• Carly Fiorina is running for U.S. Senate. hooooly fucking shit. http://tinyurl.com/ykmv82w #
  • Carly is responsible for HP buying Compaq. And HP stock price dropping to $11. Fuck her and her 5 jets but no raises. #
  • If you're going to lauh like a goddamn hyena, at least do the rest of us a courtesy and shut your fucking door. #
  • See! I'm so disturbed and bothered I can't even spell simple words like "laugh" #
  • RT @HeatherAckmann: "T-Mobile Says Software Error Cause Service Outage": http://bit.ly/2TBznG #
  • RT @austinmills: The Wu-Note Project: Wu-Tang album covers from the jazz era: http://bit.ly/Qof5g #
  • A salad is like a promissory note for food. Not this salad. #
  • This salad is like an I.O.U. from that uncle who always borrows money and says he'll pay you back, but he never does. He never does. #
  • RT @MrsStephenFry: Remember, remember, the fifth Jackson member . . . #
  • 53 pounds of canning jars on their way to mu house…53. 2 boxes. Oh lord what have I gotten myself into? #

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