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• is finally playing Cities in Motion and completely ignoring all homework. http://t.co/slKYRTyB #
• Did anyone else see Duffman in the crowd of the Packers v Falcons game? #SNF #
• Regular: $3:11, premium $3.29 (@ Costco Gas) http://t.co/3SLjadvE #
• I'm at Twin Peaks – Round Rock (100 Louis Henna Blvd, at I-35 N, Round Rock) http://t.co/at27LhpA #
• I'm at IKEA (1 Ikea Way, I-35, Round Rock) http://t.co/0IFbLuKm #
• I'm at Steak 'n Shake (281 University Blvd., Round Rock) http://t.co/Z6fvHbAj #
• Dear Shitty ass Lotus Notes, WHY AM I JUST NOW GETTING EMAIL FROM THREE GODDAMN DAYS AGO! Fuck you, Lotus Notes. Just…die in a fire. #
• Dear Shitty Ass Lotus Notes, This may not have been your fault. This time. My begrudging apologies. P.S. You still suck. #imissoutlook #
• Dear Work Issued Laptop, Why do you crash when I put you to sleep? What the hell man? Thinkpads are supposed to be awesome! Why are you not? #
• I'm at Dragon Gate by Phoenix (3801 N Capital Of Texas Hwy, near Westlake Dr, Austin) http://t.co/hF5N8qSC #
• BOC! GO NOW! #
• Er, I mean, don't go now. Wait until I get one. Yeah. #wootoff #
• I'm at Home Depot (10515 N Mopac Expwy, Braker Ln, Austin) http://t.co/wS1ssAng #
• is finally playing Cities in Motion and completely ignoring all homework. http://t.co/slKYRTyB #
• I'm at McDonald's (12443 Metric Blvd, W Parmer Ln, Austin) http://t.co/IMYXdnJm #
• Where is the nearest Ace Hardware… http://t.co/ODJUzRki #
• Dammit. Kansas is too far. http://t.co/WqWVbArF #
• A crafty post: It has begun…. http://t.co/oIxbsGVd #
• Austinites, if you work inside all day, don't go outside. It is far too nice out and you'll never want to go back inside. 🙁 #
• I'm at H-E-B | Westlake Market (701 S. Capital of Texas Hwy Suite C-300, Bee Caves, Austin) w/ 2 others http://t.co/ib5MFPJQ #
• I'm at Spec's (10515 N Mopac Expy, Austin) http://t.co/XY2KkRRk #
• I'm at How Do You Roll? (10515 N. Mopac Expy Suite A-165, Austin) http://t.co/ZcgZghWf #
• I'm at The Lion & Rose British Restaurant & Pub (701 S Capital Of Texas Hwy, 360 & Las Cimas Parkway, West Lake Hills) http://t.co/P8z6jCni #
• is finally playing Cities in Motion and completely ignoring all homework. http://t.co/slKYRTyB #
• I'm at Virg S. Rabb Playground (Round Rock) http://t.co/Cnc5Q5Rw #
• is finally playing Cities in Motion and completely ignoring all homework. http://t.co/slKYRTyB #
• RT @EvilJorge: No two year old's birthday party is complete until the grownups are doing shots. #

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• Well that was a ludicrous display of sport. #
• I'm at Reliant Stadium for Pittsburgh Steelers vs. Houston Texans (Reliant Park, 1 Reliant Park, Houston) w/ 54 others http://t.co/dkHeqICD #
• I'm at Reliant Park MetroRail Station (8200-8212 Fannin St, Houston) w/ 2 others http://t.co/fQBjJzPp #
• I'm at Kolache Factory (4101 W Parmer Ln, Between Amherst Dr & Ganymede Dr, Austin) http://t.co/LB50ptrR #
• I'm at Michaels (10225 Research Blvd, Great Hills Trl, Austin) http://t.co/fauHl4MB #
• I'm at McDonald's (12443 Metric Blvd, W Parmer Ln, Austin) http://t.co/Vf2AXq8g #
• Aww. RT @qikipedia: Caterpillars do not have sex. #
• Well. CRAP! RT @steelers: James Harrison will be out a number of weeks with a right eye fracture #
• What the hell. The streaming apple coverage seems to be coming from dudes who I swear cannot have more than 2 hairs on their nuts. #kids #
• yes, yes, you sold a lot of frigging iPods. Get on with it. #apple #
• Engadget live blog: "iPads, iPads everywhere. iPads, iPads in your hair." #
• iPhone Cards app. You can't take 5 minutes to go to the damn drugstore for a card??? #iPhone #
• "Do I need a raincoat today?" "No you moron, you live in Texas. Wear some SPF 50." #
• Huh. There's boxes around, there's a timeline, and there's informative emails. We might actually really move soon. #
• I'm at Jo-Ann Fabric and Craft Store (10515 N Mo PAC Expy, Shops at Arbor Walk, Austin) http://t.co/200utGCF #
• Cloud bank to the east is not a cloud bank. 800 acres on fire makes a lot of smoke. #centexfires #
• I'm at Speedy Stop (12503 Lamplight Village, Austin) http://t.co/WzUPjyl3 #
• Junk dinner night (@ Taco Bell) http://t.co/udDy4wRh #
• I eat out far too much. (@ Kolache Factory) http://t.co/l2guySTf #
• I'm at Korea House (2700 W Anderson Ln., Village Shopping Center, Austin) http://t.co/Z6djPntG #
• I'm at Izumi Sushi (701 S Capital of Texas Hwy, at bee caves, Austin) w/ 2 others http://t.co/yXxlW4DE #
• I'm at TSO http://t.co/h60Nddow #
• I'm at 24 Diner (600 N Lamar Blvd, W 6th St, Austin) http://t.co/JjGagS4w #
• My friend's car is acting up. IT NEEDS A SOFTWARE UPDATE. What in the fuck? #
• Holy shit, when did they put Duckman out on dvd? (@ Fry's Electronics w/ 4 others) http://t.co/Jzjfs1r8 #
• I'm at Michaels (10225 Research Blvd, Great Hills Trl, Austin) http://t.co/MJA6Kzid #
• I'm at Potbelly Sandwich (10515 N Mo Pac Expy, Braker Lane, Austin) http://t.co/kYsUEfiP #
• I'm at Original Pancake House (1700 W Parmer Ln, Metric Blvd, Austin) http://t.co/Gg762XJd #
• So…much…pink… http://t.co/aY9KeZkE #
• I'm at Target (5621 N IH 35, Capital Plaza Shopping Center, Austin) http://t.co/At15hGpp #
• I'm at Bed Bath & Beyond (1201 Barbara Jorden, I35, Austin) http://t.co/le0Fqmne #

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• just once I'd like to see a severe weather warning and not have it be fire danger. #
• what the fuck? The patriots should be a fucking lock ! Not giving me heartburn! #
• Hooooly crap! Was Painter high when he took that headshot? Ahahahahahah! #SNF #
• Wooooow. WTG, DC. RT @digitaldiatribe: Yeah, that sounds about right. http://t.co/fBgC5BAF #
• I'm at Dragon Gate by Phoenix (3801 N Capital Of Texas Hwy, near Westlake Dr, Austin) http://t.co/YgF1lX1l #
• What the hell. Isn't it fall? Then why is it 103 outside? Dammit! #climatechange #
• My car has been in covered parking all day. The thermometer on the dash reads 101. #screwautumn #
• It's 10:51am CST Tuesday morning. Has Costa been fired yet? How about beaten with a pillowcase full of oranges? #
• Fuck! NOOOOOOOOOO. "Stephen King Is Writing a Sequel to The Shining Starring Elderly Vampires" http://t.co/t46QrrPB #
• Like an RPG party, every company needs a 7 year old to tell you when you done fucked up: http://t.co/Eap0lZwt #
• Are…are those clouds? What do you mean "it rained today"? #atxweather http://t.co/JM2dR4Kt #
• I'm at Costco Gas (10401 N. Research Blvd., Austin) http://t.co/q21wrqPy #
• I'm at McDonald's (10732 Research Blvd, Braker Ln, Austin) http://t.co/qnMdu4Rp #
• Dean Stockwell in Dunwich Horror: creepiest, perviest looking mofo ever. #
• Strong smell of smoke in the Braker&I35 area! #
• I'm at Taco Cabana (12525 N Mopac Expy, W Parmer Ln, Austin) http://t.co/jyNtQCou #
• I'm at Panera Bread (2805 Bee Cave Rd, Austin) http://t.co/UvpyXZ0F #
• I'm at Office Depot (4501 W Braker Ln, Research Blvd, Austin) http://t.co/DOBnISHG #
• I'm at Wendy's (12421 N Mopac Expy, W Parmer Ln, Austin) http://t.co/deQ9Wsfc #
• I don't need to know the history of Java, JAX, and frigging Websphere. Just get to the content! #onlinetraining #
• Burger tour! (@ Reds Porch) http://t.co/vjwtTAqW #
• Alcohol in the middle of a workday can make any problem seem instantly solvable. #
• Octomer starts tomorrow. Time to get your Christmas lists in order with this lovely blast from the past: http://t.co/VbJtMm4l #
• October. October starts tomorrow. I don;t even know what the fuck Octomer is. #
• Of course! RT @austinmills: 5th month of summer. #
• I'm at Alamo Drafthouse Cinema – South Lamar for Tucker & Dale vs. Evil (1120 S Lamar Blvd, at Treadwell St, Austin) http://t.co/gb2OvHb9 #
• I'm at Costco (10401 N. Research Blvd, At Braker Ln, Austin) w/ 2 others http://t.co/gYgEiPhJ #
• I'm at Rudy's Country Store & Bar-B-Q (11570 Research Blvd, Duval Rd, Austin) w/ 3 others http://t.co/JqQx1uuz #
• I'm at McDonald's (12443 Metric Blvd, W Parmer Ln, Austin) http://t.co/MFt4ngEh #

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• I'm at Z'Tejas (10525 W Parmer Ln, at Avery Ranch Blvd, Austin) http://t.co/wlDIXJOJ #
• Dunta Robinson better get fined and singled out just like Harrison was last year for that blatant hit. #SNF #
• I'm at Costco Gas (10401 N. Research Blvd., Austin) http://t.co/w2PBdaCp #
• I'm at Einstein Bros Bagels (4607 W Braker Ln, Research Blvd, Austin) http://t.co/0o6sW59e #
• Oh yes, wireless mouse. It is completely reasonable to shine your optical light BRIGHTER to let me know your batteries are dead. #
• Why must you talk in front of MY cube? Why can't you fucks move 10 feet in either direction? I hate you. I hate you so much. #
• Romania has better internet speeds that the U.S. #
• "Than" not "That". #
• I'm at Rudy's Country Store & Bar-B-Q (11570 Research Blvd, Duval Rd, Austin) http://t.co/ZUhuswcs #
• If required fields are required, then fucking tell me that those require fields are! #
• Unsatisfying lunch was unsatisfying. #
• Am I really about to drop $114 on LEGO? #
• LEGO purchase thwarted by lack of proper credit card. You win this round, Discover card. You win this round. #
• I'm almost grateful I got laid off from HP 3 years ago. http://t.co/10YhRld4 #
• I'm at Berryhill Baja Grill & Cantina (3600 N Capital of Texas Hwy, In Davenport Village, Austin) http://t.co/2JbxM1cu #
• I'm at Pluckers Wing Bar (9070 Research Blvd, at Burnet Rd, Austin) http://t.co/l4PkCxAV #
• 🙂 blizzard! (@ Dairy Queen) http://t.co/QDROgpL3 #
• I'm at McDonald's (12443 Metric Blvd, W Parmer Ln, Austin) http://t.co/j9xUIo2r #
• I'm at Texas State University LBJ Student Center (601 University Dr, San Marcos) w/ 2 others http://t.co/zm7JAgAg #
• I'm at Derrick Hall (105 Pickard St, at Texas State University, San Marcos) http://t.co/q9a7yUDn #
• I'm at Texas State University LBJ Student Center (601 University Dr, San Marcos) http://t.co/Dtx9L0Xk #
• I'm at Delish Bakery (209 W 3rd St, at Colorado St, Austin) http://t.co/sM8fVrZO #
• I'm at Quality Seafood (5621 Airport Blvd, Hwy 290, Austin) http://t.co/09bAJiGD #
• Candy cigarettes, 24 cents! (@ Spec's @ Airport Blvd) http://t.co/cKi14Anl #
• I'm at Dragon's Lair Comics (6111 Burnet Road, Austin) http://t.co/sHm9VJ8b #
• I'm at Half Price Books (2500 W Parmer Ln, Austin) http://t.co/BneLirm4 #
• I'm at Target (10107 Research Blvd., at Great Hills Trail, Austin) w/ 6 others http://t.co/X3PmsjOx #
• I'm at Threadgill's (301 W Riverside Dr., at S 1st St., Austin) http://t.co/rg7Pi2Hf #
• Alpocalypse tour! (@ Austin City Limits Live at The Moody Theater for "Weird Al" Yankovic w/ 14 others) http://t.co/qOREcO7H #
• See this guy? He's an asshole photographer blocking my view of a show I fucking paid to see. http://t.co/mnuTp9Uk #
• Weird Al put on an amazing show! Aside from asshole photographer guy, I had a blast! #weirdal #acllive #
• I'm at Kolache Factory (4101 W Parmer Ln, Between Amherst Dr & Ganymede Dr, Austin) http://t.co/KzkgWCtG #

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• Browns, Steelers, Lions: Why you hate me? #
• THEY JUST CARTED MY KICKER OFF THE FIELD TWO MINUTES INTO THE GAME! #ff #
• Fuck fantasy football, fuck pick 'em! Back to Football my ASS. #
• I don't know why people are so upset about the #Cowboys meltdown last night. It was standard procedure for them. #
• My GOD how I HATE Miami's colors. #MNF #
• Hate 360, hate 360, hate hate hate 360. #atxtraffic #
• Small rat(s) or large mouse (mice?) spotted in the office. Commencing freak out in 5…4…3… #
• I'm at Kolache Factory (4101 W Parmer Ln, Between Amherst Dr & Ganymede Dr, Austin) http://t.co/jlgdgyq #
• The hell. This is the longest BOC ever. Stupid 503 errors… #woot #
• Because of the fires around Texas, there are monkeys loose in Waller county. Monkeys. Not even kidding you. One stole a deputy's cell phone. #
• Why do they make clear heels for children?! Why is Toddlers and Tiaras a show? Why am I watching it? *mashes remote buttons blindly* #
• I'm at TacoDeli (12001 Burnet Rd, N Mo-Pac Expy, Austin) w/ 2 others http://t.co/umc1Iic8 #
• What the hell. Why does LEGO sell a box to hold 15 minifigs when each collection contains 16? #
• I'm at Barton Creek Square Mall (2901 S Capital of Texas Hwy, Austin) http://t.co/nShPNNMG #
• Minifigs series 5! (@ The LEGO Store) http://t.co/W0ga7DVk #
• Space pimp is impressively pimpin'. http://t.co/7Qemd2L7 #LEGO #
• OMG lookit the fat pengy!!! RT @Dezdimona16: http://t.co/WKSR7IvT #
• I'm at Double Dave's (11900 Metric Blvd, at Stone Hollow, Austin) http://t.co/lXkM21Zc #
• I'm at Fry's Electronics (12707 N. Mopac Expy., Parmer Ln., Austin) http://t.co/Qbd97uZh #
• That explains everything! RT @thinkgeek: Proof Nicolas Cage is a vampire: http://j.mp/pEvApO That is all. #
• Burger tour stop #20 (@ Cat Mountain Grill) http://t.co/uGlI7Lmi #
• I got rained on at 2222 and Dry Creek rd! I had almost forgotten what rain felt like. #atxweather #
• Oh you special edition mother fucker…. #
• Fascinating fact: Crayons melt inside the digestive tract of a toddler, but they don't get absorbed into the system. #
• Old Freak Nasty. Ahahahahaha. Oh, UT football, you never fail to entertain me. http://t.co/naXKK6nJ #
• In which Kitty has had enough of this shit: http://t.co/IRf9cTHE #

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• I'm at Capitol Kia Motors (13573 N Hwy 183, Austin) http://t.co/psDNd5Q #
• Horn rimmed glasses on, retainers in, pore cleansing mask smeared. Just need pink hair rollers to complete this sexy bedtime ensemble. #
• Huh. So not only did TS Lee screw us out of rain but it also created high winds which set central Texas on fire. Fucking great. #
• I'm at Brick House Tavern + Tap (11680 Research Blvd, Ste A, Austin) http://t.co/qYIqqlg #
• Leander: Moonglow and Honeysuckle Way are being evacuated. #centraltxfires #
• RT @pakazmir Heard that fire in Leander has flared back up, another house on fire close to Bagdad Road, Mason Creek is being re-evacuated. #
• When Pokemon have to get second jobs…http://t.co/iKeLQpQ #
• I'm at Big Daddy's Burgers & Bar (9070 Research Blvd, Burnet Rd, Austin) http://t.co/8nVriVF #
• Hah! Peyton Manning is my BACKUP QB. wow. #ff #
• Dead battery adventure time! (@ AutoZone #3104 http://t.co/WgDCs40 #
• I'm at Kolache Factory (4101 W Parmer Ln, Between Amherst Dr & Ganymede Dr, Austin) http://t.co/QQlTRJs #
• Four teenagers may be responsible for fires in Leander. http://t.co/8GLzpvL @centexfires #
• I fail at hashtags #
• Four teenagers may be responsible for fires in Leander. tinyurl.com/3zacc6e #centexfires #
• I'm at Rudy's Country Store & Bar-B-Q (11570 Research Blvd, Duval Rd, Austin) http://t.co/JcqoDB4 #
• Quick! Do I drop Peyton and switch in Cam Newton??? #
• ARGH! Kerry Collins or Cam Newton to replace Manning in my fantasy league???? #
• WHY IS PEYTON ONA "CAN'T CUT LIST?!?!?" #
• RT @robey: i feel like this year's fibonacci conference will be as big as the last two combined! #mathjokes #
• Packers: if Darren Sproles gets the ball, what will he do? If you said "run that bitch" then you're right. Fucking. Stop. Him. #NFLKickoff #
• I really need to do more research for fantasy football. I seem to pick all old guys. #NFLKickoff #
• Holy shit,Randall Cobbs. #NFLKickoff #
• MATTHEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #
• Location: 360 and Plaza on the Lake (@ The Peached Tortilla w/ 2 others) http://t.co/KE4pysY #
• ICE BURN! "Saints fans are going to forget Reggie Bush as quickly as Kim Kardashian did. " #
• I'm at Original Pancake House (1700 W Parmer Ln, Metric Blvd, Austin) http://t.co/d4CP20U #
• I'm at Michaels (10900 Lakeline Mall Dr, Austin) http://t.co/b0XXJU0 #
• I'm at Wing Stop (1701 W. Parmer Ln., Metric Blvd., Austin) http://t.co/lFYhvrE #

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• I'm at Exxon Tiger Market (10800 Research Blvd, W Braker Ln, Austin) http://t.co/9mpwtrL #
• TRAIN! (@ Railroad Crossing On Duval) http://t.co/ux4BnZm #
• I'm at Brick House Tavern + Tap (11680 Research Blvd, Ste A, Austin) http://t.co/jDAZwEH #
• This…this is End Times hot. http://t.co/xabHfIu #
• I'm at Target (10107 Research Blvd, at Great Hills Trail, Austin) w/ 6 others http://t.co/21DZ8vt #
• I'm at University Medical Center Brackenridge (601 E 15th St, Austin) http://t.co/acFYVos #
• Oil change. Wheee! (@ Kwik Kar) http://t.co/OgAM7pE #
• I'm at H-E-B (12407 N Mopac Expy, at W Parmer Ln, Austin) http://t.co/lTOLN8m #
• I'm at Kolache Factory (4101 W Parmer Ln, Between Amherst Dr & Ganymede Dr, Austin) http://t.co/ElKmdo7 #
• RT @DudleyandBob: This will be the nastiest thing you will see all day. You're welcome. http://t.co/a76DPTg #
• It's 11:30am. It's 100 outside already. The AC in our area either hasn't recovered from the 112 weekend or they set it to something like 85. #
• This. Is. Bullshit. #
• I'm at Tuscany@360 Cafe & Market (3310 N Capitol of Texas Hwy, Austin) http://t.co/7x8MLE8 #
• I'm at Home Depot (10515 N Mopac Expwy, Braker Ln, Austin) http://t.co/ogOTUxN #
• Conan! (@ Alamo Drafthouse Cinema – Lake Creek w/ 2 others) http://t.co/BudOoZR #
• 22 ounces of organic hard cider. Tasty. http://t.co/B1RYnAL #
• Conan: not brilliant, much blood, much fighting, much Jason Momoa hot body. Yessssss. #
• I hate, I HATE! #
• Welp. RT @DaleDudley: And I'm out….“@CBSNews: Ron Paul: I don't accept the theory of evolution http://t.co/Xk7QVKJ” #
• La la la whatever. La la la it doesn't matter. #dudleyandbob #
• 1) why in the FUCK does Battleship have goddamn aliens in it? 2) Why in the FUCK does Battleship exist? #
• I think it's the other way around. RT @involver: 51% of Facebook fans are more likely to buy brands they 'like.' http://t.co/OfZaUiG #
• I'm at Freebirds World Burrito (1100 Center Ridge Dr, North IH-35, Austin) http://t.co/FTdgnyC #
• I'm at Taco Cabana (9605 Research Blvd, N Capital of Texas Hwy, Austin) http://t.co/FJnGkri #
• Government moves to block merger between AT&T and T-Mobile #fuckyouat amp;t #
• Oh, the big red letters stand for the Jell-O family… #oldtimeradio #
• Mmmm. Tapioca pudding. Gonna have to get me some of that. #
• I'm at H-E-B (12407 N Mopac Expy, at W Parmer Ln, Austin) http://t.co/v9vXgPY #
• I'm at Kolache Factory (4101 W Parmer Ln, Between Amherst Dr & Ganymede Dr, Austin) http://t.co/B7j8wVt #
• There should be a law: no usernames or passwords shall be written in a fucking sans serif font. #
• Nerdiest "Who's On First" skit ever. http://t.co/oHKWpPG #
• happy hour! (@ Berryhill Baja Grill & Cantina) http://t.co/ModWbyQ #
• Unfortunately shaped inflatable mic. #noshamesingalong http://t.co/cj6fEZ5 #
• No Shame singalong. #actionpack (@ Alamo Drafthouse Cinema – Lake Creek w/ 3 others) http://t.co/Rr134aK #
• Okay, N. Austin folks. You fuckers need to start going to @theactionpack singalongs at Lake Creek . No, I don't care if it's a school night. #
• Hrm, perhaps calling you guys "fuckers" was not the best approach. Point still stands. #
• Why…why did no one tell me that Alan Rickman looked so damn hot in Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves? #
• I'm at Jack in the Box (9825 Burnet Rd, at Rutland Dr., Austin) http://t.co/dcXwujA #
• QA: We *WILL* Find A Way. #
• Yay! RT @statesman: Austin-based parody site @lamebook stays alive after settling Facebook lawsuit. http://t.co/2uxapE5 #
• I'm at Black Sheep Lodge (2108 S Lamar Blvd, Kinney Ave, Austin) http://t.co/GyyNrf7 #
• I'm at Delish Bakery (209 W 3rd St, at Colorado St, Austin) http://t.co/nMwFcsB #
• I'm at Underbudget Kitchens http://t.co/jyLr89n #
• After 1.75 hours configuring my hopefully new kitchen, I hunger. (@ Big Daddy's Burgers & Bar) http://t.co/QBtDSw8 #

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• Cowboys breaking my heart two goddamn weeks into the preseason. Ugh. #
• Glad they're just my backup team. Go Steelers. #
• Casual boob and penis cake trailer park wedding. Whut. #BigEasyBrides #
• What the fuck? No helmet, dead ball? Fuck you, NFL. #
• Tanner was fucking robbed. #cowboys #
• I'm at Costco Gas (10401 N. Research Blvd., Austin) http://t.co/uM2zVNe #
• Prescription pickup (@ Austin Regional Clinic Quarry Lake) http://t.co/xWkioKa #
• Eye scraping part deux. (@ Texan Eye Care) http://t.co/NDNbHRw #
• I just unlocked the "Baker's Dozen" badge on @foursquare! http://t.co/RFA4tY7 #
• I'm at Panera Bread (9901 North Capital of Texas Hwy, btw Stonelake and Research, Austin) w/ 2 others http://t.co/fS1dyYy #
• You are not allowed to call your room a cave when it has no less than 4 lights on, LEDs in your computer case, and network lights a blinkin #
• Check up #1 (@ Texan Eye Care) http://t.co/EYfh7cB #
• I'm at H-E-B (12407 N Mopac Expy, at W Parmer Ln, Austin) http://t.co/TNs0xgC #
• I'm at Sea Dragon (8776 Research Blvd B, Austin) http://t.co/PZJwC1T #
• IE 9 I WILL FUCKING END YOUUUUUUUUUU! #
• I'm at H-E-B (500 Canyon Ridge Dr W, at Interstate Hwy 35, Austin) http://t.co/HVI6f2D #
• 360 is the worst fake highway ever. #
• Austin has had 70 days of 100+ degree weather this year. Last time this happened? 1925. I'm ready to punch a baby for a shaved ice. #
• My bad. Austin has *never* had more than 69 100+ degree days in a year. Today was the record breaker. Still. Want a shaved ice. #
• Is it a bad thing that I view Perry's run for President as Texas's cry for help to the rest of the country? #
• Did my connection to the corp network suddenly turn to dialup? It's taking MINUTES to download a 27.5 MB file. MB. not GB. WTF? #
• I'm at Costco (10401 N. Research Blvd., At Braker, Austin) http://t.co/OzeFeXp #
• Really, Mother Nature? 109 this weekend? FUUUUUCK. http://t.co/ApzxoPR #
• This day is made of suck. I now have a headache somewhere in the middle of the right half of my brain. #
• Everything I'm working on today seems dog dick slow. #
• And why "dog dick slow"? I don't even know where I got that from or why dog's dicks are considered slow. #annoyedQA #
• Brush fire in Pflugerville spreads to cabinet store. Cabinet store has propane tanks. Eek! #
• I'm at H-E-B (12407 N Mopac Expy, at W Parmer Ln, Austin) http://t.co/iRNhgYc #
• Whut. http://t.co/NO9tW7X (thanks @pakazmir) #
• Burger tour! (@ Big Daddy's Burgers & Bar) http://t.co/U1KAEKb #
• Post surgery checkup #2 (@ Texan Eye Care) http://t.co/pR6gMza #
• I'm at McDonald's (12443 Metric Blvd, W Parmer Ln, Austin) http://t.co/BzuFDVI #
• Somebody else needs new tires this year. (@ Costco Tire Center) http://t.co/tUQJEQt #

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• I'm at Sprouts (10225 Research Blvd. Suite 1000, Great Hills Trail, Austin) http://t.co/DK8H83k #
• I'm at GameStop (10000 Research Blvd, Austin) http://t.co/xynfvtl #
• I'm at Barnes & Noble Booksellers (10000 Research Blvd Ste 158, near Arboretum Blvd, Austin) http://t.co/F3zIOy2 #
• I'm at Marie Callender's (9503 Research Blvd #400 Austin) http://t.co/cFt5W4k #
• And so it begins: "Rick Perry's Texas jobs boom: The whole story" http://t.co/Iw9oN1g #
• RT @johnnie_cakes: I'm kind of getting a kick out of watching the rest of you discover what a douche Rick Perry is. #
• Amen! "Dear NFL,Fuck that 35 yard line bullshit. Touchbacks are fucking boring." #nfl #
• Picked up my Club Nintendo reward. (@ USPS Post Office) http://t.co/1qvPrWu #
• I'm at Rudy's Country Store & Bar-B-Q (11570 Research Blvd, Duval Rd, Austin) http://t.co/oZVLGRM #
• I'm at Kolache Factory (4101 W Parmer Ln, Between Amherst Dr & Ganymede Dr, Austin) http://t.co/ADtfBYk #
• What being 2 years old looks like: http://t.co/WRJmtPo #
• RT @DCdebbie: GOP gives Pres Obama crap for not turning the country around in 2 years, why couldn't Perry fi… (cont) http://t.co/BzQIWYc #
• BOC! Bog of Crap. GO NOW! #
• I'm at Fry's Electronics (12707 N. Mopac Expy., Parmer Ln., Austin) http://t.co/cjDXQWp #
• I'm at Taco Cabana (12525 N Mopac Expy, W Parmer Ln, Austin) http://t.co/9IB4Zul #
• Cat bowl! http://t.co/nOoYMka #
• I'm at Tuscany@360 Cafe & Market (3310 N Capitol of Texas Hwy, Austin) http://t.co/vYVzLxI #
• I'm at H-E-B | Westlake Market (701 S. Capital of Texas Hwy Suite C-300, Bee Caves, Austin) http://t.co/sgDI7dZ #
• I apparently work with children who can't be bothered to clean up the mess they made in the only fucking microwave we have. Assholes. #
• There's a fucking sink with soap and a sponge and hot water less than 4 feet from your mess. #
• How did you manage to get a paper towel stuck like a sticker to the glass turntable thingy? You know what? I hate you. #
• I'm at Taco Cabana (9605 Research Blvd, N Capital of Texas Hwy, Austin) http://t.co/fojXa6R #
• I'm at Berryhill Baja Grill & Cantina (3600 N Capital of Texas Hwy, In Davenport Village, Austin) http://t.co/l5pNPqx #
• Installer for product W got so bloated that I cannot install it on a machine with 1.25GB free. Really. #
• On the flip side of that, whoever made this VM should have given it more than a 20GB harddrive. @badQAday #
• Dammit. should have been a hashtag. #badQAday #
• I'm at H-E-B (500 Canyon Ridge Dr W, at Interstate Hwy 35, Austin) http://t.co/zh1Qa6V #
• I'm at Conans Pizza North (2438 W Anderson Ln, at Burnet Rd, Austin) http://t.co/nY6NZKP #

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• I'm at Lane Bryant – Round Rock Outlet (4401 N I-35, Round Rock) http://4sq.com/rexMFz #
• I'm at Round Rock Outlets Food Court (Interstate 35 Frontage Rd, Round Rock) http://4sq.com/nrHGwF #
• I'm at Starbucks (Round Rock) http://4sq.com/nABUGl #
• I'm at Jack in the Box (9911 Burnet Rd., at Rutland Dr., Austiin) http://4sq.com/pblhMu #
• Oh work laptop, why are you trying your damndest to give me heart failure? You're giving me agita ovah here! #
• Oh snap! RT @JimNorton: I hope it's just a coincidence that America has a black president and bad credit rating at the same time. #
• I'm at H-E-B | Westlake Market (701 S. Capital of Texas Hwy Suite C-300, Bee Caves, Austin) w/ 2 others http://4sq.com/poFAfe #
• Texas Gov. Rick Perry to announce Saturday what the rest of the country has known forever. (psst, he's running for Pres.) #
• Free Advice Monday: You cannot reason with crazy. #freeadvicemonday #
• Hrm, that's a good question. Will this stop Perry from being a legal presidential candidate? http://tinyurl.com/3g8ovs7 #
• I'm at Kolache Factory (4101 W Parmer Ln, Between Amherst Dr & Ganymede Dr, Austin) http://4sq.com/pGDUFM #
• Fuck you, Syfy: http://tinyurl.com/442uqrg #
• I'm at Costco Gas (10401 N. Research Blvd., Austin) http://4sq.com/pBEOLb #
• Surprisingly tasty: savory oatmeal. A little salt and a fried egg on top. Or with a nice sharp cheddar. #
• Surprisingly nasty: coconut water. #
• I'm at Archie Imperial D.D.S. (5124 Balcones Woods Dr, Austin) http://4sq.com/rgWYTV #
• I'm at McDonald's (12433 Metric Blvd, W Parmer Ln, Austin) http://4sq.com/qX8rgn #
• Oh god, there's football tonight! I never thought this day would come. *sniff* #nfl #
• Happy hour! (@ Melting Pot) http://4sq.com/oYpg1M #
• Burger tour! (@ The Frisco) http://t.co/IdGYYdn #
• http://t.co/DwJhQYs "AT&T is willing to pay a huge premium simply to reduce competition and keep T-Mobile out of Sprint's hands." #
• Full article: http://t.co/4Z5EanQ #
• I'm at Church's Chicken (Metric Blvd., Austin) http://t.co/WrvoVfy #
• I'm at Original Pancake House (1700 W Parmer Ln, Metric Blvd, Austin) http://t.co/38VJPgo #
• I'm at Underbudget Kitchens http://t.co/UofiTx0 #
• I'm at H-E-B (500 Canyon Ridge Dr W, at Interstate Hwy 35, Austin) w/ 2 others http://t.co/nuYhOuq #
• None of the local Austin channels are showing Colt and the Browns. NFLN thinks they are. Result: I get no Browns-Packers game. #nflnfail #
• I'm at Costco (10401 N. Research Blvd., At Braker, Austin) http://t.co/nm2zCtW #

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