• So weird to think that Kim Jong Il is actually dead. #
  • is finally playing Civilization V http://t.co/slKYRTyB #
  • HOARDERS MARATHON!!!!! Vacation ROCKS! #
  • I'm at Container Store (9629 Research Blvd, Great Hills Trail, Austin) http://t.co/LCosHyUm #
  • I'm at Costco Gas (10401 N. Research Blvd., Austin) http://t.co/CPYotoYU #
  • What is it about Christmas that turns drivers into utter cockbags? #
  • If you have to hang your groceries from the chandelier so the rats don't eat your food, dear God how can you not see that you have a problem #
  • Why is my package going from Memphis, to Dallas, to San Antonio, then finally to Austin? Did it have family to visit in San Antonio? #
  • Oh Happy Day! AT&T Officially Ends Plans To Acquire T-Mobile USA #
  • For the love of all that is holy, Steam, what do you keep needing to download for Left 4 Dead 2????? #
  • If someone gives you a check (that's not part of an Internet scam) and you're broke YOU FUCKING CASH THAT SHIT! #hoarders #
  • I'm at Opal Divine's Marina (12709 N. Mopac Expy., Parmer Ln., Austin) http://t.co/HVsOJxvz #
  • I'm at Fry's Electronics (12707 N. Mopac Expy., Parmer Ln., Austin) w/ 4 others http://t.co/WI09BnQO #
  • Oh my God, real honest to goodness UK chocolate smells soooo much better than our poor excuse for chocolate. #
  • I'm at Tomodachi Sushi (4101 W Parmer Ln Ste E, at Silver Creek Dr, Austin) http://t.co/9xYKJ1KU #
  • My parts for my (Intel…sigh) machine have arrived! Goddamn, Newegg, do you use teleporters? #
  • I'm at iPic Theaters (3225 Amy Donovan Plaza, Austin) w/ 2 others http://t.co/7RoyYF0t #
  • I'm at Toy Joy (2900 Guadalupe St, W 29th St, Austin) http://t.co/mFSW05q0 #
  • I have a grumpy. New mobo/chip won't let me restore win 7. Must reinstall all the things. Not very happy. *pout* #
  • FUCK!!!! I most certainly did NOT want windows 7 home basic! FUCK! #hourwasted #
  • I'm at Brick House Tavern + Tap (11680 Research Blvd., Suite A, Austin) w/ 4 others http://t.co/gpiIyXup #
  • Hey LEGO, remember this ad? http://t.co/LJo4uDGI Look! A girl! With non pink LEGOs and no girly minifigs. #GirlsLikeLEGO #
  • One day, when I have more money I think I will rent a Krampus for my Christmas party. http://t.co/a2K4lFe4 #
  • I found my new favorite Christmas movie. http://t.co/wJxlk6nC Netflix. Instant streaming. Lovely. #
  • I'm at Sonic Drive-In (12453 Lamplight Village Ave, at Parmer Ln, Austin) http://t.co/emcDw6tM #
  • I'm at Alamo Drafthouse Cinema – Lake Creek for Master Pancake Christmas Show http://t.co/DZyy0LTN #
  • Good lord this is the slowest version of It's Cold Outside ever! #
  • HOLY SHIT MY COUNTERTOPS ARE HERE. #
  • Annnnd, they cut my countertops wrong. #
  • So, now I have no countertops. They lied about delivery then fucked up the job. #
  • Wow. So because the countertop guys fucked up, I have no kitchen until sometime in January. Fuck everybody. #
  • I'm at Fuddruckers (1991 N I H 35, i-35 & 3406, Round Rock) http://t.co/ziDonlaq #
  • Looking for tamales. (@ Barton Creek Farmer's Market) http://t.co/gjMcApwy #
  • It's christmas eve and raining in Austin. If you're going out, watch out for cockbags. #psa #
  • I'm at Spec's (10515 N Mopac Expy, Austin) http://t.co/UKNsIg78 #
  • I'm at Tacodeli (12001 Burnet Rd, N Mo-Pac Expy, Austin) http://t.co/rD4ARlFO #
  • Shit! I forgot there was football today! #
  • I'm at H-E-B (12407 N Mopac Expy, at W Parmer Ln, Austin) http://t.co/0zPHnajy #
  • Merry Christmas, everybody! You too, moviehouse! #
  • Ahh Walgreens on Christmas morning. It's almost become a family tradition. (@ Walgreens) http://t.co/n3CVjcLx #

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