Puking machine

Originally uploaded by topenga dent

Do you see this? You may think this is just a cat, your standard average garden variety DSH (domestic short hair) tabby. You would be wrong. This is a DSH, tabby, 17 pound puking machine. According to his loving owners, he yarks when he’s upset. This is the most laid back, chill kitty–er, puking machine–ever.

But this is not about how awesome this lump of kitty is. Or how awesome his sister is. Or how much of a cute little bastard his brother is.

It’s about cat puke.

@aelerelean and I are watching over 2 of the furry little buggers while the owners are otherwise occupied. Every time we go over, we count the yark piles. Believe it or not, this gives a good indication of who’s grumpy and who’s not.. Last night was a yark free night! Awesome! Good kitties!

As we left our own house this morning for work, what did we find on the porch? Some random neighborhood cat had left us a nice pile of puke (I resisted the urge to take a picture).

Sonofabitch.

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