• Got called by a survey taker. It was computer automated. Does it register "no" for "hell fuck no"? I wonder…. #
  • Missing a close paren? Too lazyto figure it out? Just keep tacking them on to the end. It'll sort itself out #howtopissyourselfoff #
  • Passed by a classroom with shitty prof from last spring. Wanted to yell "run, guys, run!" To the poor bastards in his class. #

Powered by Twitter Tools

« »