Incoherent Mutterings

• "Your conference number is about to expire!" Oh…I had a conference number? #
• I'm at Panera Bread (Austin, TX) http://t.co/jFlsSjmN #
• I HATE SWEATING. Busting my ass outside doing something? Sure. Sweat away. Walking the short distance to my car? TOTAL ASS. #atxweather #
• This is what a $9.39 salad looks like. http://t.co/SGqIyyJs #
• Yay! Yay yay yay yay yay! (@ Alamo Drafthouse Cinema – Village for Marvel's The Avengers 3D w/ 7 others) http://t.co/A7hYUmX3 #
• I'm at Taco Cabana (Austin, TX) http://t.co/2Vix9Mjw #
• The Avengers movie was unrealistic? SAY IT AIN'T SO! http://t.co/YRkkGS7t #
• I'm at Schlotzsky's (Austin, TX) http://t.co/XcDylh3Y #
• No I didn;t help AT ALL with this long ass project. Nope. I didn't figure shit out and provide a starting point. No indeed! #
• Nor did I take time out to FIX ALL YOUR GODDAMN SPREADSHEETS! #
• And I most certain wasn't the one to upload all this shit because your machine was so fucked it errored out constantly. #
• I fucking love doing work and having other people get credit. Get fucked. #
• I'm at Church's Chicken (Austin, TX) http://t.co/jkycBk7n #
• Confetti cake blizzard!! (@ Dairy Queen) http://t.co/ASYBlRe3 #
• is finally playing Cities in Motion http://t.co/ciduWYxi #
• It's weird to suddenly not have an appetite for 2+ days right? #
• I'm at Hopdoddy Burger Bar (Austin, TX) w/ 4 others http://t.co/eE9LL2cO #
• Does it not occur to survey makers that just because I have a service doesn't mean I actually use it? #
• I'm at Buca di Beppo (Austin, TX) w/ 4 others http://t.co/11yFZ1eo #
• I'm at Alamo Drafthouse Cinema – Lake Creek for Marvel's The Avengers 3D (Austin, TX) w/ 3 others http://t.co/CwOl5caD #

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• Last performance of Hair. (@ PSH Studio Theatre) http://t.co/qR5MBXGo #
• I'm at Carino's Italian (Austin, TX) http://t.co/9dl22oxG #
• I'm at H-E-B (Austin, TX) w/ 3 others http://t.co/PqOvwgad #
• Bill Nye was booed in Waco, TX for pointing out elementary school science. http://t.co/iE2susGP #
• I dropped a stick of gum (still wrapped) on the floor. I just sat and stared at it for a full minute. I'm so tired. #
• is finally playing Cities in Motion http://t.co/ciduWYxi #
• I'm at Sonic Drive-In (Austin, TX) http://t.co/mo38ZI20 #
• Oh dear god. This woman a) has a 5 year old? and b) is not wearing blackface??? http://t.co/8ry0eYZb #
• I'm at Panera Bread (Austin, TX) http://t.co/EitlyDFE #
• HOOOOOLY Shit! RT @WootLive: RIP Junior Seau #
• I'm at Lane Bryant – Round Rock Outlet (Round Rock, TX) http://t.co/m0s9YVzZ #
• is finally playing Cities in Motion http://t.co/ciduWYxi #
• I'm at Kublai Khan (Austin, TX) http://t.co/fqceNbES #
• Symphony is balls. I had to save this doc as an Excel file so that I could read the goddamn thing. #
• I'm at Ryu of Japan (Austin, TX) http://t.co/W4sFfWeZ #
• Birthday dinner! (@ Melting Pot) http://t.co/qhgLUXY0 #
• I just unlocked the "16 Candles" badge on @foursquare! Hip hip hooray! http://t.co/u60TUAgi #
• I must have NASCAR crash ESP. #talladega #whyamiwatching? #
• I'm at Alamo Drafthouse Cinema – Lake Creek for Pirates! (Austin, TX) w/ 5 others http://t.co/5sbYGRLP #
• Why is this cat licking a magazine??? #catnip #

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• is finally playing Cities in Motion http://t.co/ciduWYxi #
• Goddamn, I love having 3 minute scrums! #
• Dear MTV, Hip Hop Squares? Really? You know what? Fuck you. You used to be cool. What happened, man? #
• Who goes to Shady Grove and has a salad?!?? #
• RT @Dezdimona16: @topenga you have never worn anything this cool since i've been alive! Fix this! http://t.co/LVLjtSLn #
• As a toddler I was apparently stylin' and profilin' with my afro and bellbottoms. Now it's jeans and Old Navy T-shirts. 🙁 #
• is finally playing Cities in Motion http://t.co/ciduWYxi #
• "It's official: Lohan to play Taylor" Welp. Fuck this earth. #
• Florida: You have the balls to do what Texas won't. Not in a good way. http://t.co/2eIGytJ9 #
• FOUR HOURS TO DOWNLOAD 3GB. ON THE CORPORATE NETWORK. FUCK! #
• I'm at Cat Mountain Grill (Austin, TX) http://t.co/s6WGQI32 #
• FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK! #
• Pay attention when you are uninstalling a bunch of software. FUCK! I needed those tools! #
• is finally playing Cities in Motion http://t.co/ciduWYxi #
• I'm at Red Lobster (Round Rock, TX) http://t.co/hQIzNUBc #
• I'm at Panera Bread (Austin, TX) w/ 3 others http://t.co/y73jRvur #
• Customers of Whole Foods at 183 &360 (Gateway): You are all cuntwaffles. Common decency, you fucks, get some. That is all. #
• So…you fail the entire install because you can't create a shortcut to online help? Are you fucking kidding me? #
• A crafty post: Sunday Eats http://t.co/HHXXh9Rf #
• I'm at Alamo Drafthouse Cinema – South Lamar for The Cat Returns (Neko no ongaeshi) (Austin, TX) w/ 3 others http://t.co/Q7OWX6ig #
• I'm at Valero http://t.co/YsM2q6hV #
• I'm at H-E-B (Austin, TX) http://t.co/VMNp6qmO #
• I believe I have made far too much oatmeal. 🙁 #
• Let's see how their Tom Kah tastes. (@ Bamboo Bistro) http://t.co/ivJTvqxj #
• WHY ARE ALL OF MY MACHINES FUCKING UP TODAY? #
• is finally playing Cities in Motion http://t.co/ciduWYxi #
• Who picks a tackle in the first round? #nfldraft #vikings #wtf #
• I'm at Gloria's Mexican Restaurant (Austin, TX) http://t.co/ATKNUGvC #
• Hey! It's Friday! This is apparently a thing. There are more of them. http://t.co/Nl2NdKws #badfanfic #
• I'm at Delish Bakery (Austin, TX) http://t.co/lNCrH1ff #
• I'm at Mimi's Cafe (Austin, TX) http://t.co/ZfgDuEjP #
• Oil change! Inspection! (@ Kwik Kar) http://t.co/ptGHpRde #
• I'm at Saltgrass Steak House (Austin, TX) http://t.co/Jc7s7dch #
• I'm at Home Depot (Austin, TX) http://t.co/ZnCeeOBY #
• I'm at Einstein Bros Bagels (Austin, TX) http://t.co/6XUexL4P #
• I'm at Speedy Stop (Austin, TX) http://t.co/82EHG9cn #

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• is finally playing Civilization V http://t.co/ciduWYxi #
• I'm at Alamo Drafthouse Cinema – Village for Juan of the Dead (Juan de los muertos) (Austin, TX) w/ 11 others http://t.co/0aAhMB6O #
• Stupid taxes wouldn't efile. Now I gotta remember how the US mail works…. (@ USPS Post Office) http://t.co/4Sd2vSOO #
• I just unlocked the “4sqDay 2012” badge on @foursquare! Cupcakes and crowns for all! http://t.co/6tOkEteV #
• I'm at Tacodeli (Austin, TX) http://t.co/ow8UzxQU #
• I'm at Gracy Food Mart (Austin, TX) http://t.co/wd4OMme1 #
• This has got to be the dumbest goddamn thing I've seen in a while: http://t.co/gi45iwti #
• Can't believe I'm going to say this, but I miss the overly verbose phone bills from AT&T. #
• Internet was out all day. TWC called and said it was fixed. They lied. Still have no internet. #
• I shouldn't have to yell obscenities at your automated phone thing to get to a fucking human. #
• Having your customer support person use a tone of disbelief when I say that his reboot solution didn't work does nothing but piss me off. #
• I'm at Tacodeli (Austin, TX) http://t.co/CogS7Cdm #
• Internet is out, my phone rebooted by itself, work laptop doing crazy shit. WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON????? #
• "Preparing desktop"?? What are you preparing it for? Space??? #
• Called in to meeting. Waited on hold for 6 minutes. No one joined. Am I taking crazy pills today? #
• I demand a redo of the last 24 hours. #
• I'm at Walgreens (Austin, TX) http://t.co/eGkaD7qz #
• So….there's still maintenance going on in my area. But TWCs phone system and CSRs don't know it. This is frustrating the tech and me. #
• Oooh. Now he's calling in backup. Is it his meter? Is it the cap? Stay tuned to find out! #
• is finally playing Cities in Motion http://t.co/ciduWYxi #
• Blargh! It's looking like a Taco Bell day. #
• .@FauxJohnMadden breaking news before CNN. Wow. #
• is finally playing Cities in Motion http://t.co/ciduWYxi #
• I'm at Indian Spicy Kitchen (Austin, TX) http://t.co/OC2thXo9 #
• Really, really, really, want a Nike+ Fuelband. I already have a Fitbit at almost half the price. #firstworldproblems #
• Dammit, UK! I thought you were cooler than this! *grump* http://t.co/97Lp003j #2012olympics #
• I'm at Dollar Tree (Austin, TX) http://t.co/8KCPjhmE #
• I'm at Conans Pizza North (Austin, TX) http://t.co/gMWBlpkF #
• I'm at Whole Foods Market (Austin, TX) w/ 6 others http://t.co/AgE13LqG #
• Fuck this stupid ass bitch. http://t.co/jR2aqx2I #
• Dear Laptop: You are docked. Use the goddamned ethernet port and not the shitty wireless on every reboot. #
• Had to reassure @aelerelean that the Wine and Cheese Fest at SPec's would be NOTHING like the hell that was the Austin Beer Fest. #
• I'm at Fry's Electronics (Austin, TX) w/ 3 others http://t.co/0Z605ASh #
• I'm at Original Pancake House (Austin, TX) w/ 5 others http://t.co/leG6iH3u #
• I thought we were done with this cpu specific memory crap! (@ Fry's Electronics) http://t.co/91jSMmKN #
• City wide garage sale (@ Lester E. Palmer Events Center) http://t.co/y07dsKUv #
• I'm at Dragon's Lair Comics (Austin, TX) http://t.co/0d7mWcIY #
• Wine and cheese fest! (@ Spec's w/ 9 others) http://t.co/mT5ByIua #
• I just unlocked the “Keep Austin Weird” badge on @foursquare! See ya on SoCo! http://t.co/jkoFeagD #
• I'm at Central Market (Austin, TX) w/ 2 others http://t.co/geEYlJiB #

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• Cleaning time in the penguin habitat! http://t.co/VCjkkBof #penguincam #
• Three different machine in front of me, each showing three different times. All connected to the same network. What. The. Hell. #
• I'm at Freebird's World Burrito (Austin, TX) w/ 4 others http://t.co/eNdUuP5C #
• Bull 1: Hey, is that a new cow? Bull2: I guess, I've never seen herbivore. #
• "If it doesn't rhyme, it's ass." http://t.co/oQv37Ec6 #
• Why yes I can just pull defect counts from last release out of my ass by tomorrow when you tell me at 4:07pm today! #dickmoveTuesday #
• I misread it. It's not defect counts on the past release. It's defect counts on the CURRENT release. That I haven't had a build to test. #
• I do nothing all day, why does my back hurt? 🙁 #
• I'm at Panera Bread (Austin, TX) http://t.co/OFAsrY2U #
• I'm @panerabread (9901 Capital of TX HWY / Gateway Ctr, Austin) http://t.co/X6fxz4J6 (+5pts) #
• "Bleach that motherfucker! Blaech it now!" http://t.co/gykWA8Ra #
• I'm at SouperSalad (Austin, TX) http://t.co/IdYC8jCc #
• Hey look at that! My workstation is failing the security tests. Again! Surprise surprise… #
• is finally playing Civilization V http://t.co/ciduWYxi #
• Grrr. You know the work network is jacked when CNN loads as a mostly-text 90's throwback page. yeesh. #
• Playing hooky! (@ Alamo Drafthouse Cinema – Village for The Cabin in the Woods) http://t.co/ZE9jN0ck #
• Cabin in the Woods was highly enjoyable. #
• You can pay with PayPal! At the register! When did that happen?? (@ Home Depot) http://t.co/SICGieMw #
• I'm at Carino's Italian Grill (Austin, TX) http://t.co/P7sujUA6 #
• I'm at Barton Creek Farmer's Market (Austin, TX) w/ 4 others http://t.co/ux9eP7cu #
• Cherry icebox cookies!!!! (@ Collin Street Bakery) http://t.co/lEfJWy0x #
• I'm at Fairfield Inn & Suites by Marriott (Fort Worth, TX) http://t.co/mjfa9YUd #
• I'm at In-N-Out Burger (Fort Worth, TX) http://t.co/yd7zZG5J #
• I'm at Rahr & Sons Brewing Co. (Fort Worth, TX) http://t.co/l8St0zet #
• Rahr & sons Amber Red, Belgian IPA, and Blonde. Fucking. Awesome. #rahrbreweryftworth #
• I'm at Crowne Plaza Hotel (Fort Worth, TX) http://t.co/z3mXILf3 #
• I'm at Fairfield Inn & Suites by Marriott (Fort Worth, TX) http://t.co/gXYxUSNT #
• Lookin at the rain… (@ Ol' South Pancake House w/ 2 others) http://t.co/kworQbBG #

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• I just found a chunk of meat in my vegetable soup! No wonder it's so tasty! #
• If you want me to judge a new look from a picture, don't use fucking Instagram with some hipster ass filter. #
• I'm at Panera Bread (Austin, TX) http://t.co/oIms3b1d #
• I just unlocked the Level 3 "Baker's Dozen" badge on @foursquare! Sweet! http://t.co/W3R0flBp #
• I'm @panerabread (9901 Capital of TX HWY / Gateway Ctr, Austin) http://t.co/sQaEQWlO (+5pts) #
• I'm at Potbelly Sandwich Shop (Austin, TX) http://t.co/ULjolukw #
• There are noises above my head in the ceiling…. #
• A ladder and person has mysteriously appeared in front of my door. Hope I don;t have to pee soon. #
• This almost makes me wish I watched The Voice: http://t.co/KLyLoqd7 #
• is finally playing Civilization V http://t.co/ciduWYxi #
• I unlocked 5 Steam achievements on Civilization V! http://t.co/XKr96sP2 #
• Installed ICS on my G2 yesterday. Woke this morning and I have no signal. Back to CM7 in less than 5 minutes. #lovemyandroid #
• Never let it be said the Austin City Council doesn't have at least a little sense of humor. Sculpture of Willie Nelson to be erected on 4/20 #
• I'm at How Do You Roll? (Austin, TX) w/ 3 others http://t.co/96mnjNG9 #
• is finally playing Civilization V http://t.co/ciduWYxi #
• I unlocked 8 Steam achievements on Civilization V! http://t.co/XKr96sP2 #
• I'm at Fry's Electronics (Austin, TX) http://t.co/VGgkS9de #
• If you've "finalized the installation" then why are you STILL installing crap? #WHSv1 #
• Top two things bare feet like to find in the carpet: 1)LEGOs and 2) Computer case screws #
• WHY IS THIS A GAME?????????????? http://t.co/EVXp1h9g #
• is finally playing Civilization V http://t.co/ciduWYxi #
• This is gonna suuuuuck. But I was promised beer. (@ Alamo Drafthouse Cinema – Village for Clash of the Titans 2 3D) http://t.co/9pgAqz4x #
• I'm at Speedy Stop (Austin, TX) http://t.co/HtBTYtSx #
• I'm at Freebirds World Burrito (Austin, TX) w/ 2 others http://t.co/QxpPAJKv #
• is finally playing Civilization V http://t.co/ciduWYxi #

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• is finally playing Civilization V http://t.co/ciduWYxi #
• When developers work in a crappy environment. http://t.co/o8voDmoV #
• New snow for the penguins! http://t.co/VCjkkBof #penguincam #
• If you provide screenshots for installation instructions…DON'T FUCKING SKIP SCREENS! At least mention the screens in the text! Assholes. #
• TSA Freaks Out, Gets Longtime Critic Bruce Schneier Kicked Off Of Oversight Hearing – wilwheaton: http://t.co/FDoVyYIP #
• LOGIFLES SHOULD BE PLAIN FUCKING TEXT FILES. HOW HARD IS THIS???? #
• FAKE XML FILES ARE 100% INAPPROPRIATE AS LOG FILES, YOU STUPID PIGFUCKERS. #
• THERE'S NOTHING RUNNING!!! JUST UNINSTALL YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!!!! #
• I need a drink #
• is finally playing Civilization V http://t.co/ciduWYxi #
• operation "steal memory from one computer to put in mine" was a failure. Honestly, who uses 1GB sticks?? #
• I'm at Potbelly Sandwich Shop (Austin, TX) w/ 2 others http://t.co/9dFQWHOl #
• No kid in the history of forever has ever laughed at a clown. Ever. Ever. #
• Why do you not want my money?? "New SimCity To Require Constant Internet Connection" #
• is finally playing Civilization V http://t.co/ciduWYxi #
• I'm at Sushi Zushi at The Domain (Austin, TX) http://t.co/wZOuNdEh #
• WTF? RT @Carissajaded: This car may have been part of the disteaction that caused me to hit a stationary car… http://t.co/Q6tpMB8o #
• Photo: The best explanation of cell division ever. http://t.co/CHcYTpnn #
• is finally playing Civilization V http://t.co/ciduWYxi #
• I'm at Pho Hoang (Austin, TX) http://t.co/TeyQLorV #
• Talk With An Expert Time! http://t.co/VCjkkBof #penguincam #
• Or not. No idea what's going on with the penguins topside. #penguincam #
• Ah, rebroadcast of the Q&A from Monday. Topside cam is off air, but I can hear everything from the underwater cam. #penguincam #
• I'm at Costco (Austin, TX) w/ 2 others http://t.co/FJi9ExaI #
• I'm at Bellini's Texas Grill (Cedar Park, TX) w/ 2 others http://t.co/bhA0YaLW #
• Holy crap, at least 15 people in line for MegaMillions lotto tickets. (@ Qmart) http://t.co/NLzSWKqI #
• I'm at Original Pancake House (Austin, TX) w/ 5 others http://t.co/f0bwoZq8 #
• Beerfest (@ Travis County Expo Center w/ 40 others) http://t.co/R7zQ37Uh #
• This is the most poorly organazied event ever. And I've been to multiple A-KONs. #AustinBeerfest #
• I'm at Kublai Khan (Austin, TX) http://t.co/6Ic78waG #
• I'm at Shipley Do-Nuts (Austin, TX) w/ 2 others http://t.co/URo5JvaI #
• I'm at Red Barn Garden Center (Austin, TX) http://t.co/DnbLqizK #
• I'm at Target (Austin, TX) http://t.co/rvFicYli #
• I'm at H-E-B (Austin, TX) w/ 2 others http://t.co/qVEwaxKG #

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• If your son says he's converted to Islam, you probably shouldn't respond by cutting off his beard in the middle of the night. #lillehammer #
• WHY CAN YOU NOT STOP YOUR OWN PROCESSES WHEN I TRY TO UNINSTALL??? #
• AND IF YOU CAN'T STOP THEM, AT LEAST TELL ME WHAT THE FUCK THEY ARE! #
• Not worksafe by any stretch of the imagination. But I just had to share Fucktopus. http://t.co/I24yL5u1 #
• My monkey will not un-fuck! This is getting serious! 🙁 #
• The "vote as often as possible" joke from politicians just is not funny. It's not. Stop it. #
• Manning to the Broncos. Crap! I don't want to watch the Broncos. Dammit! #
• Manning watch is over…Tebow Watch has just begun. CRAP! #
• What the Christ?? RT @digitaldiatribe: Holy crap, NetZero still exists: http://t.co/7BrZUmt0 #
• Why can I only import ONE testcase at a time?? I have 298 of these fuckers to import!!!! FUCK! #
• Forced to choose between the two (death not an option), I honestly would choose an Uwe Boll movie to anything by Michael Bay. #
• I'm at Sea Dragon (Austin, TX) http://t.co/tpvAIjwS #
• I'm at North By Northwest (NXNW) (Austin, TX) http://t.co/Mdxka15h #
• I'm at North By Northwest Restaurant & Brewery (10010 N Capital Of Texas Hwy, Austin) http://t.co/ehF70sli (+10pts) #
• I'm at Whole Foods Market (Austin, TX) w/ 3 others http://t.co/fiualrzD #
• is finally playing Cities in Motion http://t.co/ciduWYxi #
• What in the everloving fuck? RT @digitaldiatribe: This is such bullshit, fuck people: http://t.co/Oyh3UKuJ #
• http://t.co/jJSJBFuf #
• I'm at Cool River Cafe (Austin, TX) http://t.co/j27uOnX0 #
• Nut allergic person next to me served salad with nuts. She sent it back. No-nut version arrives. There's nuts in the dressing. Really? #
• Our menu is fixed. We had no idea what was in the salad before it arrived. Nuts are bad. Bleah. #
• I'm at Spec's (Austin, TX) http://t.co/4Nk1WIx1 #
• I'm at The Park at the Domain (Austin, TX) http://t.co/yyBbzKKr #
• What a fucking moron. http://t.co/JJlcZHhc #
• Did I really just watch 2 goons eat dogfood?? What am I doing with my life? #
• I'm at Big Daddy’s Burgers & Bar (Austin, TX) http://t.co/u4W6ifPi #
• I just unlocked the Level 5 "Flame Broiled" badge on @foursquare! Preettty much an expert. http://t.co/uIJFxObL #
• What in the christ is Baylor wearing? #ncaa #
• I'm at 620 Café And Bakery (Round Rock, TX) http://t.co/F8EA3pLj #
• I just unlocked the Level 2 "Fried Check-in" badge on @foursquare! In it to win it! http://t.co/zu3xtSsQ #

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• Think about this the next time you want to "get your grades up". http://t.co/zk3osDLm #
• Wait, how is homeless people as wifi hotspots at SXSW much different than homeless ppl selling ice cream at SXSW? http://t.co/zfwRDlea #
• Ah, "dignified". That's the difference. #sxsw #streettreats #homelesswifi #
• I'm at Taco Bell (Austin, TX) http://t.co/AOTs4dL5 #
• Doonesbury vs. Stupid ass Texas abortion law. Day 1: http://t.co/Ib16VXcj #
• I'm at H-E-B (Austin, TX) http://t.co/hBKLT6Wp #
• Fuck today! http://t.co/zQzIyOAI #
• LET THE FREE AGENT FRENZY BEGIN!!!!! #nfl #footballwithdrawl #ohgodwhenisfootballcomingback #
• I'm at Indian Spicy Kitchen (Austin, TX) http://t.co/JJd7FULk #
• Doonesbury vs. Stupid ass Texas abortion law. Day 2: http://t.co/tFqcqwgd #
• I'm at Costco (Austin, TX) w/ 2 others http://t.co/CSBeYhPV #
• So what chance does Syracuse have with Melo out? #
• I'm at Tacodeli (Austin, TX) w/ 4 others http://t.co/CMjZQvYx #
• We've lost 2 developers in as many weeks. Rats, sinking, ship, etc. #
• Doonesbury vs. Stupid ass Texas abortion law. Day 3: http://t.co/HjywyTnl #
• "Someone Is Remaking the Garbage Pail Kids Movie, Apparently on Purpose" WHY GOD WHY???? http://t.co/Qt6N9Lwh #
• I'm at Whole Foods Market (Austin, TX) w/ 5 others http://t.co/4BdtWmKg #
• I'm at Marie Callender's (Austin, TX) http://t.co/FEYV663s #
• I'm at McDonald's (Austin, TX) http://t.co/Hux5oeFY #
• Doonesbury vs. Stupid ass Texas abortion law. Day 4: http://t.co/q95sCiRk or http://t.co/82GCr7fl #
• Flightless waterfowl! http://t.co/VCjkkBof #
• Penguin feeding time! http://t.co/VCjkkBof #PenguinCam #
• So, uh, is that what guys do when they have the house to themselves? http://t.co/ilBz7PpO #
• FUCK YOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUU, Wichita St.! GRRRRRRR. #marchmadness #
• Doonesbury vs. Stupid ass Texas abortion law. Day 5: http://t.co/0bIVMvQw #
• A Woman's Right To Not Know: http://t.co/OYaJCec2 #
• Jesus. Really? RT @peterdaou: The single most racist, disgusting campaign bumper sticker you'll see this cycle: http://t.co/8yr1m5Qr #
• Snow for the penguins!!! http://t.co/VCjkkBof #PenguinCam #
• I'm at Boomerang's Gourmet Veggie & Meat Pies (Austin, TX) http://t.co/p1VXorza #
• Blizzard! (@ Dairy Queen) http://t.co/YLdnzKIN #
• Nice job! http://t.co/iu1SdzxH #
• Interesting. LEGO believes these sets are great gifts for girls. I'm rather impressed. http://t.co/8DVboGPx #
• Hrm. Emperor penguins look like inflatable pool toys when in the water. http://t.co/VCjkkBof #PenguinCam #
• I'm at Kublai Khan (Austin, TX) w/ 3 others http://t.co/PxvATqC2 #
• I'm at Super Target (Austin, TX) w/ 2 others http://t.co/QmyuorPB #
• I'm at La Palapa (Austin, TX) http://t.co/v6tEP3v5 #
• Who the hell does Enya at karaoke???? #
• Green margaritas, karaoke and Jameson Irish Whisky. Yessssss #
• After party!!!!!! (@ Buffalo Wild Wings) http://t.co/RbVF9tSQ #

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• I'm at Archiver's (11066 Pecan Park Boulevard, Suite 105, Lakeline Mall Dr., Cedar Park) http://t.co/lFjZa0lQ #
• Okay, that does it. Crispin Glover officially frightens me. #willard #
• Ah shit. I think I hate my job. Fuck nuggets. #
• Oh my Christ, I'm never getting off of this fucking project! #fuckmondays #
• Damn. 🙁 RT @statesman: Austin's Leslie Cochran was moved into hospice care Friday, according to friends. http://t.co/cfDwkUko #
• Home builders: STOP PUTTING CARPET IN THE BATHROOMS! #nastyshitpeopledo #
• I'm at Taco Cabana (12525 N Mopac Expy, W Parmer Ln, Austin) http://t.co/YrHVuKYe #
• This is just sick. http://t.co/FfaoBwWw #fucktheTSA #
• I'm at Whole Foods Market (9607 Research Blvd, at N Capital of Texas Hwy, Austin) w/ 4 others http://t.co/kz7dJUCJ #
• I'm at Panera Bread (9901 North Capital of Texas Hwy, btw Stonelake and Research, Austin) w/ 2 others http://t.co/wl46VR0k #
• I'm at H-E-B (5808 Burnet Rd., at Allandale Rd., Austin) w/ 2 others http://t.co/VVTTd1Tt #
• It's a secret….shhh (@ American Legion Travis Post 76 w/ 6 others) http://t.co/7jvfzpqG #
• DUDE! Ads about feminine hygiene products don't make me feel actual feelings. It's an AD! I DON'T CARE! #
• Jesus Christ! #ipad #
• I'm at Delish Bakery (209 W 3rd St, at Colorado St, Austin) http://t.co/QjvHlUky #
• Still another going away happy hour. Rats. Sinking ship. Yada yada yada (@ North By Northwest (NXNW)) http://t.co/tXdOTGkE #
• The weather wins. The trees win. It has forced me to actually go to the stupid doctor. Stupid, STUPID Austin weather. #atxweather #
• I'm at ADC Easy Care (2400 Cedar Bend, Austin) http://t.co/p9vpg34n #
• I'm at Einstein Bros Bagels (12400 N IH-35, Indian Mound Dr, Austin) w/ 2 others http://t.co/NgEb6U1W #
• I just unlocked the "SXSW Sophomore 2012" badge on @foursquare! http://t.co/S6blpAEW #
• Welp time to call in to that meeting. *sigh* Oh right! IT WAS canceled!!! Oh happy day! *oh crap my heads hurts again!* #
• Amazing how much my mood is improved by not physically being at work. #
• Parts of my front yard are flooded. Not complaining. The drought is coming back stronger than ever this summer. *sigh* #
• I saw the sun for a whole 3 minutes today. #ATXweather #
• The hell kind of website lets me specify 101 items per page but not 100? How is 100 an invalid number? #
• Wait, I can specify ANY NUMBER (less than the total number of items) as long as it ends in 1?? I don't even know…. #
• JESUS CHRIST WHAT DID I JUST SEE???? RT @NathanFillion: One of our crew guys has an extra knee cap. http://t.co/gsPCdkiw #
• I'm at Cheddars (Austin, TX) http://t.co/noMfqP38 #
• I'm at Fry's Electronics (Austin, TX) w/ 5 others http://t.co/QByOhXvQ #
• I'm at RoomStore Furniture (Austin, TX) http://t.co/oEnrq8vb #

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