• If your son says he's converted to Islam, you probably shouldn't respond by cutting off his beard in the middle of the night. #lillehammer #
  • WHY CAN YOU NOT STOP YOUR OWN PROCESSES WHEN I TRY TO UNINSTALL??? #
  • AND IF YOU CAN'T STOP THEM, AT LEAST TELL ME WHAT THE FUCK THEY ARE! #
  • Not worksafe by any stretch of the imagination. But I just had to share Fucktopus. http://t.co/I24yL5u1 #
  • My monkey will not un-fuck! This is getting serious! 🙁 #
  • The "vote as often as possible" joke from politicians just is not funny. It's not. Stop it. #
  • Manning to the Broncos. Crap! I don't want to watch the Broncos. Dammit! #
  • Manning watch is over…Tebow Watch has just begun. CRAP! #
  • What the Christ?? RT @digitaldiatribe: Holy crap, NetZero still exists: http://t.co/7BrZUmt0 #
  • Why can I only import ONE testcase at a time?? I have 298 of these fuckers to import!!!! FUCK! #
  • Forced to choose between the two (death not an option), I honestly would choose an Uwe Boll movie to anything by Michael Bay. #
  • I'm at Sea Dragon (Austin, TX) http://t.co/tpvAIjwS #
  • I'm at North By Northwest (NXNW) (Austin, TX) http://t.co/Mdxka15h #
  • I'm at North By Northwest Restaurant & Brewery (10010 N Capital Of Texas Hwy, Austin) http://t.co/ehF70sli (+10pts) #
  • I'm at Whole Foods Market (Austin, TX) w/ 3 others http://t.co/fiualrzD #
  • is finally playing Cities in Motion http://t.co/ciduWYxi #
  • What in the everloving fuck? RT @digitaldiatribe: This is such bullshit, fuck people: http://t.co/Oyh3UKuJ #
  • http://t.co/jJSJBFuf #
  • I'm at Cool River Cafe (Austin, TX) http://t.co/j27uOnX0 #
  • Nut allergic person next to me served salad with nuts. She sent it back. No-nut version arrives. There's nuts in the dressing. Really? #
  • Our menu is fixed. We had no idea what was in the salad before it arrived. Nuts are bad. Bleah. #
  • I'm at Spec's (Austin, TX) http://t.co/4Nk1WIx1 #
  • I'm at The Park at the Domain (Austin, TX) http://t.co/yyBbzKKr #
  • What a fucking moron. http://t.co/JJlcZHhc #
  • Did I really just watch 2 goons eat dogfood?? What am I doing with my life? #
  • I'm at Big Daddy’s Burgers & Bar (Austin, TX) http://t.co/u4W6ifPi #
  • I just unlocked the Level 5 "Flame Broiled" badge on @foursquare! Preettty much an expert. http://t.co/uIJFxObL #
  • What in the christ is Baylor wearing? #ncaa #
  • I'm at 620 Café And Bakery (Round Rock, TX) http://t.co/F8EA3pLj #
  • I just unlocked the Level 2 "Fried Check-in" badge on @foursquare! In it to win it! http://t.co/zu3xtSsQ #

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