• I'm at Central Market (4001 N. Lamar Blvd., 38th St., Austin) w/ 4 others http://t.co/bpsSO3t0 #
  • I'm at Super Target (13900 N I H 35 # A1, at W Parmer Ln., Austin) http://t.co/Kxg6HTaP #
  • Why would you give robots live steel and live ammo on a vacation planet?? #westworld #futureworld #
  • Hoooooly shit! Beautiful play! #giants #nfcchampionship #
  • Oh for fucks sake! Delay of game????? #giants #
  • Aaaannnnd it's the Patriots v Giants in the Superbowl. I am completely ambivalent about it. #nfl #nodoginthishunt #
  • I'm at Taco Cabana (12525 N Mopac Expy, W Parmer Ln, Austin) http://t.co/uBY91sYH #
  • No nausea, no barfing. Roast chicken was a success. I am not 2-1 in roasting whole chickens. Properly. #
  • now. I am NOW 2-1. #
  • My geek flag flies high. Someone said it's nat'l pie day and I immediately thought, "It's not March yet! what are they talking about?" #pi #
  • I'm at Barton Creek Square Mall (2901 S Capital of Texas Hwy, Austin) w/ 4 others http://t.co/W3aoEpPw #
  • I'm at The LEGO Store (2901 S Capital of Texas Hwy, Barton Creek Square Mall, Austin) http://t.co/Xekaj6jK #
  • I'm at Jack in the Box (9825 Burnet Rd, at Rutland Dr., Austin) http://t.co/ZnUWy1pL #
  • Comcast hates football fans. http://t.co/XJll31Ey #comcastfail #
  • What to do about feral burro carcasses. Bury them? They'd have to dig a pretty big ass hole…. #
  • Feral Burros in South Texas: http://t.co/nULkY8yx #
  • No, Rational Application Developer, I do NOT want your stupid built in browser to open up when I click a link. #
  • I'm at Fry's Electronics (12707 N. Mopac Expy., Parmer Ln., Austin) w/ 3 others http://t.co/zbAu980E #
  • What the hell, Mother Nature?!? A TORNADO WATCH?? IN JANUARY?? Well, fuck you very much! #atxweather #
  • I'm at Whole Foods Market (9607 Research Blvd, at N Capital of Texas Hwy, Austin) http://t.co/uRLnc9AI #
  • I'm at Panera Bread (9901 North Capital of Texas Hwy, btw Stonelake and Research, Austin) http://t.co/aqt0Rc8t #
  • I'm at Toys R Us http://t.co/tJWoV1Mx #
  • Jesus Christ. Do not ask me where my coworker is. We are grown ass people who can come and go as we please without checking in/out. #
  • Asking if I happen to know where he is, is acceptable. Getting annoyed that I don't know is not. Fuck off. #
  • "School meals will have to offer fruits and vegetables to students every day." Why is this new? What were they feeding kids before??? #
  • How do you resell a digital music file? http://t.co/WyIFs910 #
  • Just joined the @Smarterer BzzCampaign! Sign up now and start testing your Facebook and Twitter skills #imabzzagent http://t.co/9apvqUUC #
  • JoBeth Williams: Making granny panties look hot since 1982. #poltergeist #
  • I'm at McDonald's (12443 Metric Blvd, W Parmer Ln, Austin) http://t.co/m5RD0bDv #
  • I'm at Potbelly Sandwich Shop (10515 N Mopac Expy, at Shops at Arbor Walk, Austin) http://t.co/X0ZgwOES #
  • Dear websites, I DON'T WANT TO CHAT. STOP WITH THE GODDAMN CHAT WINDOWS! #
  • I'm at Posados Mexican Cafe (15119 I H 35, Pflugerville) http://t.co/Tf3KMlW0 #
  • I'm at Tacodeli (12001 Burnet Rd, N Mo-Pac Expy, Austin) http://t.co/sSXtNxxF #
  • Quoted (retweeted) For Truth. RT @AustinMovieSnob: I really wish American Idol wasn't a thing anymore. #
  • Spec's Deli for lunch. (@ Spec's) http://t.co/1taPreQu #
  • How can you write documentation for a product you know NOTHING about? I mean, nothing. Zero. Zilch. #
  • You've been on the scrum calls for weeks and you're JUST NOW asking what the REST interface is? The thing that makes this product work? #
  • Fuck me, Agnes! #
  • I'm at Freebirds World Burrito (1100 Center Ridge Dr, North IH-35, Austin) http://t.co/FoAOoWLh #
  • I'm at Original Pancake House (1700 W Parmer Ln, Metric Blvd, Austin) http://t.co/AtoYWF6s #

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