• WHY?? Why do you insist on ruining Prometheus with your stupid "show the whole goddamn movie" trailers??? #
  • Holy crap. The person in front of me ordered $53 worth of food. In the drive thru. (@ Taco Cabana) http://t.co/7NqFSihW #
  • Normandy beach depicted in Play-Mobil http://t.co/eCbGHu86 #
  • Microsoft E3 2012 Press Conference has begun! #
  • Dammit, Microsoft! This new Halo looked like a really good sci-fi movie. Then the gameplay started. Now I'm sad. #E3 #MicrosoftE3 #
  • Oh goody, Splinter Cell. #e3mysteries #E3 #MicrosoftE3 #
  • AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA RT @TheTweetOfGod: Nicki Minaj… that's one I'd like back. #
  • Yeah, I'm not getting any work done today. #
  • Come on, Microsoft, make me really want a 360. #E3 #lastpersononearthwithouta360 #
  • JOE MONTANA!!!! #E3 #
  • OMG am I about to see an old man play a vidya game? #E3 #MicrosoftE3 #
  • BLARGH! Bing voice search. Can I change my default search engine to Google? #E3 #
  • "XBOX, play this blu ray." nope. #E3 #
  • HAHAHA. So they show people watching NFL games while promoting hockey, NBA, etc? #E3 #
  • I DO NOT NEED ANOTHER GODDAMN MUSIC SERVICE! Jesus H Christ! #E3 #MicrosoftE3 #
  • FuelBand integration. #e3mysteries #
  • Damn! No FuelBand integration! #E3 #
  • Who the hell has a Windows 8 tablet? #e3 #
  • IE is coming to XBOX. Oh good. Just what I never wanted. #E3 #
  • God help me, they did. RT @TheJeffWade: Also did people just cheer for Internet Explorer? #E3mysteries #
  • Did…did they give Lara Croft a boob reduction? #E3 #
  • What really? SouthPark? I don't know how I feel about that. #E3 #
  • Okay, I'm in. #E3 #SouthparkRPG #
  • I can't play Dance Central. I don;t have that many friends. And we're all fat gamers. #E3 #MicrosoftE3 #
  • RAY LEWIS!!! #E3 #
  • What the shit? Michael Irvin? Goddammit. #E3Mysteries #
  • SimCity: WANT! SimCity for Facebook: DO NOT WANT! #E3Mysteries #
  • NO. Not even Linkin Park likes Linkin Park. RT @ObliteratedTaco: Do people still like Linkin Park? #E3Mysteries #
  • Who the shit is this? I feel so old. #E3mysteries #
  • Oh. THAT'S Flo Rida? I feel REALLY old. #E3mysteries #
  • A spellbook? I can cast spells? Hrm….. #e3mysteries #
  • Well, took ron weasley a few times to get his spells right, too. #e3mysteries #
  • HTC and Sony?!? Oooooohhhhhh #e3 #sony #e3mysteries #
  • And it begins. Bring on, Nintendo! #e3 #NintendoE3 #
  • Pikmin! so kawaii desu neeeeeee! #e3 #nintendo #
  • That WiiU pad is fucking huge! #e3 #
  • The hell is that guy wearing on his feet! So red! My eyes…. #E3Nintendo #E3Mysteries #
  • Ahhh. There's the awkwardness! #E3 #E3Mysteries #
  • Did…Did a LEGO dude just kick another LEGO dude in the nuts?? #E3 #E3<ysteries #
  • Nintendo's "after show" video: http://t.co/f6crwypl #e3mysteries #e3 #nintendo #
  • Finally, Grandma gets a chance! And it's at a buffet. What? #e3Mysteries #e3 #
  • is finally playing Tropico 3: Absolute Power http://t.co/cidqpoo8 #
  • Wha? "Thai police arrest man with suitcase full of gold plated babies set to be used in black magic ritual" http://t.co/9OZeDBP9 #
  • I am counting the days. RT @DaleDudley: God I miss football. #
  • is finally playing Tropico 3: Absolute Power http://t.co/cidqpoo8 #
  • What kind of shit email client attaches a file in the body of the message, wherever the cursor is? Lotus Notes, of course! #
  • I'm at Sushi Sake (Austin, TX) http://t.co/R72aJZl6 #
  • I finally got the memory I ordered for my workstation. It's been a month. A. Month. #
  • Now I'm bummed. RT @nfl: RT @AlbertBreer: Can confirm that the Patriots are releasing Chad Ochocinco: http://t.co/BcGlnRpg #
  • My services…they start up so quickly now…It's..it's so beautiful. I think I'm going to cry. #
  • is finally playing Tropico 3: Absolute Power http://t.co/cidqpoo8 #
  • Helicopters and Bows. Not quite the same ring as Bitches and Ho's. http://t.co/bquZORE7 #
  • Christ, stay the hell away from I-35 in Austin today! #
  • Must have been a pretty horrible collision to have both upper AND lower decks blocked! Oh man, maybe he fell from the upper deck… 🙁 #
  • I'm at Panera Bread (Austin, TX) http://t.co/BiGsMRcn #
  • is finally playing Tropico 3: Absolute Power http://t.co/cidqpoo8 #
  • I'm at Kublai Khan (Austin, TX) http://t.co/mdtCzFLN #
  • I'm at Lane Bryant – Round Rock Outlet (Round Rock, TX) http://t.co/jZiIQW2u #
  • I'm at Converse Outlet (Round Rock, TX) http://t.co/GNv7Pnnm #
  • Car wash! Car wash, yeah! (@ Speedy Stop) http://t.co/WFEfUOia #
  • I'm at Target (Austin, TX) w/ 3 others http://t.co/chSfj61Q #
  • Why God? Why? http://t.co/gOTBlSIX #
  • is finally playing Tropico 3: Absolute Power http://t.co/cidqpoo8 #
  • I'm at Central Market (Austin, TX) w/ 4 others http://t.co/6csUcxjV #

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