And I’m still awake. Why? Because I just fucked in the ass by another group project for class.

Note: DO NOT WAIT UNTIL THE DAY BEFORE THE GODDAMN PROJECT IS DUE TO TELL YOUR PARTNER “Oh, since we never properly split up the duties, maybe we should just do this individually.” ASSFUCKING AHOY!

Hey, I’ll take some of the blame. What in the FUCK made me think I could handle 3 classes with projects? But you know what? I AGONIZED over this fucking thing because I KNEW she had more time to work on it and I didn’t want to leave HER high and dry. She started working on the other part of the project, I continued with the first part thinking, “okay, I just need her code and run it and write my report.” HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. At 7:30pm I found out I was fucked good and proper.

NEVER THE FUCK AGAIN.

Goddamn I can’t wait to fucking graduate.

Oh, and I haven’t even STARTED on the OTHER one for a different class that’s due in HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA two weeks! Nor have I studied for the midterm that’s HAHAHAHAHOHMYFUCKINGODHAHAHAHAHAHA in a week and a half!

“Gee, Topenga, why do you need a Costco case of 5 hour energy? No one needs that much!” WHO’S LAUGHING NOW, DICKNIPPLES????

AND, she has my MOTHERFUCKING CODE. FUCK PISS ASS.

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