• Yup. That last layer of tile (or first, going by order of installation) has asbestos. Wheee. #
  • "The Saints had more points last night (62) than the Rams have all season (56)" #
  • New office. One ethernet port. The port doesn't "accept" switches. I have 5 machines on my desk. #
  • The person/dept responsible says "he didn't know we all have more than one machine." We've known about this move for over a year. WTF. #
  • I'm at Double Dave's Pizza Works (11900 Metric Blvd, at Stone Hollow, Austin) http://t.co/LXkAVyfK #
  • Oh goody! My VOIP phone thingy has a password that expires in 90 days! Could I possibly have more unsynced passwords? Please? #
  • Why do I have to log in to my phone??? #
  • Worst. Office move. Ever. #
  • There is no ac in my office. There are 8 computers in here and two large people. This. This is bullshit. #
  • What the hell kind of turf is in Jacksonville? Really short grass? Moss? Painted sand?? #MNF #
  • WHat in the FUCK is going on in Jacksonville???? Why is your punter making blocks??? WHY????#MNF #
  • 14 plays and 7 yards of offense for the Ravens after that sack. I…I need a drink. #
  • That's not football. That's to small to be real football. #
  • FUCKING HELL!!! JAGUARS BALL! WHAT IN THE CHRIST. #
  • Rice has not fumbled a ball since 2009. Until tonight. Twice. Jesus. #
  • "If that stadium gets any emptier a Marlins game is going to break out." ahahahaha. Presenting your Los Angeles Jaguars…. #
  • Sorry, you guys, but this game is Uwe Boll bad. Even if you don't watch football, you should watch this game. It's horror. It's Halloween. #
  • 4th and 43. Jesus! At least he didn't fumble it. I guess. They may not even be able to punt it past the 1st down marker. #
  • 75 yards of offense. Total. #MNF #
  • Can't make a decent play? Just go ahead and fight. I guess. #
  • Are you happy, Jags and Ravens? you just sent @aelerelean into a choking fit. #
  • Ravens file complaint with the NFL about draft day confusion. How about a complaint for whatever the hell it is you're doing right now? #MNF #
  • "If you like offense, close your eyes…" I love you Tirico #MNF #
  • Hey! You're supposed to be able to punch with an open hand! BULLSHIT CALL! #MNF #
  • There's no phone in the conference room. This scrum is being handled by a coworker's cell phone. #
  • Why the hell do I need to install special software to connect to the fucking wireless LAN??? #
  • Day 2 of no AC. Network is slow and flaky. There is no excuse for this. At all. #
  • Head hurts, too hot, wireless took 2 goddamn hours to set up (and it's shitty). *grump* #crabbyday #
  • Asshole of the day: It's a tie between the guy who stole $1000 from a benefit for the Bastrop fire victims..(cont) #
  • And the guy who broke into Big Brother Big Sisters (busted a window) and stole laptops, other electronics, AND A BOWL OF HALLOWEEN CANDY. #
  • Big Brothers Big Sisters of Austin as been broken into 3 times in 3 weeks. There are some serious assholes in this town. #
  • Watching coworkers get a flu shot. (@ IBM (building 101)) http://t.co/FiCqzlYM #
  • Day 3 of no AC. Contact has been made with facilities. I can now connect a switch to my ethernet port. #
  • I'm at Toys R Us (12901 N I H 35 # 800, Mouse Lane, Austin) http://t.co/EGVcwVMI #
  • What is this? Why is this? Why is Ice-T white? What? http://t.co/mh602RVv #
  • I'm at TacoDeli (12001 Burnet Rd, N Mo-Pac Expy, Austin) http://t.co/GQQGWnrQ #
  • I'm at Velocity Credit Union (610 E 11th St., at Sabine St., Austin) http://t.co/l0AmC4aD #
  • Office mate is gone for the day! Now I can fart with wild abandon! #
  • I'm at H-E-B (12407 N Mopac Expy, at W Parmer Ln, Austin) http://t.co/lmfv9Jcc #
  • Dear Austinites, It's only 52 out. No need for hats, scarves, parkas and furry boots. Settle down. #
  • South Point Nissan: "Because it's all over when the zombies come." Nice, one, guys. #
  • Don't come into my office and say "Wow! It's still hot in here!" Yes, motherfucker, WE KNOW! #
  • I want to not cough anymore. Is that possible? Please? because this fucking sucks. #
  • Cool! I got my home improvement loan! #
  • What is this shit? Egg nog is for Christmas, bitches! http://t.co/dpjigYec #
  • I'm at Home Depot (10515 N Mopac Expwy, Braker Ln, Austin) http://t.co/sAyosVJe #
  • Christ I hate this parking lot. All Chuy's fault. (@ Brick House Tavern + Tap) http://t.co/0ICG75rx #

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