- I bought my mom a Forever Lazy for Christmas. She's wearing it unironically. Go mom! #
- Randy lay there like a slug. It was his only defense. #
- I'm at Alamo Drafthouse Cinema — Village for Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows http://t.co/x4tE7ZZ3 #
- http://t.co/VPbe62b3 #
- Every one of these people deserve a smack in the mouth. http://t.co/CQILJu1z #ungratefulassholes #
- I'm at Romano's Macaroni Grill (2501 S IH 35, Hesters Crossing, Round Rock) http://t.co/DlFS5GQw #
- I'm at DOLLAR TREE (3021 S IH 35, Louis Henna Blvd E, Round Rock) http://t.co/A9m0HX75 #
- I'm at Joe's Crab Shack (2401 S Interstate 35, at Dell Way, Round Rock) http://t.co/qnM7T26g #
- I'm at Round Rock Premium Outlets (4401 N IH-35, University, Round Rock) w/ 5 others http://t.co/3dwlhlUV #
- Go Riley! Not all girls want stupid pink dolls! http://t.co/KR2LZ9se #
- is finally playing Cities in Motion http://t.co/slKYRTyB #
- I unlocked the Winter Wonder achievement on Cities in Motion! http://t.co/slKYRTyB #
- I'm at Underbudget Kitchens http://t.co/IQk9UiWI #
- I'm at Target (10107 Research Blvd., at Great Hills Trail, Austin) http://t.co/ilO2kFFK #
- Why does it bother me so much when people don't know what side their gas tank is on? (@ Costco Gas) http://t.co/Gp2DnPtf #
- I'm at Cost Plus World Market (200 Sundance Pkwy, La Frontera Blvd, Round Rock) http://t.co/R9b28apC #
- I'm at Jack in the Box (14910 Fm 1825, at Wells Branch Pkwy., Pflugerville) http://t.co/Q9ky6KlX #
- I'm at Delish Bakery (209 W 3rd St, at Colorado St, Austin) http://t.co/RMkJAzHs #
- I'm at UPS Customer Center (Austin) http://t.co/Ghyvzkj3 #
- I'm at H-E-B (12407 N Mopac Expy, at W Parmer Ln, Austin) http://t.co/4fiwMUEk #
- Countertops remeasured. Sonk: MIA. fucknuggets. #
- SINK. The SINK is MIA. #
- Hey, drought killed a lot trees. Lots of Cedar trees. Pollen shouldn't be so–OH COME ON! "Cedar pollen explodes into high category." #
- I am so sorry, Detroit, but I cannot in good faith pick you over Green Bay… #
- I'm at Opal Divine's Marina (12709 N. Mopac Expy., Parmer Ln., Austin) http://t.co/9j1X34Ig #
- I'm at Costco (10401 Research Blvd., at Braker Ln., Austin) http://t.co/zVd0S26F #
- I'm at Spec's (10515 N Mopac Expy, Austin) http://t.co/GWED6jXp #
- I'm at GameStop (N 13000 I H 35, W Palmer Ln, Austin) http://t.co/c8bEgC5O #
- I'm at Einstein Bros Bagels (12400 N IH-35, Indian Mound Dr, Austin) http://t.co/IRGufvyY #
- I just unlocked the "Ten Hundred" badge on @foursquare! https://t.co/Iubgcxdq #
- Happy new year!!!!! #
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