I’m sorry. You don’t hate me after all. It was my video card. It was up to the job….before most of my capacitors blew. I’m sorry. I blamed you for my hardware failure. But how could I have known? It’s not the first thing I think of when the situation goes all pear shaped. I mean, yeah, I heard a bang a couple of months ago, but I smelled no smoke. I saw no scorch marks, and my apparently indestructible machine kept chugging away. I was still working on my class projects and had no time to play games. So of course surfing was fine. I’m sorry. For this incident. You don’t have to run off and suck an entire bag of dicks like I wanted you to before.

A snack size bag would do just fine.

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