• just once I'd like to see a severe weather warning and not have it be fire danger. #
  • what the fuck? The patriots should be a fucking lock ! Not giving me heartburn! #
  • Hooooly crap! Was Painter high when he took that headshot? Ahahahahahah! #SNF #
  • Wooooow. WTG, DC. RT @digitaldiatribe: Yeah, that sounds about right. http://t.co/fBgC5BAF #
  • I'm at Dragon Gate by Phoenix (3801 N Capital Of Texas Hwy, near Westlake Dr, Austin) http://t.co/YgF1lX1l #
  • What the hell. Isn't it fall? Then why is it 103 outside? Dammit! #climatechange #
  • My car has been in covered parking all day. The thermometer on the dash reads 101. #screwautumn #
  • It's 10:51am CST Tuesday morning. Has Costa been fired yet? How about beaten with a pillowcase full of oranges? #
  • Fuck! NOOOOOOOOOO. "Stephen King Is Writing a Sequel to The Shining Starring Elderly Vampires" http://t.co/t46QrrPB #
  • Like an RPG party, every company needs a 7 year old to tell you when you done fucked up: http://t.co/Eap0lZwt #
  • Are…are those clouds? What do you mean "it rained today"? #atxweather http://t.co/JM2dR4Kt #
  • I'm at Costco Gas (10401 N. Research Blvd., Austin) http://t.co/q21wrqPy #
  • I'm at McDonald's (10732 Research Blvd, Braker Ln, Austin) http://t.co/qnMdu4Rp #
  • Dean Stockwell in Dunwich Horror: creepiest, perviest looking mofo ever. #
  • Strong smell of smoke in the Braker&I35 area! #
  • I'm at Taco Cabana (12525 N Mopac Expy, W Parmer Ln, Austin) http://t.co/jyNtQCou #
  • I'm at Panera Bread (2805 Bee Cave Rd, Austin) http://t.co/UvpyXZ0F #
  • I'm at Office Depot (4501 W Braker Ln, Research Blvd, Austin) http://t.co/DOBnISHG #
  • I'm at Wendy's (12421 N Mopac Expy, W Parmer Ln, Austin) http://t.co/deQ9Wsfc #
  • I don't need to know the history of Java, JAX, and frigging Websphere. Just get to the content! #onlinetraining #
  • Burger tour! (@ Reds Porch) http://t.co/vjwtTAqW #
  • Alcohol in the middle of a workday can make any problem seem instantly solvable. #
  • Octomer starts tomorrow. Time to get your Christmas lists in order with this lovely blast from the past: http://t.co/VbJtMm4l #
  • October. October starts tomorrow. I don;t even know what the fuck Octomer is. #
  • Of course! RT @austinmills: 5th month of summer. #
  • I'm at Alamo Drafthouse Cinema – South Lamar for Tucker & Dale vs. Evil (1120 S Lamar Blvd, at Treadwell St, Austin) http://t.co/gb2OvHb9 #
  • I'm at Costco (10401 N. Research Blvd, At Braker Ln, Austin) w/ 2 others http://t.co/gYgEiPhJ #
  • I'm at Rudy's Country Store & Bar-B-Q (11570 Research Blvd, Duval Rd, Austin) w/ 3 others http://t.co/JqQx1uuz #
  • I'm at McDonald's (12443 Metric Blvd, W Parmer Ln, Austin) http://t.co/MFt4ngEh #

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