• GO STEELERS! #Steelernation http://t.co/uKdLzluK #GetGlueHD #snf #
  • Dammit, TI. I have no need for your calculators anymore, but the new ones look so awesome… 🙁 #
  • Aww, dammit. 🙁 RT @JimGaffigan: RIP Phyllis Diller. Comedy legend. Always made me laugh. #
  • Since when is letting your kid play outside without you hovering over them all the fucking time a new "phenomenon"? #
  • It's not "free range parenting". It's normal fucking parenting. This hovering shit that parents do now? That's what needs a name. #
  • In my day it was "get out, get some goddamn sun, play with your friends. come back before dark." No fucking preset playdates. #
  • And what's the deal with airline food? #
  • I'm watching Monday Night Football (814 others checked-in) http://t.co/pPvoHmKE #GetGlueHD #MondayNightFootball #
  • I…I just bought 15 maple bacon lollipops…. #
  • More less worseness! Now! http://t.co/NwS5mYTJ #
  • So now we know. http://t.co/BDvjA51l #
  • So, this happened last night. http://t.co/vuwRbzBF #endthereflockout #
  • Dear family stuck in Saudi because of your son: Watch any episode of the A-Team where they need to get BA on a plane. You're welcome. #
  • Ray Parker Jr's Ghostbuster's Theme played on 8 floppy drives: http://t.co/WQCEiyuX #
  • is finally playing Tropico 4 http://t.co/cidqpoo8 #
  • How long does it take to write license text for software? We have deadlines, you fucks! #
  • Late September. For license text. #
  • If you go to see The Odd Life of Timothy Green, be careful. You might "tear out your eyes". (spoiler alert) http://t.co/M5a5LADa #
  • is finally playing Tropico 4 http://t.co/cidqpoo8 #
  • Woot just sold a bacon coffin. Not a coffin for bacon, not a coffin made out of bacon. But a bacon patterned coffin… #
  • I unlocked 4 Steam achievements in Tropico 4! http://t.co/XKr4ySFS #
  • 3 breakouts in 10 days! http://t.co/qcpUJdSr #
  • And finally, Batman is not impressed with the Hyundai i3: http://t.co/3gnK1C06 #
  • WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME ABOUT TESTS YOU'VE ALREADY RUN? #
  • How could you possibly have questions? Just run the subset you said you were going to run! #
  • Oh goddammit. Really? You're asking NOW about how a test works???? Mother. FUCK. #
  • I might go to ComicCon in Austin this year. Only if #FatmanandBobin show up #
  • Why. why is your text light gray? It sucks. I can barely read your chats. this blows donkey. #
  • Oh, you want me to try and do your work for you? no no no no. that's not how this works. I told you what might be the problem. figure it out #
  • Love it. http://t.co/k2ZKQpW8 #
  • is finally playing Tropico 4 http://t.co/cidqpoo8 #
  • I unlocked the Modern Agriculture achievement in Tropico 4! http://t.co/XKr4ySFS #

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