Dear Lenovo T400,
You are a “high powered” laptop. You are supposedly “smarter” than the two desktops next to me.
But you aren’t.
You are a fucking moron.
Why do you lose basic system settings? Why do you insist on turning off “prompt for password” when coming out of the screensaver? Why–and this really gets on my tits–WHY do you randomly hop on the wireless network WHEN YOU’RE DOCKED??? There is a physical cat5 cable coming out of the dock’s ass. You’ve had no problems being on the wired network for months. So why are you suddenly in love with the goddamn slow ass wireless network whenever I need to pull down big ass files?
Is it the corporate crap I have o have? Possibly, but you’ve lived with all this shit for over a year! WHy are you being such a spaz now?
You know what? Fuck you. All wireless radios off. You’re grounded.
Signed,
Me