Dear Texans,

*stare*

 

Dear Steelers players and staff,

What the shit was that? You all need a good ass whuppin’ for that ludicrous display. You do not celebrate an injury. YOU DO NOT CELEBRATE AN INJURY. Your coaches should not fight the opposing players. YOUR COACHES SHOULD NOT FIGHT OPPOSING PLAYERS.

 

Dear Bengals players and staff,

What the shit was that? You all need a good ass whuppin’ for that ludicrous display.

 

Dear Bengals fans,

You do not throw shit at the opposing players. YOU DO NOT THROW SHIT AT OPPOSING PLAYERS. You are not Eagles fans. What the Christ is wrong with you? You gonna throw batteries at Santa next?!??! Come on, man. You’re better than that. You are not Eagles fans. YOU ARE NOT EAGLES FANS.

 

Dear Vikings,

I swear to shit, if we end up with another fucking Patriots-Seahawks superbowl, I am blaming you. A fucking 27 yard FG? On your home field? No excuse.

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