• God help me, I'm at a supermarket on superbowl Sunday. (@ H-E-B w/ 2 others) http://t.co/CIUk6FkX #
  • Oh reeealllyyy… Hrm…. RT @AustinMovieSnob: Well, well. Alamo is starting reserved seating at S Lamar. #finally #
  • Holy shit. shut up, Michael Irvin. #
  • This is just painful to watch #nflgameday #nflnetwork #
  • AHAHAHA. Kurt Warner looks so uncomfortable. #nflgameday #nflnetwork #
  • Okay, that was cute! #nbc #brotherhood #suberbowl #
  • AHAHAHAHA. I misspelled "superbowl". I'm not even drunk…. #
  • Can someone get Micheal Irvin some chapstick? How you gonna let a brother be on camera with ashy lips? #nflgameday #nflnetwork #
  • I swear I know how to spell Michael…. #
  • "I don't want to be the guy who is remembered because he died underestimating the threat posed by a monkey." #
  • Goodell is disappointed with the quality of the Pro Bowl. So are the fans, you fucking moron. You're JUST NOW realizing this? #
  • RT @Dezdimona16: Who are you people? Stop singing at me! #superbowl #
  • Don't fuck this up, Kelly. #superbowl #
  • "I don't care if it's Liam Nelson, fuck this movie." #battleship #superbowl #
  • I just unlocked the "Super Swarm Sunday" badge on @foursquare! Go team! http://t.co/1FtXOffJ #
  • Wanna see Ochocinco get that ring, baby! (@ Super Swarm Sunday w/ 223042 others) http://t.co/URgLIMoq #
  • Vader kid was SO MUCH BETTER. #vwfail #superbow46 #
  • Shitty, boring game. Shitty boring commercials. #SB46 #sb46fail #
  • Chevy Sonic commercial: Jackass with more padding. #
  • If this doesn't make this game better…then I have a whole cabinet of his friends that'll do the trick. #sb46 http://t.co/7WdBgY9Q #
  • Madonna hasn't even started and I already pine for the Prince halftime show… #sb46 #
  • CROTCHCAM! #sb46 #madonna #sucks #
  • AM I watching Cirque De Soleil? #madonna #sb46 #
  • It's always fun to watch old people do young people's dances… #sb46 #madonna #
  • And I thought Cee Lo would save us. Welp…. #SB46 #madonna #sucks #
  • Why does Cee Lo look like a black Friar Tuck? #sb46 #madonna #
  • From the forums: "Cee Lo looks like he teaches at Disco Hogwarts" #
  • Hooooly crap. Motley Crue looks 80. #SB46 #
  • Goddammit! Sorry, @ochocinco. I really wanted you to have that ring. 🙁 #
  • I'm at Potbelly Sandwich Shop (10515 N Mopac Expy, at Shops at Arbor Walk, Austin) http://t.co/C1lWmUPt #
  • is finally playing Plants vs. Zombies http://t.co/slKYRTyB #
  • Don't tell me how to navigate to the "run" command. You don't need it in windows 7. Your shitty tool is not installed. #
  • No, changing my screensaver is not going to magically make it report to your shitty tool #2 that it is password protected. #
  • No, the policy is STILL set on the machine. You still cannot uncheck "ask for password." #
  • Goddamn, I hate watching someone incompetent take over my screen. #goddamnhelpdesk #
  • WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO CHANGE MY PASSWORD? #goddamnhelpdesk #
  • What the fuck. Of COURSE I have a goddamn Windows password! Did you even read the ticket? #
  • I swear to Christ, if you try to take away my admin privs on this laptop I WILL END YOU. #goddamnhelpdesk #
  • RT @myrialux: http://t.co/VOXjqUfS Challenge accepted? #
  • Oh God…registry editor… #goddamnhelpdesk #
  • FUCK! I just sabotaged my test 75% into it. Fuck this day. #
  • Why is Church's selling tacos??? (@ Church's Chicken) http://t.co/VMDjZT0h #
  • YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME! After 45 minutes of helpdesk fuckery and a reboot, I'M STILL HAVING THE SAME PROBLEM. #
  • Thanks, IT, for pushing a broken policy to my machine. #
  • DAMMIT! RT @digitaldiatribe: Google releases Chrome for Android finally, but it's only for ICS. Noooooooooooooooooooo! #
  • What the hell, Austin? We can;t keep public pools open as it is, but you think we need to fund this? http://t.co/L74NCYg0 #
  • RT @cakewrecks: Q: What do you call a bee that makes milk? A: BOO-BEES!! http://t.co/l5NyYvIj (Don't worry; SFW) #
  • Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight? I always ask that of all my prey. I just like the sound of it… #
  • Hmmm… looks like this is gonna be a Prince kind of day. #BATDANCE #
  • Until I find the righteous 1. Computer blue. #purplerainbitches #
  • Why are bunny suited people showing up in my Tiny Tower? I don;t want nuthin' to do with no plushies! #tinytower #
  • Fucking Helldesk again. Your fix did not work, but you're going to tell me it did. #
  • Way to go not listening to a damn thing I say. #helpdeskfail #
  • Oh so you need to see this IT given exe file? Oh and now you're deleting? Oh, now you're looking on the running processes for it? #helpdesk #
  • Hey, dumbass! It's a run once exe. THERE IS NO RUNNING PROCESS FOR IT. Fucking. Hell. #helpdeskfail #
  • Why does she keep dicking around with the registry? She already said the policy was broken. Fix. The. Policy. #helpdeskfail #
  • What kind of shit is this? It was proven her "fix" didn;t fix shit, she looked for a hotfix THAT DOESN'T APPLY TO me…then buggered off. #
  • What the hell kind of helpdesk is this?? Does this mean I can FINALLY go get some lunch? #helpdeskfail #
  • You're making new folders on my machine, WHY? #helpdeskfail #
  • Pushing a .reg file….you gotta be kidding me. JUST FIX THE FUCKING POLICY. #helpdeskfail #
  • Oooh and a bat file. fucking shoot me. #helpdeskfail #
  • AHAHAHAH! Batch file didn;t work! BWAHAHAHAFuck this place. #
  • I'm at Sonic Drive-In (10025 N Burnet Rd, at Rutland Dr, Austin) http://t.co/XGYNIAj1 #
  • I'm @sonicdrive_in (10025 North Burnet Road, Austin) http://t.co/9xbVwpkY (+5pts) #
  • Seems that I was busy doing something close 2 nothing, But different than the day before… #
  • is finally playing Plants vs. Zombies http://t.co/slKYRTyB #
  • I'm at Tacodeli (12001 Burnet Rd, N Mo-Pac Expy, Austin) http://t.co/ybmB6Se2 #
  • Ugggghhhhh http://t.co/oJbV6waK #
  • *sigh* Thanks, officemate, for walking in right after I farted. Good thing you're headed out now. #
  • RT @austinmills: Did you come to get down? Are you internationally known? RT @ZacharyLevi: http://t.co/No14nSjH #oldskool #
  • I'm at Delish Bakery (209 W 3rd St, at Colorado St, Austin) http://t.co/HmVTKIAz #
  • Lunch! (@ Spec's) http://t.co/PYwKfbtE #
  • Know how to make a hormone? Don't pay her. Wakka Wakka Wakka. #
  • It's a "I want a damn cupcake" kind of day. Spent my lunch hour going to @delish to get my fix. #FrostingFriday #
  • Huh. HVAC shut off. That must be the "go home" signal. #
  • I'm at Waterloo Ice House (14900 Avery Ranch Blvd., at Parmer Ln., Austin) http://t.co/QoshX7bs #
  • I'm at 620 Café And Bakery (910 Ranch to Market 620, Chisholm Trail, Round Rock) http://t.co/QnqAaXCJ #
  • I'm so happy cuz I'm a gummy bear! Gummy bear! http://t.co/NOCblc4M #

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