Incoherent Mutterings

• ‘Twilight’ tickets selling out 2 months early’. a) why is this news and b) Why? #
• “Do you remember the 21st night of September?” http://tinyurl.com/2y42uz #ewf #
• Should I worry that my “healthy” applesauce blend doesn’t expire until April 2011? #

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• Damn you, Jeff Reed! #

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• Why do I keep getting suckered in by Breakfast Hot Pockets? Ugh. #
• RT @syfy : In honor of the Eureka finale tonight at 9pm, I’m giving away Eureka T-shirts to 3 random people who RT this note by 10pm PT. #
• er, RT @Syfy: In honor of the Eureka finale tonight at 9pm, I’m giving away Eureka T-shirts to 3 random people who RT this note by 10pm PT. #
• Fruit Gushers. http://bit.ly/3lQswI #

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• I shoulda dropped this class. #
• o fuck this class #
• Fucking sit. it’s a one hour, 20 minute class. You’ve derailed 5 TIMES NOW. FUCK! #
• Shit. #
• HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW WHAT YOUR OWN FUCKING LECTURE NOTES SAY? #

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• “Why did you kill that troll? Because he was there, and I wanted his stuff. The end.” Ah, that speaks to my soul… #
• I had a dream I had a fever of 130+, woke feeling hot but cold to the touch, now I have chills. Is this what pig avian SARS feels like? #
• Now I get to sit in a meeting for an hour. #mightbesickanddyingohgodsotired #
• Kevin? Who the fuck is kevin? #
• RT @jakemarsh: Did I just find the best picture of our president that has ever existed? Yes. I think I did. IMAGE LINK: http://bit.ly/drU3G #

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• Dear AT&T, I AM TRYING TO PAY YOU! What the FUCK is WRONG with your LOGIN PAGES?!?!? #
• Oh fuck you, AT&T website assholes. I WILL END YOU! #
• Jesus Christ. The defect tracking system is not a place for “me too!” reports! Fucking shit, have you never filed a fucking defect before? #
• RT @digital_idiot: Yo Twitter, I am happy for you and imma let you finish, but http://is.gd/3iV7n is the best collection of Kanye image … #
• Sorry, Chik-Fil-A. All I can stomach from your stores is the addictive-like-crack lemonade. #
• RT @Jay_Glazer: i am reporting the eagles have elevated michael vick to the active roster and to create roster spot, waived hank baskett #
• RT @shitmydadsays: “Don’t listen to the pussy side of you when you make a decision. People gravitate towards being a pussy. Remove the p … #
• RT @statesman: Shuttles to and from DKR stadium for Longhorns games canceled for the rest of the season. http://bit.ly/bxTVB #UT #Hookem #

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• What. The hell. Is wrong. With Kanye West? #
• http://twitpic.com/hpx2q – My IT ticket said “activate the 2nd jack in my cube.” I got sent this in the meantime. #
• Oh this gets better. The switch arrived with no AC adapter. and the packing slip is 15 kinds of wrong. #
• RT @shitmydadsays: “Happy birthday, I didn’t get you a present…Oh, mom got you one? Well, that’s from me then too, unless it’s shitty.” #
• RT @CrankyAmy: Went to the drug store & asked “What’s the biggest douche you have?” They showed me a door poster of Kanye West. #
• http://twitpic.com/hqdwv – This is a “Flavor Grenade” plucot. Really. #
• Harumph. More like a flavor firecracker. A weak one. #
• What in the blue fuck is a “screen saver programmer”? #
• Oh joy of joys! It’s 4pm! I get to leave in an hour!! #
• RT @Austin360 A local sportscaster was reportedly booted after an athlete’s bare butt briefly made it on the air: http://bit.ly/yN68f #
• RT @ninacox: aaaa noooooooo RT: @Reiley: You know those strange sounds you hear at night? http://bit.ly/1FxbCc #

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• Re:favre. Preach on,Terry. I’m sick of Brett too. #
• Why does the fox sports team need an animated mini series? Okay the off season stuff is funny. #
• Donovan McNabb hurt his back going in for a touchdown. Looked really painful. #
• Goddamit, cowboys! You lost a fucking interception because you like racking up penalties! FUCK! #
• Bengals, are you really about to lose to the Lions? A shut out? Come on… #
• Hahahah, I’m stupid. Denver. The bengals are about to lose to Denver. Stupid 3 letter abbrieviations. #

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• Holy hell, we begged for rain all summer, now I want it to stop. Rain delayed last week’s game, cancelled practice, and killed todays’s game #

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• Polamalu out 3-6weeks with MCL sprain. MADDEN CURSE!!!! Hey, Fitzgerald, you were on that cover too….. #
• #followfriday @shitmydadsays @HeatherAckmann @jakemarsh Am I doing this right? Eh. #
• Well crap. Me too. RT @davidgerzof: It’s official I’m old: RT @moorehn: Pandora now lists U2 under “classic rock.” #

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