Category: twitter


Twitter Updates for 2009-10-06

  • San Marcos folks, rejoice! RT @statesman: Alamo Drafthouse franchise is expanding, and coming to San Marcos http://bit.ly/vhPon #
  • "How do you fucking go from 28-0 to 35-28?" How, indeed, Steelers. How indeed. In other words: WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT LAST NIGHT? #
  • And, fucking shit, don't even get me started on the Cowboys. I'm pretending I didn't waste my time on that fucking travesty. #goddamncowboys #
  • And why..WHY would you ICE YOUR OWN MOTHERFUCKING KICKER?!?!? #steelersheartattack #
  • BULLSHIT! Bullshit pass interference call! Two nights straight of bullshit calls. #
  • Dear Packers, wake the fuck up! Nail Favre. Hard. Make him cry. #
  • Don't go for the FG! Go whole hog! #
  • He fucking dropped it?!?!? AAARRRGGGHHHH #
  • That's it, keep throwing to ADP. And packers will keep shutting him down. #
  • Aaron Rodgers has been sacked 19 times in 4 games. Dear god! That boy won't live to see week 16. #
  • Can we start a petition to get MNF off of ESPN? #
  • RT @ninacox: i am offering commissions! please retweet this, guys… i am really broke and in desperate need of money… http://tinyurl. … #
  • Oh, Aaron Rodgers came into this game with 12 previous sacks. He now has 20. 8 for TONIGHT. Most in MNF. #

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Twitter Updates for 2009-10-05

  • RT @dallasprosports: Eli Manning Signed His Work In Dallas [Nfl] http://bit.ly/3F2kwk #
  • Huh. Maybe Tom Brady just had to pee or something. #bradywatch #
  • RT @OrinocoPat Overheard at ACL: this is nuthin' man. If you want REAL misery, you shoulda been at Woodstock. THAT was real suffering. #
  • Hrm. Not sure I like this redzone channel. Glad it's a free-view. Don't think I'd pay $5.99/mo. #
  • Jesus, do the bears suck that bad that the Lions are a threat?? Like I said last week, go Lions. #
  • Tampa Bay: what in the FUCK are you doing???? #
  • BLOCKED BENGALS EXTRA POINT! Goddammit! #
  • For the love of god, KEYE, SWITCH TO THE BENGALS BROWNS GAME! #
  • Dammit, Ravens! #
  • I cannot stand the pre/post game CBS guys. Ugh. #
  • What the fuck was with that camera angle! I thought he missed. It was good though. Go Bengals. Now to watch the cowboys. #

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Twitter Updates for 2009-10-02

  • listening to @stephenfry read the Harry Potter series. If movies 7&8 leave out as much plot as 6 did, I might just have to cry. #
  • RT @nerdyface: On the phone with Microsoft server support. They asked if I tried Mozilla firefox to fix my issue. #

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Twitter Updates for 2009-10-01

  • http://twitpic.com/jpxxg – Got this as change this morning! #
  • RT @digital_idiot: http://is.gd/3OVSQ LOL #
  • Is "componentize" a word? I think not. #
  • "How do we online a second team?" What?? #
  • "Information radiators". Why won't this meeting end? #
  • My coworker just asked if the guy on my shirt was from a kids show: http://tinyurl.com/ktvq2h #
  • From da forums: "Now taking bets on whether Obama signs a healthcare reform bill into law before Crabtree signs with an NFL team." #goons #
  • RT @statesman: RT @360acl: Shut-ins rejoice … Hulu will be streaming this year's Austin City Limits Music Festival: http://bit.ly/ZTO6K #
  • NFL Fine Watch 2009: Cowboys Flozell Adams – $7.5k tripping. Apparently this is the THIRD TIME THIS SEASON. The season is 3 weeks old. #
  • You ever kinda "wake up" (not sleeping) in class and realize you have no fucking clue what the prof is saying? #readthebook #
  • Did you seriously just call me during class to ask if you should eat without me? Seriously? Gonna rub a cat in your face for that. #

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Twitter Updates for 2009-09-29

  • Man, fuck fantasy football. This was the shittiest week EVAR. Okay, I also suck at making picks, but STILL… *pout* #
  • Dear Texas, Why do we have streets designated as “loops” when they DON’T FUCKING LOOP? http://tinyurl.com/yb8flnh #
  • Someone please explain the “scam” or whatever where people (russian usually) leave nonsensical comments to blog (urgh) posts? #
  • http://twitpic.com/ji3t1 – Should I eat these? I probably shouldn’t eat these. No, I’ll have ramen instead. #
  • Tokyo Zombie: http://tinyurl.com/yaj8t5o I have no words for what I thought of this movie. Want a great zombie flick? This ain’t it. #
  • No food item that costs 89 cents should have something called a “premium spice packet”. #
  • Cowboys Stadium Features Cage Dancers, Lacks End Zone Stripper Poles. http://tinyurl.com/y9ve2u9 #
  • And this, children, is what is known as a $10,000 bullshit fine: http://tinyurl.com/ycn9rcc #

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Twitter Updates for 2009-09-28

  • Holy shit, I think I just watched the redskins coach get fired. How do you lose to the Lions? Welp, go Lions! #

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Twitter Updates for 2009-09-26

  • RT @statesman: Prediction by @jkelso: Cap Metro will open rail line when Leslie decides to put on pants http://bit.ly/17L0WY #
  • Why did I pick that EXACT MOMENT to go pee??? stupid BOC! #

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Twitter Updates for 2009-09-25

  • #inmyday I could format and reinstall my machine from scratch in less than an hour. #
  • #inmyday Yahoo still lived at akebono.stanford.edu #
  • It’s not even 9:45. I feel like I’ve been here for HOURS! #
  • Woot is broken! Nooooo! Not during a woot-off!! #wootfail #
  • Damn you, rain! Fucking up my practices! #
  • RT @shitmydadsays: “I’m sitting in one of those TGI Friday’s places, and everyone looks like they want to shove a shotgun in their mouth.” #

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Twitter Updates for 2009-09-24

  • woot off? Woot Off? WOOT OFF!!!!!!! #
  • Never, never, never, look at the “nutritional facts” on the back of a pack of Zingers. Don’t even glance at it. #
  • http://twitpic.com/ivo05 – I just know it’s gonna be like 90 by the weekend. *sigh* #

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Twitter Updates for 2009-09-23

  • It appears that I did not complete my homework last week. Whoops. #

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