- RT @statesman: 25 years ago today, the Berlin Wall fell. The @NYTimes built a great before-and-after interactive: http://bit.ly/3wcHNO #
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- For the love of GOD, if there's a damn README…Fucking read it! *sigh* #
- I think my new "what did you just say" what will be in French. INot just "Quoi?" but an @eddieizzard "Quoi". #
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- RT @wagedomain: "Microsoft – Like you really have a choice." #badslogans #
- You can get a KINDERGARTEN class ring?? http://tinyurl.com/yjkqsrr #
- "Home School Class Rings". Oh my hell. http://tinyurl.com/yjekvvw #
- RT @kdhnews Sgt. Maj. Jamie Posten just asked a sergeant to escort 3 'Hooters Girls' from media area – says were commercializing incident. #
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- Carly Fiorina is running for U.S. Senate. hooooly fucking shit. http://tinyurl.com/ykmv82w #
- Carly is responsible for HP buying Compaq. And HP stock price dropping to $11. Fuck her and her 5 jets but no raises. #
- If you're going to lauh like a goddamn hyena, at least do the rest of us a courtesy and shut your fucking door. #
- See! I'm so disturbed and bothered I can't even spell simple words like "laugh" #
- RT @HeatherAckmann: "T-Mobile Says Software Error Cause Service Outage": http://bit.ly/2TBznG #
- RT @austinmills: The Wu-Note Project: Wu-Tang album covers from the jazz era: http://bit.ly/Qof5g #
- A salad is like a promissory note for food. Not this salad. #
- This salad is like an I.O.U. from that uncle who always borrows money and says he'll pay you back, but he never does. He never does. #
- RT @MrsStephenFry: Remember, remember, the fifth Jackson member . . . #
- 53 pounds of canning jars on their way to mu house…53. 2 boxes. Oh lord what have I gotten myself into? #
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- RT @jcfwb: It turns out that "What's up?" is an inappropriate greeting in the men's room. #thingswomenneverknew #
- Austinites: why is 360 northbound backed up? #
- Nevermind. Just saw the accident. Hope no one was seriously hurt. #
- Project due 12/10: assigned an hour ago. Hmwk due 11/18: assigned an hour ago. Hmwk due 11/10: assigned yesterday. Long weekend. #
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- If you ask me a question, shut the fuck up and let me answer it. #
- "Stop, don't touch me there! You know this is my no-no square," http://tinyurl.com/ns5nul #
- Someone just asked me if I knew what being goatse'd was. *sigh* yeah, almost ten years ago…. #
- A SPACE. A GODDAMN SHITLICKING BED PISSING SPACE BROKE MY GODDAMN TESTS! #
- http://twitpic.com/o673d – Don't forget, dag nabbit! #
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- I think my liver hurts. I'm not too sure. Or I pulled a muscle. I'm betting liver, though. I did some drinkin'… #
- RT @statesman: Sprint is bringing its 4G cell network to Austin. Apparently, it will be able to stream HDTV http://bit.ly/3QraAP #
- What? RT @qikipedia: Barack Obama is related to every US president in history except for Martin Van Buren. http://tinyurl.com/qi0192 #
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- Dear dicks who stole my zombie coming out of the ground statue thing: feel free to die in a goddamn fire. And thanks for leaving the arm. #
- Just took a survey about new Disney Princess movie, had to restrain myself from using mass quantities of profanity. #
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- http://twitpic.com/niepo – Ain't halloween grand? #
- RT @dooce: If you read one thing today, let it be this, trust me: http://bit.ly/1Ejtds (thanks, Kate!) #
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- RT @google: It was 40 yrs ago today: ARPANET transmitted first message between computers. @forbes_magazine quiz: http://bit.ly/4A0jCe #
- At some point yesterday I swallowed a bear. An angry, growling, whining, loud-at-inapproriate-times bear. #pardonmystomach #
- CS graduate school students: the only people I've ever seen who can't fucking use Google. My mom can google for shit, why can't you? #
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