• I'm at Genie Car Wash – Burnet (7320 Burnet Rd, Austin) http://t.co/QXiZHB9z #
  • I'm at Taco Cabana (12525 N Mopac Expy, W Parmer Ln, Austin) http://t.co/1f6nSU7Z #
  • I'm at McDonald's (12443 Metric Blvd, W Parmer Ln, Austin) http://t.co/wUUAXMlC #
  • Why is Snoop Dogg on the Price Is Right???? #
  • Ok, it's some sort of charity celebrity week. Jenny McCarthy tomorrow and @ActuallyNPH is Wednesday. Sweet. #
  • 3 weeks off of work without going anywhere is far too long to be off of work. #
  • All right. Tome to tear down Christmas. Back in 15 minutes… #
  • "The Kardashians are more depressing to me than Hitler." Goddamn, @wilw. Well said, but god-damn! #thenerdist #
  • I'm at LongHorn Steakhouse (Round Rock) w/ 5 others http://t.co/mIJ5rgKI #
  • SHIP MY GODDAMN SINK! #
  • Note: If someone is asking you to clarify a date that you swear you put in your email, reread your email. I'm not asking to be a dick. #
  • If you are looking for that sex tape you made with your now ex-wife, check the case. You might actually have Benjamin Button. #TheLeague #
  • And every Cowboys fan cried out in anger. "Jones reiterates he has no plans to step down as Cowboys GM" #
  • I'm at Potbelly Sandwich Shop (10515 N Mopac Expy, at Shops at Arbor Walk, Austin) http://t.co/74iFUkrd #
  • I'm at Kwik Kar (tomanet and Parmer, Austin) http://t.co/VybfkitU #
  • I'm at Original Pancake House (1700 W Parmer Ln, Metric Blvd, Austin) http://t.co/59PwA4yq #
  • I'm at Extra Space Storage (6412 Burnet Rd, Austin) http://t.co/USghpjry #
  • I'm at Dragon's Lair Comics (6111 Burnet Road, Austin) http://t.co/gvJl7XyT #
  • Why is there a user's guide for a simple 2 button click wheel mouse? #
  • DAMN, son! RT @austinmills: RT @TeamHoneyBadger: I'm not really up on my Lovecraft enough to make analogies to our codebase. #
  • Hey there, Tweeples! Anyone know where the hell all my Philips head screwdrivers ran off to?? #
  • Dear websites, when I order $250 worth of shit from you, I expect a goddamn tracking number. #
  • Done with pork for a while. RT @cakewrecks: I'm told today's demon piggy is NSFL -"Not Safe For Lunch." Ha! http://t.co/8a1XhuNB #sooieeet #
  • "Rob Gronkowski? How did you know to play him?" If you have The Gronk you play The Gronk. #TheLeague #
  • I'm at Red Lobster (2702 Parker Rd, at Louis Henna / SH45, Round Rock) http://t.co/DJWCxe2O #
  • Why in the Sam Hell is it in the mid 70's outside??? I WANT MY WINTER! #
  • I hate cedar. I hate cedar so much. It's time to sing the fuck cedar song! It mostly consists of sneezes, coughs and throat clearing…. #
  • "I'm gonna whoop you if you don't pick a fighting game." What the fuck. #
  • Countertop install part deaux. #
  • Oh God i think everything fits the way it should! #
  • I'm at Barton Creek Farmer's Market (2901 Capital of Texas Hwy South, Walsh tarelton, Austin) w/ 6 others http://t.co/UQJnjyqi #
  • Superhero lego!! (@ The LEGO Store) http://t.co/KJu8dBDs #
  • I'm at Conans Pizza (2438 W Anderson Ln, at Burnet Rd, Austin) http://t.co/oHmXbDYW #
  • HOLY SHIT LIONS TOUCHDOWN! Opening drive, bitches! Picked Saints to win, but so proud of the Lions. So conflicted. #nflwildcard #
  • Oh goody. Brett Favre is at the Saints game. #
  • Jesus Christ, SPROLES! #
  • RT @Dezdimona16: @topenga http://t.co/D6eSg5I0 #
  • The Detroit Lions have won ONE playoff game in 53 years. #nflwildcard #lions #

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