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• Upgrading my sisters phone for her birthday (@ Sprint Store) http://4sq.com/kX4fhH #
• I'm at Best Buy (1201 Barbara Jordan Blvd, I 35 Frontage Rd, Austin) http://4sq.com/ifpHWW #
• I'm at Target (5621 N IH 35, Capital Plaza Shopping Center, Austin) http://4sq.com/kKTzup #
• I'm at Freebirds World Burrito (1100 Center Ridge Dr, North IH-35, Austin) http://4sq.com/muwW0L #
• It's been so long… (@ TacoDeli) http://4sq.com/it3XB0 #
• Brilliant. http://tinyurl.com/3kypjf3 #
• New Lady Gaga release on amazon. 99 cents for the full album AND pdf liner notes. I miss liner notes. #offmylawn #
• 10 people you would have never had shoved down your throat without Oprah: http://tinyurl.com/3mkcppb #
• I recognized Dr. Phil, Dr. Fearmongerer Oz, and Gayle. People I could have lived lifetimes without ever needing to know about. #
• Pirates! (@ Alamo Drafthouse Cinema — Village) http://4sq.com/kByZ94 #
• I'm at Einstein Bros Bagels (4501 W Braker Ln, Research Blvd, Austin) http://4sq.com/kRYuAV #
• Why does 360 south suck today? Rocks falling. Wheee! #
• Mad Max times are closer than you think… http://tinyurl.com/3u5arha #
• Jesus! Oklahoma is getting fucked right now. Thanks a lot, Mother Nature. 🙁 #
• I'm at Jack in the Box (9911 Burnet Rd., at Rutland Dr., Austiin) http://4sq.com/kwDQ6Y #
• Argh. I have this itch to buy ridiculous amounts of junk. #
• A crafty post: Time Enough At Last http://www.topenga.net/art/?p=57 #
• What the hell. Why s the AC not on in this office?!? #
• Fucking shit. When you need to reboot a machine, make sure you're in the right goddamn window. #
• Oh and fuck Websphere. That is all. #
• Car bombs explode in China. "Authorities try to cover it up." I shouldn't be surprised, but yet, I am. http://tinyurl.com/3hjmbc2 #
• 1pm-3pm window apparently means "whenever we fucking feel like it and we won't call to let you know we're running late." WTG, Time Warner. #
• wow. the installer *just* called. TWC has redeemed itself. A little. Just a little. #
• Cube neighbor, is it necessarry to scrape EVERY POSSIBLE MOLECULE from your glass lunch bowl EVERY GODDAMN DAY? *clink*clink*clink*DIE* #
• Woot! (@ Carlos And Charlie's) http://4sq.com/jiZ0In #
• I'm at Opal Divine's Marina (12709 N Mo pac Expy, Parmer Ln, Austin) http://4sq.com/ls3gN8 #
• I'm at Half Price Books (2500 W Parmer Ln, Austin) http://4sq.com/ms3q0W #
• I'm at Fry's Electronics (12707 N Mopac Expy, Parmer Ln, Austin) http://4sq.com/ja1uOi #
• I'm at Round Rock Premium Outlets (3201 Oakmont Dr, Round Rock) http://4sq.com/jh31fu #
• I'm at Reebok Outlet http://4sq.com/kYFtmf #
• I'm at Lane Bryant – Round Rock Outlet (4401 N I-35, Round Rock) http://4sq.com/mmzlrE #
• I'm at Golden Corral (3607 S Lamar Blvd, Austin) http://4sq.com/iNqRgx #
• They're closed till Tuesday!!!!!! (@ Polkadots Cupcake Factory) http://4sq.com/jFNLLJ #
• I'm at Austin Frigid Frog Shaved Ice (1601 S Congress Ave, Milton Ave, Austin) http://4sq.com/iMwqYM #
• I'm at Bed Bath & Beyond (9333 Research Blvd, Austin) http://4sq.com/iHTjWr #

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• Dear twitterverse: Grades have been posted. I got an A on my last class ever. Now there's no way I'm getting to sleep. #
• Dinner for getting an A! Yay! (@ Tokyo Steakhouse) http://4sq.com/lR0H0m #
• I'm at Cost Plus World Market (200 Sundance Pkwy, La Frontera Blvd, Round Rock) http://4sq.com/jT1tiF #
• Sake bombs are not your friend. Oh they were great last night. This morning, you wake to find they stabbed you in the back. #
• How is the latest Pirates movie a reboot??? What? #
• My cupcake plans are coming together nicely. (@ Delish Bakery) http://4sq.com/j4yTnt #
• I want my voice back. Please give me my voice back. 🙁 #
• 16 hours. SIXTEEN FUCKING HOURS?!??! RT @digitaldiatribe: Hahahahahahahaha. http://bit.ly/khLvaY #
• You GOTTA be fucking kidding me! RT @digitaldiatribe: Sony, stop. Just stop. Pack up your shit and go home. http://bit.ly/lsadPF #
• I'm at Taco Cabana (9605 Research Blvd, N Capital of Texas Hwy, Austin) http://4sq.com/lShMGN #
• New tires. (@ Costco) http://4sq.com/lN3Ab9 #
• Lunch! (@ Panera Bread) http://4sq.com/jdtgaM #
• NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! RT @WootLive: RIP Macho Man Randy Savage. #
• I'm at Super Target (12901 N IH-35, at W Parmer Ln, Austin) http://4sq.com/jMV0J6 #
• I'm at H-E-B (500 Canyon Ridge Dr W, at Interstate Hwy 35, Austin) w/ 2 others http://4sq.com/lNckNn #

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• I'm at Red Lobster (2702 Parker Rd, Louis Henna / SH45, Round Rock) http://4sq.com/m4nWa7 #
• I have finished and uploaded my last school project ever. Ever. Unless I panic and make changes in the next 48 hours. #
• I'm at Jack in the Box (9911 Burnet Rd., at Rutland Dr., Austiin) http://4sq.com/kNrtmY #
• I wonder, is there an approved Ministry of Magic homeschool curriculum? #dumbshitonmymind #
• Go gray for Zombie Awareness Month! http://tinyurl.com/m4pbso #
• THOR! (@ Alamo Drafthouse Cinema — Village w/ 4 others) http://4sq.com/lT9ugq #
• Thor: fucking awesome. His abs, that is. #
• "New 'Call of Duty' game coming!" And in other news, water is wet! #
• Welp. I put in an order for TimeWarner internet. No caps, but I feel so fucking dirty. Ugh. #
• HOLY SHIT! RT @God_Damn_Batman: Kilmer. My God, man. What happened? http://bit.ly/fNxToU #
• Been a while since I had lox. (@ Einstein Bros Bagels) http://4sq.com/mLGPzh #
• Productivity shot all to hell. http://tinyurl.com/65d3ojk #
• BOC, BITCHES! #wootoff #
• oh GODDAMMIT! Gues who changed her paypal address and didn;t update it anywhere…. #
• is finally playing Portal and completely ignoring all homework. http://raptr.com/topenga #
• Jesus Christ, that was the most nerveracking drive to work EVER. Saw lightning hit a power pole far too close to me. #atxweather #
• Too many lightning strikes near 360. That ain't cool, Mother Nature. #atxrain #
• Dear big corps, NO meeting should EVER be labeled *HOT* unless there's titties, liquor, hot dudes or a combination of the 3. #
• Um, wow. The content is true but that dude…that dress… http://tinyurl.com/3k3b6n4 #
• Dear random woman, why did you just tell me about your eye infection and subsequent job loss after just saying "hello"? #tmi #
• Burger tour! (@ Boulevard Grill and Sports Bar) http://4sq.com/mj0PKO #
• FUCK. FUCK FUCK FUCK. http://tinyurl.com/3vjj2ry #
• Man, just…just fuck a big load of Michael Bay. God. Damn. #
• Thor! Again! (@ Alamo Drafthouse Cinema — Village) http://4sq.com/k83WIt #
• I'm at Austin Farmers Market (422 Guadalupe St, at W 4th St, Austin) w/ 4 others http://4sq.com/l6ske2 #
• I'm at Burnet Road Farmer's Market (6701 burnet rd, Austin) http://4sq.com/mCpIqk #
• I'm at Texas Roller Derby w/ 2 others http://4sq.com/jkdltW #
• I'm at Sandy's Hamburgers (603 Barton Springs, S 1st St, Austin) http://4sq.com/jFjvCh #

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• Oh wow, Geraldo just fucked up and said "Obama's dead." He did correct himself immediately. But..um, shit man. #
• I'm at Luby's (8176 N MO Pac Expy, Austin) http://4sq.com/lQeizG #
• More blood for the blood god. (@ St. David's North Austin Medical Center) http://4sq.com/kSMZC9 #
• Well. That was an unsatisfactory lunch. #
• I'm at GameStop (10000 Research Blvd, Austin) http://4sq.com/mlxv6U #
• I'm at Barnes & Noble Booksellers (10000 Research Blvd Ste 158, near Arboretum Blvd, Austin) w/ 3 others http://4sq.com/kG24X3 #
• RT @digitaldiatribe: Calling bullshit on this: http://bit.ly/jOTkBU #attcapps #
• Another goddamn going away happy hour. (@ Berryhill Baja Grill & Cantina) http://4sq.com/k4YbBU #
• The Last Final. Ever. Ever. (@ Albert B. Alkek Library w/ 3 others) http://4sq.com/mlTbN3 #
• I'm at Phil's Icehouse (5620 Burnet Rd, Northland Dr, Austin) http://4sq.com/ifz3D6 #
• I'm at Hey Cupcake! (5530 Burnet Rd, btw Northland Dr & Shoalmont Dr, Austin) http://4sq.com/kYr8c2 #
• Okay, so I heard the Miley Cyrus cover of "smells Like Teen Spirit". I understand the reaction. I understand. #offmylawn #
• I'm at Austin Regional Clinic Quarry Lake (4515 Seton Center Blvd, Austint) http://4sq.com/k0Za1b #
• Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix Chapter 25: Boyz R Dumb. #
• Okay, that wasn't fair. Harry Potter books 5-7: Boyz R Teh Dumb. Yeah, that's better. #
• Birthday/graduation dinner! (@ Melting Pot) http://4sq.com/kXkZUj #
• I'm at Twin Peaks – Round Rock (100 Louis Henna Blvd, at I-35 N, Round Rock) http://4sq.com/jTrNfI #

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• I'm at Jack in the Box (9911 Burnet Rd., at Rutland Dr., Austiin) http://4sq.com/i2KR3K #
• Drunk coding is the BEST coding! WHEEEEE! *project due in a week and a half* #
• Just paid off my car! Yay! Now, don't any of you fuckers hit me for at least 18 months. #
• I'm at Jack in the Box (9911 Burnet Rd., at Rutland Dr., Austiin) http://4sq.com/ieZl4K #
• I'm at Costco Gas (10401 N. Research Blvd., Austin) http://4sq.com/etTtAA #
• There are 13 boxes of unopened Girl Scout cookies and a gift bag full of random candy in the breakroom. Is today Sugar High day? #
• What the…am I smelling…ASS? What the hell is going on in this office??? #
• Last class of the semester! (@ Texas State University – Round Rock Higher Education Center) http://4sq.com/lY61A4 #
• hmwk2 discussion: many people turned in very similar php code. prof is far too nice and only took off minimal points. (pt 1) #
• YOU'RE IN FUCKING GRAD SCHOOL, PEOPLE! How fucking dumb can you be?? So glad I'm the only one in the remote section. #dumbasses #
• I'm at Thai Spice (701 S Capital of Texas Hwy, Austin) http://4sq.com/jDvWFj #
• Investigating possible damage from them failing to put enough oil in during my las oil change. Yeah, pretty fucking pissed. #
• For the love of god, it's 2011! STOP MAKING VMs WITH ONLY 20GB OF DRIVE SPACE. FUCK! #
• I'm at Black Sheep Lodge (2108 S Lamar Blvd, Kinney Ave, Austin) http://4sq.com/jNc1SC #
• I have been thwacked by the sleepy stick…. #
• I'm at Original Pancake House (1700 W Parmer Ln, Metric Blvd, Austin) w/ 2 others http://4sq.com/jTa9cd #

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• I'm at H-E-B Fuel Station http://4sq.com/gpusUN #
• I'm at Super Target (12901 N IH-35, at W Parmer Ln, Austin) w/ 2 others http://4sq.com/hexfwY #
• Just got asked for the entrance to Target. In front of Target. 30 goddamn feet away from the door marked "enter". #
• Muppet singalong! (@ Alamo Drafthouse Cinema – Lake Creek w/ 6 others) http://4sq.com/fp8ITi #
• How to depress yourself: Watch The Muppet Movie and count the now dead stars. 🙁 #
• How to depress yourself pt 2: Watch the Muppet Movie and realize that NO ONE ELSE KNOWS WHO THESE STARS ARE. #offmylawn #
• er, no one else in the theater. #
• I'm at Panera Bread (9901 North Capital of Texas Hwy, btw Stonelake and Research, Austin) http://4sq.com/id1FTU #
• RT @Dezdimona16: Springtime Austin: Haha Allergens all up in yo face!
  Me: D: But…wh-
  Springtime Austin: BECAUSE FUCK YOU THAT'S WHY! #
• I'm at H-E-B Westlake Market (701 S. Capital of Texas Hwy Suite C-300, Bee Caves, Austin) http://4sq.com/ehvIwA #
• I'm at McDonald's (12433 Metric Blvd, W Parmer Ln, Austin) http://4sq.com/giVrNm #
• Middle of April, no real rain in months, state on fire, and today it's going to feel like 101. What the fuck, weather? What. The. Fuck. #
• I'm at Texas State University – Round Rock Higher Education Center (1555 University Blvd, Round Rock) http://4sq.com/ejaiEo #
• Holy shit, my classmates are complaining because they have 2 finals on the same day! OH NOES! Fucking dumbasses. #
• Our final for this class isn't until 8pm. Suck it. #
• I'm at Panera Bread (9901 North Capital of Texas Hwy, btw Stonelake and Research, Austin) http://4sq.com/dXyTjm #
• Final in < 2weeks. Final same day as my 36th bday. This is my last master's class. Mild panic attack ensuing in 3..2..1… #
• WTF? Survey say "make yor own internet package" then forces me to choose a cap. SKEWED SURVEY ALERT! Assholes. #
• Really? You're proposing $250/mo for unlimited 50mbps as a viable option, Mr. Survey? Fuck off. #
• Ah, now I see we're moving into the "how much will you pay" questions… #
• Huh. My "mixed berries" fruit cup turned into 4 blackberries and a metric fuckton of blueberries. Good going, Del Monte. #
• My first strawberry harvest. They smell really good. http://t.co/8sMsMMh #
• I'm at Double Dave's (11900 Metric Blvd, at Stone Hollow, Austin) http://4sq.com/f0Yd1m #
• Oil change and inspection. Wheeee. (@ Kwik Kar) http://4sq.com/dX4R0j #
• I'm at The Mighty Cone (1603 S Congress Ave, Austin) http://4sq.com/hYuZvR #
• mmmm mint mojito (@ Austin Frigid Frog Shaved Ice) http://4sq.com/hFb9ES #
• I'm at Cupprimo (8650 Spicewood Springs Rd Ste 105, Austin) w/ 2 others http://4sq.com/eM0Yqy #
• Hanna! (@ Alamo Drafthouse Cinema – Lake Creek w/ 10 others) http://4sq.com/eP64J6 #

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• TREE POLLEN GO AWAY NOW PLEASE! #
• I'm at Dragon Gate By Phoenix (3801 N Capital of TX HWY, Westlake Drive, Austin) http://4sq.com/f4DsBw #
• I'm at Panera Bread (9901 North Capital of Texas Hwy, btw Stonelake and Research, Austin) http://4sq.com/euBu7l #
• I'm at Jack in the Box (14910 FM 1825, at Wells Branch Pkwy., Austin) http://4sq.com/fG6ePv #
• Barbacoa (@ Taco Cabana) http://4sq.com/ihHpAf #
• Good news everybody! Zombie Women of Satan is now available on Netflix Instant Watch! #thehell #
• I'm at St. David's North Austin Medical Center (12221 Mopac Expressway North, Austin) http://4sq.com/gRUuyE #
• I'm at Texas State University – Round Rock Higher Education Center (1555 University Blvd, Round Rock) http://4sq.com/fjn5zJ #
• I'm at UPS Store http://4sq.com/hgEMHQ #
• All My Children is cancelled? I guess daytime soaps can't compete with the other daytime trash. #
• I'm at Jack in the Box (9911 Burnet Rd., at Rutland Dr., Austiin) http://4sq.com/eHuCoA #
• I'm at GameStop (2901 S. Capital of Tx Hwy, Austin) http://4sq.com/eWgqtK #
• I'm at LEGO Store (2901 S Capital of Texas Hwy, Barton Creek Square Mall, Austin) http://4sq.com/dS7McL #
• I'm at Target (2300 W Ben White Blvd, S Lamar Blvd, Austin) http://4sq.com/gMPWop #
• WHY WERE THERE KIDS AT THE LEGO STORE?? IT'S THE MIDDLE OF A FUCKING SCHOOL DAY! #offmylawn #
• Oh for Christsakes! Single sign on! Why do you not speak it, motherfucker?!?? #
• I'm at Target (10107 Research Blvd, at Great Hills Trail, Austin) http://4sq.com/dZkfCT #
• I'm at Buca di Beppo (3612 Tudor Blvd, South Mopac Access Road, Austin) w/ 3 others http://4sq.com/igqnS8 #
• Why am I up this early? (@ Original Pancake House) http://4sq.com/hwoWHh #
• I just unlocked the "#4sqDay 2011" badge on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/fPkkcs #
• I'm at Costco (10401 N. Research Blvd., At Braker, Austin) http://4sq.com/icqMTj #
• I must love punishment. Ikea and costco on a saturday? (@ IKEA w/ 3 others) http://4sq.com/ffOIPP #

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• I'm at Archiver's (11066 Pecan Park Boulevard, Suite 105, Lakeline Mall Dr., Cedar Park) http://4sq.com/h8zszS #
• I'm at H-E-B (500 Canyon Ridge Dr W, at Interstate Hwy 35, Austin) w/ 2 others http://4sq.com/hSkQP0 #
• I'm at Einstein Bros Bagels (4501 W Braker Ln, Research Blvd, Austin) http://4sq.com/e6giqF #
• My cubemate moved out to be closer to his developers. Never thought I'd say this but…I'm lonely. #
• Coconut milk yogurt: No. #
• A missing 's' just sucked 30 minutes of my life. #
• I'm at Taco Cabana (9605 Research Blvd, N Capital of Texas Hwy, Austin) http://4sq.com/fLOPvm #
• Yessssssssssssssssss. http://xkcd.com/548/ #
• Brilliant. RT @evilhappy: Hehehe the Two Lumps are such evil beasties 🙂 http://bit.ly/erMyER Makes me glad my cats are girls! #
• I'm at Target (10107 Research Blvd, at Great Hills Trail, Austin) w/ 2 others http://4sq.com/dLJeLs #
• Half price sushi! (@ Momiji) http://4sq.com/eZK4T9 #
• Good news! Because Shit Be Broke(tm), homework is due tomorrow, not tonight. #
• In other news: START YOUR HOMEWORK EARLIER, DUMBASS! #
• Congrats Lady Aggies! #ncaabasketball #
• Goddammit coworkers! When you go on vacation, anything "important" that comes up IS NOT YOUR PROBLEM! DON'T LE… (cont) http://deck.ly/~zpUJm #
• I'm at Tuscany@360 Cafe & Market (3310 N Capitol of Texas Hwy, Austin) http://4sq.com/gna15T #
• I'm at Sprouts Farmers Market (2805 Bee Cave Rd Suite 400, at Montebello Rd, Rolling Wood) http://4sq.com/eIT4D1 #
• I'm at Panera Bread (2805 Bee Caves Road, Austin) http://4sq.com/i47HLv #
• I'm at Texas State University – Round Rock Higher Education Center (1555 University Blvd, Round Rock) http://4sq.com/gJasYy #
• I'm at Sam's Club (9700 N Capital of Texas Hwy, Hwy 183, Austin) http://4sq.com/fyfypH #
• Are you shitting me? "Roethlisberger, fiancee set wedding for week before July camp" #steelers #
• How is it that the 3 computers on my desk and my office phone ALL DISPLAY DIFFERENT TIMES? #alwayslate #
• Packard Bell? I believe I'm gettin' the vapors! RT @digitaldiatribe: Wow a Packard Bell Android tablet http://bit.ly/ggnVAX #
• Just leaving a really good happy hour. (@ Melting Pot) http://4sq.com/eUrAaa #
• You no readin' motherfucker. all the information you need is in the goddamn email. #
• White trash beer on special (@ Black Sheep Lodge) http://4sq.com/i1atSt #
• Ticketmaster can die a slow painful death by a gorilla fucking it in the ass while simultaneously being roasted over an open fire. #
• I'm at Lane Bryant – Round Rock Outlet (4401 N I-35, Round Rock) http://4sq.com/dTpmiU #
• I'm at Steak 'n Shake (281 University Blvd, Round Rock) http://4sq.com/hQ9xR5 #
• I'm at Spec's (201 University Oaks Blvd, at I-35, Round Rock) http://4sq.com/hTN1cN #
• Last game of the season! (@ Cedar Park Center w/ 21 others) http://4sq.com/fkibz8 #
• Post game grub (@ IHOP – 45 (620) / 183) http://4sq.com/f400SR #

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• Dear girl jean makers, we don;t all carry purses. we need REAL POCKETS to store our wallets. Enough with short pockets. Assholes. #
• Oh my my. I have reached a point where I might have to have SOMEONE ELSE set up my phone for me. FUUUUUCK getting old. 🙁 #
• Kicking myself for preordering the 3DS from amazon. won't get it till tomorrow. TRU seemed to have plenty. But hey, no tax and a $25 credit. #
• I see you, little T'storm icon in my weather plugin. You're full of shit. #atxweather #
• Proposed bandwidth caps, trying to buy T-mobile and now censorship. Goddamn, AT&T, are you high? http://tinyurl.com/4bcvsnf #
• Seeing Paul! Yay! #paul (@ Alamo Drafthouse Cinema – Lake Creek) http://4sq.com/dYZn8x #
• Paul was fucking awesome! #
• I'm at Fry's Electronics (12707 N Mopac Expy, Parmer Ln, Austin) http://4sq.com/fQtlMh #
• I'm at Einstein Bros Bagels (4501 W Braker Ln, Research Blvd, Austin) http://4sq.com/htOil2 #
• How do you android people get anything done with so many version of Angry Birds around??? #lovemyG2 #
• Woke up with a fat lip, looking like a character from Song of the South. Fuck. (@ ADC Easy Care) http://4sq.com/gPuOxm #
• Waiting for prednisone prescription. (@ H-E-B) http://4sq.com/gMSCBM #
• "These elevators don't go to the 1st floor." Then why is there a button marked "1"? #toocheap http://4sq.com/gZWz8L #
• Yet another going away happy hour. (@ Berryhill Baja Grill & Cantina) http://4sq.com/hSxp6m #
• Oh god, Netflix, don't fuck with me.. Twilight Zone original series on instant streaming? Today? Of all days? #
• I'm at Lane Bryant – Round Rock Outlet (4401 N I-35, Round Rock) http://4sq.com/fhoLqA #
• I'm at Exxon (551 University Blvd, Round Rock) http://4sq.com/glQILI #
• I'm at Delish Bakery (209 W 3rd St, at Colardo St, Austin) http://4sq.com/dLQGIE #
• I'm at BookPeople (603 N Lamar, at 6th, Austin) http://4sq.com/ewH5Bt #
• I'm at Best Buy (1201 Barbara Jordan Blvd, I 35 Frontage Rd, Austin) http://4sq.com/hrtyiJ #
• Prescription (@ Austin Regional Clinic Quarry Lake) http://4sq.com/hKD7KD #
• Mmmm salt 🙂 (@ Chick-fil-A) http://4sq.com/fBk51o #
• Freezer action (@ Home Depot – Howard w/ 2 others) http://4sq.com/eC2qmX #
• I'm at Macaroni Grill (9828 Great Hills Trail, Research Blvd, Austin) http://4sq.com/f86HHx #
• I'm at Container Store (9629 Research Blvd, Great Hills Trail, Austin) http://4sq.com/h4Mgb2 #

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• Fuck me running. AT&T buys TMobile USA. Fuck fuck fuckity fuck. #
• between capping broadband and trying to buy Tmo, AT&T ain't winning any friends as far as I can see. Fuckers. #
• I'm at Einstein Bros Bagels (4501 W Braker Ln, Research Blvd, Austin) http://4sq.com/epsMfY #
• I'm at Half Price Books (5555 N Lamar Blvd Ste, at Koenig Lane, Austin) http://4sq.com/eqLGqq #
• 360 is the worst fake highway ever. And it's the only way to get to work. #ATXtraffic #
• Dear coworkers, I forgot to put on deodorant this morning. I DID shower. But it's going to be 88 today. I'm sorry. Sorta. Not really. #AC #
• I'm at Texas State University – Round Rock Higher Education Center (1555 University Blvd, Round Rock) w/ 2 others http://4sq.com/gnsvy9 #
• class roster started at 18. then 12. then 9. today: 5. we just took a break. two guys just gathered their shit and left. down to 3 now. #
• Which is fucking bizarre because he not a bad professor at all. SHOW UP TO CLASS YOU LAZY FUCKS! #
• "Duke Nukem Forever Has Been (Wait For It)… Delayed" Surprise, surprise, surprise. http://tinyurl.com/46mtcor #
• CAN I GO HOME NOW PLEASE? I WOULD LIKE TO GO HOME! #
• Ugh. Why would someone put lime green trim on a perfectly good black mazda. Oh wait. That's tree pollen. #treebukkake #
• Image: http://tinyurl.com/4ou5xr2 #
• Burger tour! This place is insanely packed. (@ Hula Hut) http://4sq.com/hYZtOs #
• I'm at Red Robin Gourmet Burgers (13315 N Hwy 183, Austin) w/ 2 others #

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