Incoherent Mutterings

• Awesome! I rediscovered about $700 in a savings account! I can use it for a big present for my mom! #
• Well, hell! I just remembered, Texas State University wants $800 by Friday or they'll break my legs. #
• Goons teach me new things almost everyday on the forums. Today? "Fuckwail". #
• Oh god the end of the semester is so frigging close I can almost *taste* it! #
• RT @shitmydadsays: "I just want silence. Jesus, it doesn't mean I don't like you. It just means right now, I like silence more." #
• Oh. Fuck. All the history of Automata slides that I (and the rest of the class) ignored…Will be on the test! #

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• RT @qikipedia: The German word kummerspeck, literally 'grief *bacon*', means an excessive gain in weight prompted by emotional problems. #
• The hell? My amazon package went from AZ->NM->KY->san antonio, TX->Austin, TX. I wonder why the stop in Kentucky. #
• I learned something today! "Subaru is the Japanese word for the Pleiades star group" #tmyk #
• HOLY FUCKING SHIT STOP USING YOUR GODDAMN SPEAKER PHONE WITH THE COCKSUCKING DOOR OPEN! #
• God bless Mr. B at Christmastime, And baby Jesus too, If we were little pigs we'd sing: "Piggy-wiggy-wiggy-wiggy-woo" #fracturedcarols #
• Yes, I'm starting my Christmas show/music listening a little early. #
• Why are you telling us NOW, on the last day of class, that the Monday final exam is in another fucking city? Godsfuckingdammit. #
• No other professor so far has had a problem giving a final to a split class. Why you gotta be so difficult? #
• he claims the lowest score on hmwk 1 was an 80-something. Good news for me! Unless he forgot about that lone 20 or something. #

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• Taco Deli, your Donna sauce burns me so, but it is so goddamn tasty. #tacodeli #
• Oh what the fuck! RT @jakemarsh: Comcast is evil. This is bad. Real bad. http://bit.ly/8On48V #

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• http://twitpic.com/rl3yj – Cobweb decoration over the christmas tree. Oh Sonic, you're so crazy. #

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• Anyone wanna have a quick whip 'round to buy 10% of the Raiders? Can't be all that much money. #
• I just generated my #TweetCloud out of a year of my tweets. Top three words: fuck, fucking, shit – http://w33.us/1wu1 #
• Oh wow. I have such a potty mouth. #
• Colts: What in the Everlovin' CRAP are you DOING?!? #nfl #

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• Jc penny is surprisingly not full of screaming women looking to get cheap boots. #ATXfriday #
• http://twitpic.com/r6uo2 – I have made a horrible horrible mistake. #ATXFriday #
• Successful Target trip. Got $10 gift card for spending $100, coupon for $5 off, lots of toys. #ATXFriday #
• Best Buy a bust. Off to Fry's to see the aftermath. #ATXFriday #
• I have hit my "everyone needs to go the fuck away" point. Time to go home. #ATXFriday #

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• http://twitpic.com/r16ed – Brined, injected, and smoked. And my mom in her OU shirt. Suck it, UT. #
• The Who is playing halftime at the superbowl!!!!!!!! FUCK YES!!!!! #

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• RT @nerdyface: RT @rsears: PALIN 2012, FUCK YEAH!— only if that is the year she does playboy. #
• I spent months working on getting a test automated. MONTHS. For something that runs in less than 10 minutes. #qawoes #
• Oh lordy, lordy I left all of my mobile communication devices at home! AHHHHHHHHH! #

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• RT @tremorx:The star-bellied sneetches were elitist snobs, and should have been wiped out by the plain-bellied long before McBean showed up. #
• You know, we could cover more material if you didn't stop every 15 minutes to say "I know we're going fast, we have to cover this." #

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• Black Friday Week deals starting NOW on amazon.com. #

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