I would like to take this time to look back at my Week 1 letter and see if it deserves any other comment:

Steelers:

Well shit, Dixon got hurt and I never saw him play again. Charlie Batch, however, can still get the job done! Go non assholeish old man quarterbacks! And Reed. *sigh* Sorry, but Suisham is getting the job done.

Terry Bradshaw:

Still love you. keep on keeping on! Oh wait, quit bitching about Los Angeles not having a team. They had one. They lost it. Let it goooo. If we let you have the Jaguars will you and Howie quit crying? Fine, okay, the Vikings. But they’re gonna look damn silly being the LA Vikings.

Cowboys:

I stand by what I said. There are people that don’t want good for you and there are people who actively try to fuck you up. Alex Barron still has not earned my forgiveness. But you guys also fucked yourselves. Cut it out and play some ball.

Buehler:

You suck. I cut you from my team and picked up Nick goddamn Folk who turned into a consistent kicker for the Jets.

Alex Barron:

Stiiiiillllllll waiting for that incontinent monkey and your address.

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