• RT @qikipedia: The German word kummerspeck, literally 'grief *bacon*', means an excessive gain in weight prompted by emotional problems. #
  • The hell? My amazon package went from AZ->NM->KY->san antonio, TX->Austin, TX. I wonder why the stop in Kentucky. #
  • I learned something today! "Subaru is the Japanese word for the Pleiades star group" #tmyk #
  • HOLY FUCKING SHIT STOP USING YOUR GODDAMN SPEAKER PHONE WITH THE COCKSUCKING DOOR OPEN! #
  • God bless Mr. B at Christmastime, And baby Jesus too, If we were little pigs we'd sing: "Piggy-wiggy-wiggy-wiggy-woo" #fracturedcarols #
  • Yes, I'm starting my Christmas show/music listening a little early. #
  • Why are you telling us NOW, on the last day of class, that the Monday final exam is in another fucking city? Godsfuckingdammit. #
  • No other professor so far has had a problem giving a final to a split class. Why you gotta be so difficult? #
  • he claims the lowest score on hmwk 1 was an 80-something. Good news for me! Unless he forgot about that lone 20 or something. #

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