right in the middle of someone's routine??? #nbcfail #olympics #
• "If you couldn't film broken dreams during women's gymnastics, what else would be left. " #olympics #
• yes, I'm drinking wine from a pint glass. What? Why are you looking at me like that? #
• There's a guy dressed as Captain America in the audience of the men's archery competition. #olympics #archery #bradyellison #
• Insert a commercial so I miss the lift, I rewind to see the lift, same commercial plays. FUUUUCK. #NBCFail #
• "Screaming profanity at NBC has become a normal part of this Olympics. " So true…. #
• 4GB (so far) of stuff in 6 eclipse workspaces. Yes, let's take forever to delete them! #
• A first for me: watching a British crowd get coerced into doing the YMCA. #archery #olympics #
• Know what's really good? $1 cafeteria nachos! #shitnoonesays #
• Men swimmers on the podium look like they're giving themselves breast exams. #olympics #swimming #
• YES. THIS. SO MUCH OF THIS. RT @JonFaciane: Damn it. Clock move faster #
• I unlocked the Movie Buff(10) sticker on #GetGlueHD http://t.co/srdDqaGS #
• Woot! Lorig made it to a medal round! #archery #olympics #
• REALLY? The Macarena for team Mexico?? #olympics #archery #
• Oh God, the YMCA again. Well, the crowd is a little more excited this time around. #olympics #archery #
• STREAM DON'T DIE ON ME NOW!!!! #
• Come on, Ki Bo Bae!!!! #archery #olympics #
• YAY!!! KI BO BAE!!!! WOOT!!!! #archery #olympics #
• What the hell? Who would buy the Browns? Well…Baltimore did once…. #
• IOC to Saudi Arabia: include women in the Olympic games or be banned. http://t.co/MlAgddIH #
• Yes, I am drinking Jameson from a pint glass. Stressed? Why do you ask? #
• The only ppl who think getting silver is choking are those whose workouts consist of getting more pizza rolls or those who have gold medals. #
• Not my words, but I fully agree. #
• Wher eis the track and field stream, NBC? Audio, no video from your MAIN FEED. #nbcfail #
• Audio on nbc's website, video on my tablet. How fucked is that? http://t.co/LBF4yyUA #GetGlueHD @NBCOlympics #
• I unlocked the Yeah! First Check-in! sticker on #GetGlueHD http://t.co/ujxAPErP #
• Even though I'm seeing women.. http://t.co/v1y8lljV #GetGlueHD @NBCOlympics #
• So, De Niro is a cat? RT @markleggett: It feels like Robert De Niro just walks onto random film sets and says "I'm in this now." #
• This reloading bullshit has got to stop. The fucking race is over by the time the stream comes back! #nbcfail #trackandfield #
• Missed a whole fucking heat. Great. #nbcfail #trackandfield #olympics #
• I want to chuck Heavy Things(tm) a fairly long distance. #olympics #shotput #
• I'm watching Olympics: Women's Swimming (736 others checked-in) http://t.co/ZGFyzK4T #GetGlueHD @NBCOlympics #
• I unlocked the 2012 Summer Olympics Swimming sticker on #GetGlueHD @NBCOlympics http://t.co/Rr3yE8tk #
• I'm watching Olympics: Women's Fencing (101 others checked-in) http://t.co/NiT5vVxZ #GetGlueHD @NBCOlympics #
• I unlocked the 2012 Summer Olympics Fencing sticker on #GetGlueHD @NBCOlympics http://t.co/dXIdFpjk #
• Why is the Olympic coverage in SD on local affiliate? NBCfail or KXANfail? Hrm….. #

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• Boy I sure am glad I got up at the asscrack of dawn to call in to this meeting! #
• Nothing like being exhausted the night before and getting no sleep only to have to be up SUPER EARLY for a bullshit meeting. #
• The problem is not that it doesn't do a code scan, the problem is that the application is festering pile of ass. #
• I think I'm live tweeting my meeting. I'm sorry. #
• "There's gotta be a way to…" Nope. Never. Because it would make sense to have that feature. #
• It's over. Finally. A complete waste of my time. #
• "HE’S TRYING TO RAISE THE ROOF WITH HIS LITTLE ALLIGATOR HANDS." RT @TheBloggess: http://t.co/HdcnC2K6 #
• How do you come into an iteration review at the end of the release and ask about the fucking config file? Where were you 4 months ago??? #
• Ok. Asking me the same question that was asked last week today does not change my answer. #
• Holy Christ. "Because this function isn't working, I need this file." What? No. It's not working? FILE A DEFECT! This is why you're testing! #
• How hard is it to tell me all of the login information? Like, oh I don't know, it's SSL enabled? #
• Nicest cease and desist ever. http://t.co/uDbC8IAt #
• Goddammit, Twitter. Why do you not want me to follow @craigyferg?? #
• I break with thee, I break with thee, I break with thee. Nice one. http://t.co/h6CmSQ1d #
• For Christ's sake people, don't drink two pitchers of beer for the three of you during a three hour movie. #
• One dude got up five times. Five. The chicks next to me? Twice. each. Both times coming back to ask "what did miss?" #
• What'd you miss? Plot, bitch. Ugh. Still, TDKR was pretty sweet. #
• I don't know how I feel about Man of Steel. Oh wait, yes I do! Pretty sure I'll hate it. Superman is pretty boring. Sorry, Supes. #
• Lotus Notes: Why is a canceled meeting simply removed from my email folder and not, you know, removed from my calendar? #yousuck #
• Liver is awesome. I love liver. #thingsonlyIsay #
• is finally playing Tropico 4 http://t.co/cidqpoo8 #
• I unlocked 2 Steam achievements in Tropico 4! http://t.co/XKr4ySFS #
• So, Time Warner has started displaying internet usage for your account. Trying to push for tiered pricing again? #
• Dear NBC, we HATE the storytelling bullshit you pull every Olympics. STOP. Just show the goddamn coverage. #
• Oh @TWC. http://t.co/lBVDhNEF #
• American commentators talk too much and explain too much. We're not all stupid. #olympics #nbc #
• Because Queenie would totally parachute in! #olympicceremony #
• The fuck kind of nightmares are these kids having????? #olympics #
• Oh yeah, I'm gonna call Mary Poppins to defeat Voldy. What? #olympics #
• Commercials completely break the flow and feel. 🙁 #openingceremony #
• Michael Phelps doesn't fit in that chair. #openingceremony #

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• Ubisoft and uPlay makes black baby Jesus cry. They also killed your puppy and raped your teddy bear. I JUST WANT TO PLAY MY GODDAMN GAME! #
• is finally playing ANNO 2070 http://t.co/cidqpoo8 #
• is finally playing Civilization V http://t.co/cidqpoo8 #
• So much rain my drains can't handle it. Rushing across my porch. http://t.co/6oGtSueD #
• I unlocked 5 Steam achievements in Civilization V! http://t.co/XKr4ySFS #
• Last year's hot screwed up my concrete porch, lowering part of it. This year's rain damn near flooded my house because of the fcked concrete #
• 7am Monday morning meetings suck 15 kinds of ass. #
• YOU DO NOT HAVE 20 MOTHERFUCKING PEOPLE ON A GODDAMN SCRUM CALL! I hope you get a mild but irritating bladder infection! #
• is finally playing Civilization V http://t.co/cidqpoo8 #
• I unlocked the Eighty-Eight Miles per Hour achievement in Civilization V! http://t.co/XKr4ySFS #
• Yup. We're done. RT @daveanthony: Okay, let's just go ahead and shut the Earth down. http://t.co/3TkFEiYh – @GerryDuggan #
• Did you think I wouldn't notice that you assigned this bit of functionality to me? The bit that I was told I wouldn't have to test? #
• Really? Anything delivered after freeze is YOUR problem. Because YOU SAID IT WAS. Fuck off. #
• Oh goody! My laptop fails security in a new and interesting way! #
• Can't wait! RT @TheCJMorgan: Only 50 days until the beginning of another disappointing Cowboys season! #
• It's finally here! http://t.co/3drMZMAI #
• Jesus H. Christ, that's a lot of stuff! And I can't find fault with any of it. Except maybe the older Gameboys. http://t.co/kI1wFUgI #
• What the fuck is this shit? Goddammit, Texas! http://t.co/SD2pqAtJ #
• is finally playing Civilization V http://t.co/cidqpoo8 #
• I unlocked the Junta for Red October achievement in Civilization V! http://t.co/XKr4ySFS #
• Goddammit, twitter! Why did you unfiollow @CraigyFerg?? #
• Look, assholes. It was specifically said "use executive summary because the reports are too long." #
• So don't bitch when I send you *gasp* an executive motherfucking summary. #
• So here you go, fuckface. 403 pages. #
• Hey thanks for calling me to a 7am meeting and discussing everyone else's issues at length and graciously giving me the last 5 minutes. #
• I hate you so much right now. You fucked up the end of my day yesterday and shit on the start of my day today. Die in a fire. #
• Downed 2 cups of coffee in less than an hour. Working on #3 and #4 I don't drink coffee. I don't normally consume caffeine. So very awake. #
• By noon I will have attended 4 meetings since 7am. In each meeting I will have said the same thing in 4 different ways to the same people. #
• JESUS CHRIST!!!! RT @pakazmir: RT @io9: Behold, the most terrifying worm you've ever seen http://t.co/W6AgQRbW #
• I was helpful today! #
• is finally playing Civilization V http://t.co/cidqpoo8 #
• I unlocked 2 Steam achievements in Civilization V! http://t.co/XKr4ySFS #
• Day of feature freeze, shit is blowing the fuck up because no one knows how to communicate and no one gave a shit. Awesome Friday. #
• Every damn TSA done wrong story has "they weren't supposed to do X" said by an official from the TSA. Don't they go through training? WTF? #
• What is their training like? It apparently isn't effective if this shit keeps happening. http://t.co/6872JO6c #
• You soulless, tasteless, unfunny fucks. http://t.co/PPuQlUs4 #
• is finally playing Civilization V http://t.co/cidqpoo8 #
• I unlocked 5 Steam achievements in Civilization V! http://t.co/XKr4ySFS #

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• Ah, summer ATX weather. When it's not stupid hot, there's crazy thunderstorms in very specific locations for like 15 minutes. #
• Hrm. Not just a quick shower it seems. Satellite just went out. Better be back in time for #Eureka #
• Where. In the FUCK. Is the license file. For this goddamn piece of OH SO IMPORTANT software? #
• "Not Found." WHAT?? WHAT'S NOT FOUND? WHAT? Fucking devs…. #
• Hey thanks for creating a wiki page with pretty good information. And not linking the goddamn page. #
• Oh, my mistake. This is not pretty good information. #
• Just seeing Rick Perry's name makes my blood boil. #
• I DON'T CARE! I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR TESTING. THIS PRODUCT SHOULDN'T EXIST IN THE FIRST PLACE. STOP EMAILING ME. I GIVE NO FUCKS. #
• BOC bitches! RT @woot: This may very well rank as our crappiest birthday yet: http://t.co/fKvHrWok #
• Ran out of pretzels for my hummus. Down to using finger. Don't use my keyboard. #firstworldproblems #
• There is not enough tapioca in my tapioca pudding. #firstworldproblems #grumpyfornoreason #
• Why don't you try "crashing" a small bathroom? One where you can't remove walls? #crashers #
• Are you lonely? Are you a farmer? Meet other lonely farmers with shitty internet connections at http://t.co/sTn3krgr. #
• That last tweet was not spam. I really saw a commercial for a website for lonely farmers. The animals were very concerned. #

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• I'm at Costco (Austin, TX) w/ 4 others http://t.co/jvlfkSXS #
• is finally playing Tropico 3: Absolute Power http://t.co/cidqpoo8 #
• I would really like to take this very important training. Too bad network connectivity sucks ass today. OH WELL! #
• I'm at Taco Bell (Austin, Texas) w/ 3 others http://t.co/NLHIh4Y0 #
• "Raisins do not belong in anything, much less breakfast meals. Raisins are like little dried up grape tears. The make me sad. " #sotrue #
• is finally playing Tropico 3: Absolute Power http://t.co/cidqpoo8 #
• The person narrating this training module sounds like Bruce McCulloch from Kids in the Hall. #
• Sweet! This module is narrated by an Irish guy! #
• I'm at Yume Burger (Austin, TX) http://t.co/CyfbGiti #
• Only in Detroit. Throw some RoboCop in there for good measure: http://t.co/BxcUniRL #
• is finally playing Tropico 3: Absolute Power http://t.co/cidqpoo8 #
• I'm at Austin Bergstrom International Airport (AUS) (Austin, TX) w/ 21 others http://t.co/QSa3KkXw #
• I'm at Maudie's Tex-Mex (Austin, TX) http://t.co/RoJunoMr #
• I'm at McCarran International Airport (LAS) (Las Vegas, NV) w/ 43 others http://t.co/pHYNXQMw #
• I just reached Level 2 of the "Jetsetter" badge on @foursquare. I’ve checked in at 5 different airports! http://t.co/anfYAuMb #
• I'm at The Mirage Hotel & Casino (Las Vegas, NV) w/ 11 others http://t.co/wo1MCq30 #
• I just unlocked the "Bravo Newbie" badge on @foursquare for checking in at one of Bravo's favorite locations! http://t.co/I65OXQMI #
• I just unlocked the Bravo "Real Housewife" badge on @foursquare for checking in to bars, restaurants, shops and spas! http://t.co/qABzvXHx #
• I'm at Cravings Buffet (Las Vegas, NV) http://t.co/VyalD5K1 #
• I'm at Chuck Jones Experience (Las Vegas, NV) http://t.co/UPvHedES #
• I'm at Shark Reef Aquarium (Las Vegas, NV) http://t.co/LNFu1uxy #
• Seriously! (@ Zombie Apocalypse Store) http://t.co/A95eEuNS #
• I'm at Burger Bar (Las Vegas, NV) http://t.co/iPM1OF9Z #
• Kangaroo jerky, bitches! (@ Jerky Outlet) http://t.co/SecXpkEy #
• I'm at Cravings Buffet (Las Vegas, NV) http://t.co/kzQRGKHQ #
• I just unlocked the "Fashionista" badge on @foursquare for checking in at a Bravo recommended clothing store! http://t.co/qngxMtUj #
• All the stores are still closed. Feels like a zombie movie in here. (@ The Forum Shops) [pic]: http://t.co/5TjDEdPX #
• I'm just gonna put this out there. Yeah. http://t.co/XKa77m17 #
• Sightings in Vegas: Tony Dorsett, Leon Spinks, and Gale Sayers. All signing autographs. #
• I have been up since 7am PST. I have not slept since then. I am wide a-fucking-wake. Alarm goes off in 3.5 hours. #
• Meanwhile, the person who took a 5 hour energy and planned to stay up all night is dead to the world. #
• This is the southwest airline line. The counter is up there. Somewhere. http://t.co/RQaZ4vS6 #
• Oh goody. The flight is oversold! #
• Dear Statesman, when I ask for a vacation hold and it's confirmed, I actually really want my damn paper held! #statesmanfail #
• Woke from a dream filled with Henry Winkler, twitter, a ride on a tall man's shoulders, and a show stopping 3DS bug. The hell? #

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• It is 100.4 degrees in my backyard. Why in the hell do I continue to live here? #ATXWeather #
• WHAT THE FUCK? RT @WootLive: http://t.co/26zpodJq #
• Heat advisory for central texas. Until 9pm. Wow. That's a lot of hot. #
• What? Thunderstorm watch? Don't tease me bro. http://t.co/zQN1AuxX #
• By God do I LOVE coming in early and having two straight hours of my day eaten up my shitty required meetings! #
• Goddammit. Nothing fucks up a good rant like a stupid typo. #
• You're giving a Powerpoint presentation. WHY ARE YOU NOT IN PRESENTATION MODE??? #
• Oh my. http://t.co/lViH7ffE is well and truly busted. #
• What IS the deal with crickets in Austin? Crickets mean fall, football games, no more summer. Why are they out NOW? #
• Dangit! Do I buy a new phone or a tablet? 🙁 Damn you Google! (I love you google don't ever leave me.) #
• Why am I not surprised? http://t.co/96LQG0FC #superman #batman #
• It's not considered good business communication etiquette to use "metric fuckton" to describe home much work is being done, is it? #
• I have this odd feeling that my email may have opened a can of worms. I may have told too much of the truth. Fucking work politics. #
• I should have just ended it with "metric fuckton of work" like I wanted to. #
• I'm at Panera Bread (Austin, TX) http://t.co/WncPFpbT #
• And right on cue, my manager is having the end of week freakout. #
• Him: "How long will this take?" Me: I have no idea what's involved." Him: "Guess" REALLY???????? #
• I'm at Opal Divine's Marina (Austin, TX) w/ 2 others http://t.co/gPDABNaa #
• I'm at 620 Café & Bakery (Round Rock, TX) http://t.co/HiGRRmJp #
• I'm at Lane Bryant – Round Rock Outlet (Round Rock, TX) http://t.co/QDbYLV5v #
• It's official. I can no longer wear underwire bras from Lane Bryant. Thanks a lot, right boob. You bastard. #
• I'm at Kohl's (Round Rock, TX) http://t.co/dYTkBjiJ #
• I'm at Old Navy (Round Rock, TX) w/ 2 others http://t.co/Tys3jlPA #
• I'm at Kohl's (Austin, TX) http://t.co/y1mtkq7b #
• I have watched both The Zookeeper and Jack and Jill in the same day. I did not hate them. #
• David Spade has some surprisingly nice tits. #
• Al Pacino was a really good sport. #dunkacino #
• is finally playing Tropico 3: Absolute Power http://t.co/cidqpoo8 #
• I'm at Costco Gas (Austin, TX) http://t.co/az2htqzm #
• I'm at Central Market (Austin, TX) http://t.co/NAnR1xv0 #
• I'm at TacoDeli (Austin, TX) w/ 4 others http://t.co/8ujrkVwH #
• I just reached Level 5 of the "Hot Tamale" badge on @foursquare. I’ve checked in at 20 different Mexican Restaurants! http://t.co/8c6uMC1F #

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• is finally playing Tropico 3: Absolute Power http://t.co/cidqpoo8 #
• Goddammit, my chair is broken. #
• is finally playing Tropico 3: Absolute Power http://t.co/cidqpoo8 #
• Funny I see this story today. On Emancipation Day. Wow. All I can do is laugh at how stupid this idea is. http://t.co/35DYaAoO #
• And the shoes are just plain ugly. #
• FUCK. Doing too many things at once. Fucking things up! #
• is finally playing Tropico 3: Absolute Power http://t.co/cidqpoo8 #
• I'm at Musashino Sushi Dokoro (Austin, TX) http://t.co/FpXxUfYX #
• Windows Phone 8 Officially Unveiled. My mom is still running Windows 2000. #
• OH MY GOD IY'S ALMOST FOUR! Thank fuck! #
• Oh! Oh my! RT @thinkgeek: THIS: http://t.co/8NhUXux5 #
• is finally playing Tropico 3: Absolute Power http://t.co/cidqpoo8 #
• I'm at Jack in the Box (Austin, TX) http://t.co/4VLZPKob #
• is finally playing Tropico 3: Absolute Power http://t.co/cidqpoo8 #
• What teacher doesn't make a kid sit in the goddamn shade after seeing them burn in the sun? http://t.co/C3bnGqM8 #
• I'm at Fuzzy's Taco Shop Railyard (Cedar Park, TX) w/ 2 others http://t.co/dreCtK7O #
• A crafty post: Sunday Sweet http://t.co/Cb7oPNMo #
• A crafty post: Sunday Eats http://t.co/KbvqkORi #
• A crafty post: Sunday Peaches http://t.co/28t6Oqrp #

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