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Twitter Updates for 2010-03-06

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Twitter Updates for 2010-03-04

  • Off to take a midterm for which I had about 2 total hours since the beginning of the semester to study for. W00t. #ohgodwhy #

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Twitter Updates for 2010-03-02

  • RT @alyankovic: Iā€™m mortified beyond words ā€“ a Weird Al sex tape has hit the Internet. http://bit.ly/c9Rbwj #
  • Because that is how God intended it to be! http://tinyurl.com/ycutjq8 #
  • Swanky recording pen ran out of ink halfway thru lecture,but hmwk due date extended. Balance? #

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Twitter Updates for 2010-03-01

  • Got called by a survey taker. It was computer automated. Does it register "no" for "hell fuck no"? I wonder…. #
  • Missing a close paren? Too lazyto figure it out? Just keep tacking them on to the end. It'll sort itself out #howtopissyourselfoff #
  • Passed by a classroom with shitty prof from last spring. Wanted to yell "run, guys, run!" To the poor bastards in his class. #

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Twitter Updates for 2010-02-28

  • Visio and I made an important step today. We can finally call each other friends. Not close, but we might email a couple of times. #
  • Never in my life have I ever seen so many people pissed off to receive a silver olympic medal. #
  • Goddamn, Crosby, I think I love you all over again. How much is your jersey? #

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Twitter Updates for 2010-02-27

  • Today is apparently 1 day after the warranty expired on all my office stuff. Today is Shit Be Broke Day. #
  • How to make a crappy day worse: realize you owe the school another 1/3rd of tuition by 5pm. fuckbells. #
  • Love the olympics, hate the fuck out of Costas and his "heart warming" stories. Ass. #

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Twitter Updates for 2010-02-27

  • Today is apparently 1 day after the warranty expired on all my office stuff. Today is Shit Be Broke Day. #
  • How to make a crappy day worse: realize you owe the school another 1/3rd of tuition by 5pm. fuckbells. #
  • Love the olympics, hate the fuck out of Costas and his "heart warming" stories. Ass. #

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Twitter Updates for 2010-02-25

  • Tried to go to Dot's for lunch. Wait time at the door: 30 minutes. Wait time for the end of the line (in the parking lot): fuggedaboutit. #
  • Dear Yahoo! Mail: STOP TRYING TO BE FACEBOOK. HANDLE MY MAIL AND SHUT THE FUCK UP. That is all. #

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Twitter Updates for 2010-02-25

  • I will be really fucking glad to get a GUI automated test suite that is fucking consistent. #
  • What do you mean you can't find the object? IT'S RIGHT THERE! You SAW IT just 30 MINUTES AGO! You fickle bastard! #
  • Oooh. About to learn how my benefits are gonna change. #
  • Oh good, there's still an FSA option. But the ins is Aetna. Thought I was through with those bastards. #
  • It's weird being in a room full of people who have never worked for a big company and don't know the big company ways. #
  • "If I put 15% in my 401k, what will company match?" The first 5% just like it says on the slide. Why is this hard? #

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Twitter Updates for 2010-02-23

  • Fuuuuuuuuck. RT @pakazmir: Dot's is closing. šŸ™ http://tinyurl.com/yea6hbq #
  • http://twitpic.com/14wtbb – Did…did I just wash my mug with a toilet brush? #
  • http://twitpic.com/14wzlm – It was 80 degrees Sunday. #
  • in two hours I've seen/been in: rain, snow "clumps", fine snow, rain-snow mix, and now medium snow. #
  • Dear RRHEC, you're in ROUND ROCK. It's gonna get worse by tonight. close the campus for us COMMUTING night class people, you jerks! #
  • http://twitpic.com/14xeoi – I made a slush man! #
  • Harumph. "Texas State, Round Rock is open and operating under normal conditions." #
  • Mna, I need a friend to throw their cat out in the snow for some austin weather comedy. #
  • the grumpier the cat, the better. #
  • I am the only QA person left in the office. #
  • NO CLASS TONIGHT!! WHOOHOO!!! #

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