• HEATWAVE! This is my island in the sun! #muppetchristmascarol #
  • Hey, hey, hey, hey! Light the lamp, not the rat! Light the lamp, not the rat! #muppetchristmascarol #
  • What the CHrist? Was that Larry Hagman at the Cowboys game?!??! #
  • Vince Young is in. Vick took a helmet to the back. #
  • What happened in Chicago? Big ass bar room brawl on the field! #
  • Guess Detroit won't be mounting a late, late game comeback? #lions #
  • Okay, Nick Folk, you're my last player. Just need you to kick enough FGs to get me 24 fantasy points. Why are you looking at me like that? #
  • J-E-T-S FUCK FUCK FUCK! MY PICK'EM! MY FANTASY TEAM!!! *shakes fist* #
  • If you have Rob Gronkowski on your FF team, don't ever bench him. Ever. No matter what the advice says. *cry* #
  • Mark Sanchez, you are dead to me. Until next week. #Jets #
  • I'm at Jack in the Box (9825 Burnet Rd, at Rutland Dr., Austin) http://t.co/eBkihOQ5 #
  • NFL fines player for "excessive celebration" after saluting troops after catching touchdown pass. #nfl #nofunleague #stupidshit #
  • Look how "excessive" that knee on the ground and hand on the helmet is. http://t.co/c9OJzCfj #nfl #nofunleague #stupidshit #
  • Hate this parking lot so much (@ H-E-B) http://t.co/0iNA9sEn #
  • I just unlocked the "Hot Tamale" badge on @foursquare! ¡Ay, caramba! http://t.co/U7sbS0R3 #
  • I'm at TacoDeli (12001 Burnet Rd, N Mo-Pac Expy, Austin) http://t.co/rztt2PNr #
  • Ranty rant posted: Burt's Bees Sensitive Skin: A Review http://t.co/4TTcIPKM #
  • Stevie Wonder DLC for Rock Band! I guess I'm gonna have to break out my game again! #
  • I'm at The Peached Tortilla (209 Esperanza, Austin) http://t.co/een6W1ck #
  • Ahahahaha! Loved listening to @Carissajaded make @thedanielgallo spaz the hell out. Priceless. #klbjfm #
  • DAMMIT! I did NOT want to see The Hunger Games movie…but Donald Sutherland is in it. Crap in a hat. #
  • I'd watch a movie of the telephone book if Donald Sutherland was in it. #
  • I'm at Taj Mahal Indian Cuisine (12407 North Mopac Expressway, Austin) http://t.co/4HGFUaKL #
  • If you are dropping off a package for my officemate, put it on HIS desk not mine. I'm not his goddamn secretary. #
  • OMG this kitchen is really gonna happen! Before Christmas! Squeee! #whyIhavenomoney #
  • Timeline for the future according to SciFi films and tv : http://t.co/G8nKJA7u #
  • My stomach hurts. Gonna be a gassy day. I'd feel bad for my officemate, but that fucker reeks of ciggy smoke a few times a day. #
  • Whut? RT @nfl: After back-to-back wins, the Dolphins are talking playoffs ("PLAYOFFS!"): http://t.co/j0qrpsyL #
  • What the hell is going on in AISD schools? http://t.co/Do0CZz32 #
  • So in an AISD school, you can shoot your classmate with a BB gun and toss death threats and stay in class? Bu… (cont) http://t.co/h2rftmfl #
  • Happy hour! (@ Gloria's Mexican Restaurant) http://t.co/xfstvDrR #
  • I'm at Jack in the Box (9825 Burnet Rd, at Rutland Dr., Austin) http://t.co/rRogJC4a #
  • Why does everything have to go tits up on a friday? #
  • Doesn't RSVP mean to reply to say "yes Im going" or "No I'm not"? Not just "Yes, I'll be there"? #
  • Huh. An appeals court ruled that the FCC overstepped their authority when they fined CBS for the infamous Janet Jackson nipple-slip. #
  • I'm at Fry's Electronics (12707 N. Mopac Expy., Parmer Ln., Austin) w/ 3 others http://t.co/tcraS2hM #
  • I'm at County Line On the Lake (5204 Ranch Rd 2222, Austin) http://t.co/w7GaKpzu #
  • Can't resist touching (ow my finger!) then tasting (OW MY TONGUE!) the searing hot lava that is my candy (Scot… (cont) http://t.co/e24sTUCA #

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