• Ah, summer ATX weather. When it's not stupid hot, there's crazy thunderstorms in very specific locations for like 15 minutes. #
  • Hrm. Not just a quick shower it seems. Satellite just went out. Better be back in time for #Eureka #
  • Where. In the FUCK. Is the license file. For this goddamn piece of OH SO IMPORTANT software? #
  • "Not Found." WHAT?? WHAT'S NOT FOUND? WHAT? Fucking devs…. #
  • Hey thanks for creating a wiki page with pretty good information. And not linking the goddamn page. #
  • Oh, my mistake. This is not pretty good information. #
  • Just seeing Rick Perry's name makes my blood boil. #
  • I DON'T CARE! I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR TESTING. THIS PRODUCT SHOULDN'T EXIST IN THE FIRST PLACE. STOP EMAILING ME. I GIVE NO FUCKS. #
  • BOC bitches! RT @woot: This may very well rank as our crappiest birthday yet: http://t.co/fKvHrWok #
  • Ran out of pretzels for my hummus. Down to using finger. Don't use my keyboard. #firstworldproblems #
  • There is not enough tapioca in my tapioca pudding. #firstworldproblems #grumpyfornoreason #
  • Why don't you try "crashing" a small bathroom? One where you can't remove walls? #crashers #
  • Are you lonely? Are you a farmer? Meet other lonely farmers with shitty internet connections at http://t.co/sTn3krgr. #
  • That last tweet was not spam. I really saw a commercial for a website for lonely farmers. The animals were very concerned. #

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