• All RIGHT! Ready for the NFL pregame show in an hour. Wait..OH GOD! SEVEN LONG FOOTBALL-LESS MONTHS AHEAD! *whimper* #
  • I'm at Opal Divine's Marina (12709 N. Mopac Expy., Parmer Ln., Austin) http://t.co/59mOcA6f #
  • ice with the occasional snowflake in north austin! #atxweather #
  • I'm at Costco (10401 Research Blvd., at Braker Ln., Austin) w/ 2 others http://t.co/jez8pKV1 #
  • I'm at Costco Gas (10401 N. Research Blvd., Austin) http://t.co/JsqbKg1a #
  • Sleet and snow flurries today, almost 80 goddamn degrees by Tuesday. whatever. I will never understand you, #atxweather #
  • Curious to see what kind of Whitney tribute will happen after less than 24 hours of planning. #grammys #
  • Dear Internet, I just felt you cry out in undeserved protest the minute LL Cool J said prayer. Please. Just shut the fuck up about it. #
  • The bane of karaoke bars everywhere and my guilty pleasure. #IWillAlwaysLoveYou #grammys #whitneyhouston #
  • Does Bruno Mars always sound like this? I might have to get some of his stuff. God, I feel old. #grammys #
  • Goddamn. I'm all tingly from this Alicia Keys-Bonnie Rait duet. #grammys #
  • What? No Kanye? At the Grammys? Quelle Suprise! #grammys #
  • Damn, son! RT @AustinMovieSnob: When did Reba McEntire start looking like Dana Carvey in drag? #Grammys #
  • SHUT UP! I CAN'T HEAR JACK BLACK! #grammys #
  • COOL! Dave Grohl is wearing a Slayer tshirt. Nice! #grammys #
  • Okay, is the Foo Fighters drummer wearing a Russian NASA shirt? #grammys #
  • STEVIE!!!! #grammys #
  • HOLY SHIT! El DeBarge is still making music!!!!! #
  • Wait, "I Live In Steiner" is a Chris Brown song? Not a @DaleDudley tribute? Much better with @TheDanielGallo doing it. #grammys #
  • Go Adele! Go big girls! Skinny bitches ain't shit! 😉 #grammys #
  • Did I miss Etta James? Did they not include her in the death reel? WHat the hell? #grammys #
  • Jennifer_Hudson.love++ #grammys #
  • FUCK YOU, CHRIS BROWN! You don't deserve to look ANYTHING like Run DMC. #grammys #
  • Diana Ross is looking pretty good. A little like a Jackson, though. #grammys #
  • Yay! Grammys made me happy. I still feel so incredibly old. And I STILL don;t know what an Arcade Fire is or if I should be afraid of it. #
  • So…nothing for Lady Gaga tonight? #grammys #
  • This is the most kickass ending to the Grammys ever. #grammys #
  • Why would you have IT start fuckign with your one and only working machine a week before the release? YOU NEED THAT MACHINE TO TEST ON! #
  • Today was going to be a Whitney Houston tribute day, but after the Grammys, I need to listen to some new stuff. #grammyhangover #
  • First up: Nicki Minaj. She's funny in The Creep w/Lonely Island. Now I need to see what all the fuss is about. #
  • Okay. Nicki Minaj: Pink Friday. It's…okay. It will take some getting used to. #
  • Adele – 21: I like it. A lot. She reminds me of Amy Winehouse a bit. You know, without the drug problems. 🙁 #
  • I need an extension cord for my headphones so I don't have to get up and walk the extra foot and a half to the fridge in my office. #lLAZY #
  • Dammit! Why is Runaway Baby so short! #brunoMars #
  • Bruno Mars – Doo Wops & Hooligans: Too goddamn short. I kinda like this newfangled music the kids are listening to. #grammyhangover #
  • How do you have a "Greatest Hits" album when I'm pretty sure you only had two hits? #
  • I'm at The Peached Tortilla (Moving Target, See Twitter or website for current location, Austin) http://t.co/Xby0GdGz #
  • "Cowboys expected to be among bidders to host Super Bowl L" BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Our memories are not that short, Jerry. #
  • Is teh Santorum family from 1852? http://t.co/yUKKA4Kz #
  • Too much oil in the pan, TOO MUCH OIL IN THE PAN!!! GODDAMMIT! #
  • Ow ow ow ow ow ow. #
  • Test your knowledge about Twitter and more on @Smarterer. Get badges and share your score with friends #imabzzagent http://t.co/9apvqUUC #
  • I'm at Panera Bread (9901 North Capital of Texas Hwy, btw Stonelake and Research, Austin) w/ 2 others http://t.co/peOpUZiC #
  • Should premature ejaculation occur, the Joy of Sex album comes equipped with BIG JIM SLADE. #kentuckyfriedmovie #
  • I'm at Einstein Bros Bagels (4607 W Braker Ln, Research Blvd, Austin) http://t.co/EZlHBVU7 #
  • "Michael Bay is going to direct Transformers 4. He's starting to seem like hurricane season:" (pt 1) #
  • "You know it's coming, there are names involved, and the smartest thing to do is evacuate." (pt. 2) #
  • "Babysitting While White" http://t.co/lRY4WGI1 #
  • I didn't think anyone actually missed Cleveland. http://t.co/nEsSLwra #
  • I'm at Archie Imperial D.D.S. (5124 Balcones Woods Dr, Austin) http://t.co/0vVlVtPU #
  • I'm at H-E-B (12407 N Mopac Expy, at W Parmer Ln, Austin) w/ 2 others http://t.co/9SieyHAW #
  • I'm at Jack in the Box (9825 Burnet Rd, at Rutland Dr., Austin) http://t.co/CZ2EW91G #
  • Er, why thank you, Gmail. "You can make a lovely hat out of previously-used aluminum foil." #
  • Jesus Christ, what did Austin d to make Leslie move?? http://t.co/IymRWL6d #
  • Ah shit. I really hope this isn't related to the last beating he took. Dammit. #
  • The sound of the HVAC shutting down for the day is seriously my quittin' time whistle. #
  • I'm at Ka-Prow Restaurant (1200 W Howard Ln, I-35, Austin) http://t.co/MUTr87tB #
  • I just unlocked the Level 3 "Bento" badge on @foursquare! Sweet! http://t.co/MXh70ldP #
  • Wow. Batman Forever really was shit. I thought it was merely crap at the time. But 17 years later…just flat out shit. #
  • I'm at Potbelly Sandwich Shop (10515 N Mopac Expy, at Shops at Arbor Walk, Austin) http://t.co/uqReaKe0 #
  • I'm at Play It Again Sports (2933 W. Anderson Lane, Austin) http://t.co/8SQf840n #
  • I'm at Lane Bryant – Round Rock Outlet (4401 N I-35, Round Rock) http://t.co/LSJwZbYv #
  • I'm at Dave & Buster's (9333 Research Blvd Ste A600, N MoPac, Austin) w/ 2 others http://t.co/L8Px1bo7 #
  • Fucking kids don't know how to play DDR or Pump It Up anymore. Goddamit! #

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