Dear Prince,

Oh God I still love you. Please get whatever surgery you need so I can see you perform one more time. Wow that sounded selfish.

Dear fun.,

You…do not suck. I’m sorry I judged you based on “We Are Young.” But come on. Cut me some slack. That goddamn song gets so much play. I hear it several times a day…AND I DON’T LISTEN TO THE RADIO. I blame Taco Bell. So yeah. I got your album. First track sounds like Queen. You have won my musical heart.

Dear Justin Timberlake,

Why. Why did you have to come from a boy band? A boy band not from my generation? This made me insta-hate you and any music you produce. But then you did SNL. Several times. I grew to not despise you. Interesting acting roles? I grew to actually like you a little. That performance last night? While it seemed a little rocky at first (felt disjointed) I think you finally got me. I am actually going to buy *gasp* you next release.

PS, keep working with the Lonely Island guys, please?

 

Dear Taylor Swift,

I am sooooooo not your target demographic.

 

Dear Janelle Monae,

WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?

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