• Browns, Steelers, Lions: Why you hate me? #
  • THEY JUST CARTED MY KICKER OFF THE FIELD TWO MINUTES INTO THE GAME! #ff #
  • Fuck fantasy football, fuck pick 'em! Back to Football my ASS. #
  • I don't know why people are so upset about the #Cowboys meltdown last night. It was standard procedure for them. #
  • My GOD how I HATE Miami's colors. #MNF #
  • Hate 360, hate 360, hate hate hate 360. #atxtraffic #
  • Small rat(s) or large mouse (mice?) spotted in the office. Commencing freak out in 5…4…3… #
  • I'm at Kolache Factory (4101 W Parmer Ln, Between Amherst Dr & Ganymede Dr, Austin) http://t.co/jlgdgyq #
  • The hell. This is the longest BOC ever. Stupid 503 errors… #woot #
  • Because of the fires around Texas, there are monkeys loose in Waller county. Monkeys. Not even kidding you. One stole a deputy's cell phone. #
  • Why do they make clear heels for children?! Why is Toddlers and Tiaras a show? Why am I watching it? *mashes remote buttons blindly* #
  • I'm at TacoDeli (12001 Burnet Rd, N Mo-Pac Expy, Austin) w/ 2 others http://t.co/umc1Iic8 #
  • What the hell. Why does LEGO sell a box to hold 15 minifigs when each collection contains 16? #
  • I'm at Barton Creek Square Mall (2901 S Capital of Texas Hwy, Austin) http://t.co/nShPNNMG #
  • Minifigs series 5! (@ The LEGO Store) http://t.co/W0ga7DVk #
  • Space pimp is impressively pimpin'. http://t.co/7Qemd2L7 #LEGO #
  • OMG lookit the fat pengy!!! RT @Dezdimona16: http://t.co/WKSR7IvT #
  • I'm at Double Dave's (11900 Metric Blvd, at Stone Hollow, Austin) http://t.co/lXkM21Zc #
  • I'm at Fry's Electronics (12707 N. Mopac Expy., Parmer Ln., Austin) http://t.co/Qbd97uZh #
  • That explains everything! RT @thinkgeek: Proof Nicolas Cage is a vampire: http://j.mp/pEvApO That is all. #
  • Burger tour stop #20 (@ Cat Mountain Grill) http://t.co/uGlI7Lmi #
  • I got rained on at 2222 and Dry Creek rd! I had almost forgotten what rain felt like. #atxweather #
  • Oh you special edition mother fucker…. #
  • Fascinating fact: Crayons melt inside the digestive tract of a toddler, but they don't get absorbed into the system. #
  • Old Freak Nasty. Ahahahahaha. Oh, UT football, you never fail to entertain me. http://t.co/naXKK6nJ #
  • In which Kitty has had enough of this shit: http://t.co/IRf9cTHE #

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