• “Would you beat me up too bad if I brought back Adam [Pacman]?” Yes, goddammit, Jerry. FUCK! #cowboysfail #
  • Get to work, dig around in backpack for mp3 player, suddenly remember I packed a banana….last week. #
  • What the? I just got admonished by swear_bot. Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker and tits. Suck it, swear_bot. #
  • How do you file a helpdesk ticket for not being able to get into the helpdesk ticketing system? #
  • Hah! Topless dancing == free speech! mandatory $5 admission to titty bars in Texas to get struck down. http://twurl.nl/jc25l5 #

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