• Who callas a timeout 1 minute and 18 seconds into the game????? #
  • JESUS CHRIST COWBOYS! TWO PENALTIES ? THE GAME JUST FUCKING STARTED! #
  • Kickoff, penalty (cowboys), timeout (seahawks), penalty (cowboys), no yard play, punt. This is going to suck, isn't it? #cowboys #
  • So do the Seahawks. Really? A timeout? RT @dallasprosports: Cowboys already look sad and pathetic. #
  • Ready to watch Dallas fail to score in the Red Zone. Again #
  • *sigh* and I am not disappointed. Gotta go for another FG. Go Bailey. #
  • Here's a tip: If you are at Whatever & Goal, THE OTHER TEAM IS GOING TO BLITZ. PERIOD. #
  • Dammit, Chiefs! You are not supposed to lose to the dolphins! Thanks for wrecking my pick'em! *grump* #
  • Quickest way to get me to never visit your site ever again: have music playing with no easy way to shut it off. STOP THAT SHIT. #
  • Looks like I'm back to swearing at the Bengals again. My pick'em…my pick'em…. But hey! My fantasy league! Woot! I'm so conflicted…. #
  • It's gonna be THAT kind of game. #SNFonNBC #steelers #
  • Swing and a miss! #SNFonNBC #steelers #
  • I'm sorry, did Terrell Suggs just call himself "Sizzle?" You don't get to give yourself a nickname! #SNFonNFL #
  • Goddammit! Did we just lose Ward? ALREADY?? Fuck nuggets! #SNFonNBC #steelers #
  • I LOVE Mayhem commercials…. #allstate #
  • "That's a penalty, that's a fine, but in this game, I don't think they care." Ah, Collinsworth…. #SNFonNBC #steelers #ravens #
  • Cincinnati is 6-2? What? WHAT? #
  • GODDAMMIT!!!! WHAT IN THE FUCKING FUCK????? BLARGHHGRHRGHAGGSD!!! RAGE!!!! #SNFonNBC #steelers #
  • Oh my lord, I am SOOOOOOO GLAD Harrison is back. #SNFonNBC #steelers #
  • I have no willpower (@ Jack in the Box) http://t.co/mhpT0h1M #
  • Oh surprise, surprise, my facilities ticket was marked complete and it's still hot in my goddamn office. Assholes. #
  • I HAVE AC IN MY OFFICE. YAY!!!! Er, is it a bit chilly in here….. #
  • LEGO Army assemble! http://t.co/rbR6hFZO #
  • CRAP!!!! RT @WootLive: WARNING: only 46 days 'til Christmas. #WeHaveWishLists #
  • I'm at P.F. Chang's (10114 Jollyville Rd., Great Hills Tr., Austin) http://t.co/dIT6tPJ8 #
  • Dammit, Excel, what the hell happened to Right Click->Fill->Series?!?!? *grump* Got me huntin' all over that damn ribbon….. #
  • Fine, engine. FINE! You wanna be a little bitch and not do what I say? Well, I'm rebooting your machine! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! #
  • Well, this is depressing. I like football, but goddamn, we can;t do better than 1950's safety? http://t.co/yvbiqSiP #
  • I swear to God, engine, if you don;t start properly……. #
  • Yeah, you BETTER had start and connect you supposed to. Tha's right! #
  • Wait, WHAT??? RT @AustinMovieSnob: What?! RT @emilyooo RIP Heavy D 🙁 #fb #
  • Dammit! http://t.co/4plUhpOZ #hiphoplegend #
  • I'm at TacoDeli (12001 Burnet Rd, N Mo-Pac Expy, Austin) http://t.co/a3Biqk45 #
  • Guess who walked 3.4 miles to work this morning? Guess who doesn't feel the need to do it again. Crap…how am I gonna get home? #
  • RT @JamesUrbaniak: Bil Keane is dead. Hipsters nationwide observe one minute of silent détournement. #
  • GODDAMMIT WE KNOW! WE KNOW THERE'S A FUCKING EMERGENCY ALERT TEST TODAY! STOP TALKING ABOUT IT! #
  • Ah hell, now I'M part of the problem. #
  • Oh hey. Bag of Crap. #
  • I have clicked the stupidly large gold button. #
  • Holy crap. I think I got a crap! #wootoff #
  • "Tests Show Most Store Honey Isn't Honey" So…what is it? Thick sugar water? Bee vomit? Zebra spooge? http://t.co/9RjSfKaQ #
  • I'm at Sonic Drive-In (10025 N Burnet Rd, at Rutland Dr, Austin) http://t.co/PuleWr2e #
  • Why am I *still* getting emails from the school? No, I'm not coming to your ring ceremony. I'm not even going to graduation. #
  • Who the hell sets a password to expire at 4:15pm on a workday? #
  • "Refs need to be fined for bad calls. " Yes. Yes they do. #nfl #
  • I'm at Mimi's Cafe (10515 N Mopac Expy, HWY 183, Austin) http://t.co/oZNwO7hh #
  • I'm at Origami (110 N IH-35, Suite 200B, Round Rock) http://t.co/Ofj4Wq1d #
  • I'm at Original Pancake House (1700 W Parmer Ln, Metric Blvd, Austin) w/ 3 others http://t.co/JAS6CLjw #
  • is finally playing Cities in Motion and completely ignoring all homework. http://t.co/slKYRTyB #

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