• "Excuse me please, but my shitbox hath overfloweth with dirties. Please to be removing it so that I may make a deposit posthaste." #
  • Dear God, Dixie, you were not kidding! Did you guys invite all the neighborhood cats over? Jesus! #
  • Why yes I am tweeting about cat shit! This is what happens when I don't get my football on Sundays. Is this what you want, Goodell? IS IT? #
  • I'm at Office Depot (120 Sundance Pkwy, Round Rock) http://4sq.com/eTgjpC #
  • So, uh, no disrespect but holy shit, what happened to Bob Dylan's voice? Was he sick? #

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