• Cowboys breaking my heart two goddamn weeks into the preseason. Ugh. #
  • Glad they're just my backup team. Go Steelers. #
  • Casual boob and penis cake trailer park wedding. Whut. #BigEasyBrides #
  • What the fuck? No helmet, dead ball? Fuck you, NFL. #
  • Tanner was fucking robbed. #cowboys #
  • I'm at Costco Gas (10401 N. Research Blvd., Austin) http://t.co/uM2zVNe #
  • Prescription pickup (@ Austin Regional Clinic Quarry Lake) http://t.co/xWkioKa #
  • Eye scraping part deux. (@ Texan Eye Care) http://t.co/NDNbHRw #
  • I just unlocked the "Baker's Dozen" badge on @foursquare! http://t.co/RFA4tY7 #
  • I'm at Panera Bread (9901 North Capital of Texas Hwy, btw Stonelake and Research, Austin) w/ 2 others http://t.co/fS1dyYy #
  • You are not allowed to call your room a cave when it has no less than 4 lights on, LEDs in your computer case, and network lights a blinkin #
  • Check up #1 (@ Texan Eye Care) http://t.co/EYfh7cB #
  • I'm at H-E-B (12407 N Mopac Expy, at W Parmer Ln, Austin) http://t.co/TNs0xgC #
  • I'm at Sea Dragon (8776 Research Blvd B, Austin) http://t.co/PZJwC1T #
  • IE 9 I WILL FUCKING END YOUUUUUUUUUU! #
  • I'm at H-E-B (500 Canyon Ridge Dr W, at Interstate Hwy 35, Austin) http://t.co/HVI6f2D #
  • 360 is the worst fake highway ever. #
  • Austin has had 70 days of 100+ degree weather this year. Last time this happened? 1925. I'm ready to punch a baby for a shaved ice. #
  • My bad. Austin has *never* had more than 69 100+ degree days in a year. Today was the record breaker. Still. Want a shaved ice. #
  • Is it a bad thing that I view Perry's run for President as Texas's cry for help to the rest of the country? #
  • Did my connection to the corp network suddenly turn to dialup? It's taking MINUTES to download a 27.5 MB file. MB. not GB. WTF? #
  • I'm at Costco (10401 N. Research Blvd., At Braker, Austin) http://t.co/OzeFeXp #
  • Really, Mother Nature? 109 this weekend? FUUUUUCK. http://t.co/ApzxoPR #
  • This day is made of suck. I now have a headache somewhere in the middle of the right half of my brain. #
  • Everything I'm working on today seems dog dick slow. #
  • And why "dog dick slow"? I don't even know where I got that from or why dog's dicks are considered slow. #annoyedQA #
  • Brush fire in Pflugerville spreads to cabinet store. Cabinet store has propane tanks. Eek! #
  • I'm at H-E-B (12407 N Mopac Expy, at W Parmer Ln, Austin) http://t.co/iRNhgYc #
  • Whut. http://t.co/NO9tW7X (thanks @pakazmir) #
  • Burger tour! (@ Big Daddy's Burgers & Bar) http://t.co/U1KAEKb #
  • Post surgery checkup #2 (@ Texan Eye Care) http://t.co/pR6gMza #
  • I'm at McDonald's (12443 Metric Blvd, W Parmer Ln, Austin) http://t.co/BzuFDVI #
  • Somebody else needs new tires this year. (@ Costco Tire Center) http://t.co/tUQJEQt #

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