Category: twitter


Twitter Updates for 2009-08-01

  • RT @thinkgeek: Good news, everyone: FOX won’t make Futurama suck! The original cast has signed for another 26 eps. http://cli.gs/EJjq0B #

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Twitter Updates for 2009-07-31

  • Well…shit. It WAS raining. Now there’s blue sky. Oh well. I think it finally rained a good amount at my house. Yay! #
  • dear @swearingcatcher: Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits #
  • RT @digitaldiatribe: Sounds like fun! http://bit.ly/SvdM1 #
  • Jesus Christ! Can we shut Joe Jackson the FUCK up, please? Goddamn! http://tinyurl.com/l7pexz #
  • Today is “urban music” day for me. In other words: Eminem, 2 Live Crew, and the one Snoop Dogg cd I own. #
  • Is it sad that my painfully white friend has a way more extensive “urban” collection than I do? I fail at being black. 😉 #
  • Fuck you, Kanye. Just fuck right off. http://bit.ly/S0VWy #
  • Awww. turns out the article is fake. 🙁 But Kanye is still a douche. #

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Twitter Updates for 2009-07-29

  • RT @rezin8: Apple Is Growing Rotten To The Core: Official Google Voice App Blocked From App Store http://ff.im/5O9ZJ #
  • It’s hard out there for a 5 year old felon. RT @ninacox: this is the cutest goddamn thing i’ve ever seen in my life http://bit.ly/2UqQIf #
  • RT @kmithani: IBM is afraid of Microsoft who is afraid of Google who is afraid of Facebook who is afraid of Twitter who is afraid of whales #
  • And I’m afraid of something grabbing my leg in the dark. #
  • Thank the football gods. RT @nfl: Breaking news: Favre staying retired. #

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Twitter Updates for 2009-07-28

  • RT @jakemarsh: RT @command_tab: Clever http://bit.ly/3sQkDA #
  • NO FUCKING WAY! Michael Vick was REINSTATED by the NFL.Come on Cowboys! Might as well pick up this guy too. You are currently drama-less. #
  • RT @kmithani: Wow! RT @BreakingNews Disturbing details revealed about Texas baby murder: http://news.bnonews.com/k3f4 #

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Twitter Updates for 2009-07-26

  • 30 minutes away from my first kickball game. #
  • We got spanked. Other team had 5+ yrs playing. Us, not so much. 17 to 1. I should have bunted. Hot, tired, achy; but had fun. #

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Twitter Updates for 2009-07-25

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Twitter Updates for 2009-07-24

  • Harry Potter and the Hlf-Blood Prince: Fail. 🙁 How do you not have copious amounts of magic…in a movie about people who can DO magic? #
  • http://twitpic.com/bdhb5 – To go with the Cowboys brand charcoal and barbeque sauce. #

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Twitter Updates for 2009-07-23

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Twitter Updates for 2009-07-22

  • Damage reports coming in: both shins, right quadricep, and neck. I feel so incredibly old #
  • If you’re sprinting and feel a *pop* or *snap* in your thigh, that’s…bad, right? #
  • GODDAMMIT BEN! This better not be true! http://bit.ly/f1KMg #

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Twitter Updates for 2009-07-21

  • Getting forced to “upgrade” to Office 2007 and Office Communicator. Fuck. #
  • RT @qikipedia: RT @weirdimals The rarely photographed piglet squid ‘smiles’ for the camera http://bit.ly/3wXC9Y #
  • Fuck Central Texas toll roads with their lack of signage causing me to pay $0.75 to get to Dick’s Sporting Goods. #
  • And fuck Dick’s Sporting Goods for having shitty staff, shitty locations, and higher prices than Academy. #academy4lyfe #
  • http://twitpic.com/b0l3d – This is for two classes. TWO. TWO!!! #
  • Why? WHy do people call in the 5 minutes I’m in the bathroom with no phones? #
  • http://twitpic.com/b2n80 – I like kickball. It does not like me. I am old. #

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